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Sigh i just got pulled over by the piggies
Ok thanks officer for giving me 10 field sobriety tests and 3!!!!! count then 3!!! breathalizers over a 30 minute period. jebus i only had a few brews, but i guess thats why he did it.
3! I cant believe he let me go, thanks 420 easter sunday.
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Pigs is Beautiful.
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A friend of mine got a DUI the other night...he pulled over in a parking lot to sleep because he was too drunk to drive, but since it was cold outside, he left his car running with the heat on...a cop woke him up and gave him a DUI. Fucking bullshit.
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Don't drink and drive. Yes, it's a stupid slogan but it makes sense. I have no sympathy for anyone who gets behind the wheel drunk. SpaceAce |
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Note for future: if you are drunk and stop to sleep it off.. make sure it's in the parking lot of a place that serves alcohol.
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I got busted for alcohol underage my sophomore year of college. Had to go to a 12 week VASAP class (alcohol education sponosored by the state). After that shit, I will never, ever, drink and drive
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In Ontario you don't even have to have the keys in the ignition. If you have them anywhere inside the vehicle you are fucked.
Even if you throw them in the glove box... fucked. If you have to sleep in your car drunk then hide your keys outside the vehicle somewhere. |
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He was drinking beer, working on a buddies car in our driveway. Started it up just to test it or whatever, Cop pulled up behind him (I think he had been watching them drink) Soon as he started it, The cop had his lights on and flew into the bottom part of our driveway. Dad got a DUI. I was only about 13 when this happend. |
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I saw a commercial this morning about this guy sleeping in the subway, and you see that the subway keeps going back and forth and it says the the guy had a little too many to drink, and he missed his stop..... 13 times.. but he home, alive... wich is kinda funy, you see the guy is really shitfaced
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I love to racism, bro!
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![]() depending where you live, if your on private property, the cops can't really do shit, i went up north yesterday and did some dirt biking, my friend has a huge land, and we drive with no plates or helmets, and the cops can't really do anything
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where i live, $3 to the cop and he'll pretend he didnt see anything, murder costs a little more, like $200....
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