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At It Again With The Little Lady -
This time its clearly my fault though, lol
phone conversation: her: hello honey, hows it going me: oh good her: ok ill be there in a little while, want to order something? me: sure her: like what? me: a blowjob her: yea right, seriously like what? me: i dunno, not hungry her: well i want a salad, what do you want? me: i DONT KNOW! her: dont get testy, just tell me what you want! me: ok ill order an escort to come give me a blowjob and have her pick up a sald on the way over for you, want anything else? her: oh my god, how can you say that to me, blah blah blah, i hate you, blah blah blah, :::crying:: whyyyyyy :::sniffling::: diiiiid :::crying::: youuuu :::sniffling::: SAYYYY ITTTT?? me: ok i was joking, ill take a meetball hero and some diet pepsi her: bullshit! Thats the last straw her: hangup heh well atleast now i know its my fault, lol ..... but WTF it was only a joke? She gets annoying with that "what do you want" shit, just fucking order something and ill eat it! lol
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Rich you need to put your bitch in check you pussy.
Give me one nght with her and ill have her whipped back to shape. |
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please, take 2 night LOL!!
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Yeesshh..
when someone says "I don't know" to me.. I usually offer up a couple of suggestions.
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Let's do some business.
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I have to admit though, cant REALLY blame her for this one, lol I have a kinda dry sense of humor with her, not like i said it then laughed, lol
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Hey have the escort pick me up a Hot Roast Beef
thnx |
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your woman is ugly.
cant you find anything better ? or you stick to her only because she pays the bills ? |
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What time you think the Roast Beef will be there????
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I remember that from the other 2 or 3 threads as well.
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lil2rich4u2 that clearly wasn't the smartest thing you could've said, but as a man I feel my fellow man is right....so yeah, FUCK HER she should know when we're joking! dumb slut......
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LOL!! yea i agree ... i just tend to think after 7yrs, theres no more walking on eggshells, lol
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Ditch the bitch
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I would hate to have to deal with a SO who is constantly on the edge of blowing up. It's not warranted at all.
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Rich
7 years with a chick, she is looking for a ring. Commit or dump her |
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yea you guys always have solid advice for me on these "g/f threads" I just wish as PK said, i had the strength to make the changes. Im a sap for a girl crying, lol ... i always feel like she is fucking miserable and its because of me, so whatever the cost, i want her to stop .... A.K.A your right, im a pussy, lol
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BTW i bought her a ring once, lol had it in the store being sized, then i went and picked it up ... that night she threw a fit over something so stupid i ran back to the store and returned it, saying "oh fuck this" LOL!!!
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If i was you i would get her pregnant then dump her
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perhaps the real reason is that she is disappointed with your Adult Webmaster career. You probably told her, in six month you'll be a porn king and that's not the case
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You fucked up. However, it also looks like you aren't suited for eachother. Live and learn. Either get your shit together, or get a girl who can stand your shit.
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kinda reminds me of a saying: "there's an ass for every seat" But your right, i know your all right ... im just too weak i think, lol She always makes me feel like shit when she cries, i always think its my fault then i go to hug her and comfort her and next thing you know she is wiping jizz off her chin and im the one crying, LOL!!!!
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Stick your cock in her mouth and shoot acreamy load
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She needs to lighten up some. I thought your response wasn?t offending:
her: hello honey, hows it going me: oh good her: ok ill be there in a little while, want to order something? me: sure her: like what? me: a blowjob My hubby always says that and I say sure, I have something to eat but what about you? Just be careful that you are not on a ?speaker? phone. A couple of years ago, I was finishing up a proposal with six male execs leaving the conference room and forgot my cell, so I asked if I could use the phone. Boy did my face turn red! Those guys stopped dead in their tracks and dead silence. Like an Idiot, I said what about fish and we are on speakerphone! Poor hubby didn?t get the hint until someone said that?s what I want for dinner! Good luck, ![]() |
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Grow a spine, tell her enough of anything is enough, it's been 7 years, don't make it 8. She's not worth it. Next time the phone rings, hand it to her and tell her it's Bellevue calling. |
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this one Fletch?
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sounds like this girl has mental issues
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Men are such insensitive pigs
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