Considering Robbing Fort Knox - Need Help. - GoFuckYourself.com

Smack dat · 01-05-2017, 05:22 PM

Ok, first of all I am not a crook and I have never stolen a bean before but times are hard. Christmas has left me feeling the pinch and I could do with some extra $$.

Fort Knox in Kentucky has a shit load of gold and I intend to steal it but I am going to need a team. I am looking for people that have advanced specialties in the following.

1. Robbery
2. Firearms
3. Bombs
4. Electronics
5. Military
6. Hacking

That list is not limited their be new positions becoming available as I think of them, I could also do with a planner.
There is like $180,000,000,000 available and I would be happy to pay $1,000,000 per crew member on completion.

I am in the UK and have never visited the site so if someone local to there wants to scope it out for me it would be appreciated. I Google Earthed it but I couldn't zoom in satisfactorily.

Smack dat · 01-05-2017, 05:50 PM

Nevermind. I have decided to try and get an increase on my overdraft instead.

pimpmaster9000 · 01-05-2017, 06:09 PM

the gold is underground and the whole place is designed to flood in case of a breach...

directfiesta · 01-05-2017, 07:05 PM

gold is gone ... all smoke

bns666 · 01-05-2017, 07:08 PM

EddyTheDog · 01-05-2017, 07:10 PM

Do I have to leave the house?..

anthony78 · 01-05-2017, 07:22 PM

Gr8 opportunity, I'm thinking about this at the moment ...

Spunky · 01-05-2017, 07:34 PM

It will never work

dillfly2000 · 01-05-2017, 07:46 PM

Gold? What gold?

deonbell · 01-06-2017, 12:58 AM

Simple.
Operation Rockabye Baby

Joshua G · 01-06-2017, 08:07 AM

^^yep. first step is to hire a pilot named pussy galore.^^

PS. I miss the old days, without dumbfuck political correctness crushing all that is good in the movies.

thats you crockett, bladewire. fuck you.

01-05-2017, 05:22 PM	#1
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	Considering Robbing Fort Knox - Need Help. Ok, first of all I am not a crook and I have never stolen a bean before but times are hard. Christmas has left me feeling the pinch and I could do with some extra $$. Fort Knox in Kentucky has a shit load of gold and I intend to steal it but I am going to need a team. I am looking for people that have advanced specialties in the following. 1. Robbery 2. Firearms 3. Bombs 4. Electronics 5. Military 6. Hacking That list is not limited their be new positions becoming available as I think of them, I could also do with a planner. There is like $180,000,000,000 available and I would be happy to pay $1,000,000 per crew member on completion. I am in the UK and have never visited the site so if someone local to there wants to scope it out for me it would be appreciated. I Google Earthed it but I couldn't zoom in satisfactorily.

01-05-2017, 06:09 PM	#3
pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	the gold is underground and the whole place is designed to flood in case of a breach... __________________ Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

01-05-2017, 07:08 PM	#5
bns666 Confirmed Fetishist Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fetishland Posts: 11,526	__________________ ⭐ CAM SODA ⭐ STRIPCHAT ⭐ ⭐ CHATURBATE ⭐ X LOVE CAM ⭐

01-05-2017, 07:22 PM	#7
anthony78 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 149	Gr8 opportunity, I'm thinking about this at the moment ... __________________ Best regards and great respect, Anthony. Use my stripcash referral invitation link and get 20% Recurring On All Sales and plus 5% for webmaster referral for life and also the results of my tests... check this out Use my favorite sponsor and get: 50% Recurring On All Sales and plus 10% for webmaster referral for life ... check this out

01-05-2017, 07:34 PM	#8
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,940	It will never work __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

01-05-2017, 05:50 PM	#2
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	Nevermind. I have decided to try and get an increase on my overdraft instead.

01-05-2017, 07:05 PM	#4
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,652	gold is gone ... all smoke

01-05-2017, 07:10 PM	#6
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,106	Do I have to leave the house?..

01-05-2017, 07:46 PM	#9
dillfly2000 hey Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: with you Posts: 2,209	Gold? What gold? __________________ Chaturbate Affiliate

01-06-2017, 12:58 AM	#10
deonbell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,045	Simple. Operation Rockabye Baby __________________ Fake Naked Celebrity Sex Gallery

01-06-2017, 08:07 AM	#11
Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	^^yep. first step is to hire a pilot named pussy galore.^^ PS. I miss the old days, without dumbfuck political correctness crushing all that is good in the movies. thats you crockett, bladewire. fuck you.