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02-05-2017, 02:32 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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My Life is Ruined!!!
As per my previous post.
I was waiting for my sister to arrive home. My friend and I had been waiting for her and just been playing with peanut butter on my penis while we waited. Anyway, my friend had gone to bed and I had fallen asleep on the sofa when she got home around 2am. She was with another fucking man!! She was drunk, no doubt about it and although I had been sleeping when I heard the door unlocking I instantly got hard. When they walked in the room I wasn't sure what to think. My sister looked hot. Really short skirt, long legs and off the shoulder top. Her eyes were closed and I saw my chances slipping. The man she walked in with was coloured. He was good looking though, I could see muscles through his tight white shirt. The guy looked at me, looked at my erect penis and then tried to suck me off. I couldn't fucking believe it so grabbed a nearby vase and smashed it over his head. His body slumped to the ground. I fucked off out of there and haven't been back since. I am hoping they will both have forgotten by the time I return. I think the guy might have been a taxi driver that was just helping my sister in the house. Also, thinking about it he might not have been trying to suck me off, I think I got the wrong end of the stick. I just hope he's not dead. |
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02-05-2017, 02:36 PM
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The made up story is a played out at this point, just give it up and move on to another made up troll topic.
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02-05-2017, 02:37 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-05-2017, 02:42 PM
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GFY's very own Ernest Hemingway
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02-06-2017, 03:11 AM
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No mention of washing off peanut butter.
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02-06-2017, 03:15 AM
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A wet dream.
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02-06-2017, 03:31 AM
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02-06-2017, 03:33 AM
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02-06-2017, 04:39 AM
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02-06-2017, 05:19 AM
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Sounds legit.
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02-06-2017, 05:25 AM
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that escalated quickly.
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02-06-2017, 06:00 AM
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Hmm
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ah before clicking here I have thought that perhaps gary emailed you some offer too...
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02-06-2017, 06:09 AM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Mom late with the bowl of kraft dinner again?
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02-06-2017, 06:51 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Life is for the ruining ...
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02-06-2017, 07:16 AM
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Are you now living under an alias in Argentina?
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02-06-2017, 01:35 PM
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