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![]() ![]() ![]() A biblical apocalypse will begin next weekend, according to several conspiracy theorists . The Rapture, as set out in the New Testament?s Book of Revelation, will see Christians who are deemed ?worthy? called to heaven where they will spend eternity. But those left on Earth will have to face the end of the world . September 23 ? exactly a week today ? has now been earmarked as the start of the apocalypse. A new theory known as Revelation 12 Sign predicts the Rapture will soon be fulfilled with the appearance of ?a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head?. Conspiracy theorists think an astronomical alignment of constellations Leo and Virgo, along with a number of planets, will fulfill this prophecy verbatim. Proponents of the outlandish theory say the women mentioned in the prophecy represents the constellation Virgo, while the crown of stars represents Leo. The moon mentioned is considered to be under the 'feet' of Virgo, and on September 23 the sun will be passing through the constellation ? fulfilling the 'clothed with the sun' strand. According to websites promoting the theory, it will take place in two parts, with a seven-year period of tribulation in between. During this time, according to doom-sayers, the Antichrist will bring destruction upon Mankind. But the theory is only loosely based on actual Bible scripture, and largely ignored by the wider Christian community . Will the apocalypse come NEXT WEEKEND? Biblical prophecy says the world will end on September 23 with the Rapture - Mirror Online
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So many apocalypses, so little time ...
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^^^ Truth
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I wish it would end for the people who start this bullshit and also for the people who believe it.
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Which apocalypse is this one? The big one they always talk about, or one of the mini ones?
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Here's a list of the end of days predictions. And so far none have proved right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...alyptic_events Even Jesus said it. https://christianity.stackexchange.c...-the-end-times So far it only proves religion is all bullshit. |
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Then I have 5 days left to get a lot of things finished -- guess it doesn't matter ...
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Finally.
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I'm going to be raptured again, shit this is like 12 times now I can remember
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What color koolaide do we need this time?
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I find prophecies interesting but take them with a grain of salt.
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I remember when I was in high school in the 1980's there was a doomsday theory going around that got so out of control at my school the school actually held an assembly and sent notices home with the kids so the parents could explain that the world wasn't ending.
On the day it was supposed to happen, about a third of the students didn't show up for school. It was pretty wild. |
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Daniel Radcliffe has AIDS...
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The 6th sign. "The wizards of the world shall be stricken with the plague"
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Well, we're fucked and just as Bitcoin was going back up.
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I've been through some other apocalypses before, nothing to worry about
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I think that these bad weather situations are all made by humans... who knows what are americans and russians capable to do...
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Talk about bad timing
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So no one will get the iPhone X?
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The world ended so they kept writing a few hundred more pages.
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Hopefully, your science teacher quit his job after that. If I was a science teacher and my school acted that way I would be completely embarrassed and go smack the principal around a bit. Fucking idiots.
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So....um....I guess this isn't happening.
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ya.. fuck me and I spent every last cent I had last night on hookers and blow for an end of the world bang. Guess I'll have to go back to work on my sites to make that money back..
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The apocalypse was awesome. I really liked it!
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daniel radcliffe still has aids...
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Reading this on sept 24....
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I survived the Apocalypse of 2017
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We're still here. Bummer.
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Did I miss it?
My router crashed, that's all. |
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Another failed Pocky-lips
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We are still here so I guess not
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no and anyone that thinks something biblical will happen in their life times means their delusional
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The end.....So where are all the zombies.
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