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Old 02-05-2017, 02:32 PM   #1
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My Life is Ruined!!!

As per my previous post.
I was waiting for my sister to arrive home. My friend and I had been waiting for her and just been playing with peanut butter on my penis while we waited.
Anyway, my friend had gone to bed and I had fallen asleep on the sofa when she got home around 2am.
She was with another fucking man!!

She was drunk, no doubt about it and although I had been sleeping when I heard the door unlocking I instantly got hard. When they walked in the room I wasn't sure what to think.
My sister looked hot. Really short skirt, long legs and off the shoulder top. Her eyes were closed and I saw my chances slipping.
The man she walked in with was coloured. He was good looking though, I could see muscles through his tight white shirt.

The guy looked at me, looked at my erect penis and then tried to suck me off.
I couldn't fucking believe it so grabbed a nearby vase and smashed it over his head. His body slumped to the ground.

I fucked off out of there and haven't been back since. I am hoping they will both have forgotten by the time I return.

I think the guy might have been a taxi driver that was just helping my sister in the house. Also, thinking about it he might not have been trying to suck me off, I think I got the wrong end of the stick. I just hope he's not dead.
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Old 02-05-2017, 02:36 PM   #2
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The made up story is a played out at this point, just give it up and move on to another made up troll topic.
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Old 02-05-2017, 02:37 PM   #3
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The made up story is a played out at this point, just give it up and move on to another made up troll topic.
What about my subsequent death?
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Old 02-05-2017, 02:42 PM   #4
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Old 02-06-2017, 03:11 AM   #5
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No mention of washing off peanut butter.
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Old 02-06-2017, 03:15 AM   #6
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Old 02-06-2017, 03:31 AM   #7
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What about my subsequent death?
If it had been you that died,,,,,,,,,then the story would have ended with a happy ending
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Old 02-06-2017, 03:33 AM   #8
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Old 02-06-2017, 04:39 AM   #9
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Hemingway is a talented author and this guy is just posting random mediocre stories he sees online. At least I guess
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Old 02-06-2017, 05:19 AM   #10
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that escalated quickly.
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Old 02-06-2017, 06:00 AM   #12
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ah before clicking here I have thought that perhaps gary emailed you some offer too...
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Old 02-06-2017, 06:09 AM   #13
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Hemingway is a talented author and this guy is just posting random mediocre stories he sees online. At least I guess
I personally felt a hit of sarcasm in the initial comment.
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