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Old 08-12-2017, 05:01 AM   #1
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Share Your Fig Recipes...

I have millions of the bloody things - I don't want to just bin them - It's such a waste - I can't eat them because I am diabetic so I need a way of preserving them - Call your granny's, they always love figs...
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Old 08-12-2017, 05:08 AM   #2
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make fig brandy
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Old 08-12-2017, 05:10 AM   #3
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make fig brandy

Nice - I like the sound of that...

I hadn't thought about alcohol.....
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my grandmother used to make this onion and fig schnapps thing...had her own distillery for it...also wallnut liquor...but then again she was a raging alcoholic
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Old 08-12-2017, 06:59 AM   #5
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Dry them, then you can use year long.

How to Dry Figs: 12 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow
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Old 08-12-2017, 07:13 AM   #6
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my grandmother used to make this onion and fig schnapps thing...had her own distillery for it...also wallnut liquor...but then again she was a raging alcoholic
Onion and fig schnapps? - Your granny was mad...
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Old 08-12-2017, 07:18 AM   #7
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Dry them, then you can use year long.

How to Dry Figs: 12 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow
We have a winner! - We have a fruit fly problem here so the oven method is the way to go...
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Onion and fig schnapps? - Your granny was mad...
she liked to take a box full of pain killers and drink lots of alcohol
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Yeah drying them is easiest solution if you have heaps. Pity your diabetic they make great jam and relishes. Each recipe begins with.. 8 cups of sugar.

Take a couple of kg of them, split them sprinkle with brown sugar and roast over an open flame, pack a jar half full of this and then fill it with cheap port. Put lid on and store in a kitchen cupboard for a week then strain it and bottle. Roasted Fig Liqueur.... fucking insane on icecream :P
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god hates figs!!!













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Yeah drying them is easiest solution if you have heaps. Pity your diabetic they make great jam and relishes. Each recipe begins with.. 8 cups of sugar.

Take a couple of kg of them, split them sprinkle with brown sugar and roast over an open flame, pack a jar half full of this and then fill it with cheap port. Put lid on and store in a kitchen cupboard for a week then strain it and bottle. Roasted Fig Liqueur.... fucking insane on icecream :P
Sounds incredible, but one of my toes fell off just reading the recipe...

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