Hot or Not $2.18 Million For THIS House - GoFuckYourself.com

HairyChick · 09-28-2017, 06:21 PM

Location, location, location. Two acres, wooded land, privacy, pool. Just over $2 million in the Hamptons. A steal, right?

https://www.mansionglobal.com/articl...r-2-18-million

It's one of the ugliest modern houses I've seen. Looks like a four-unit apartment building. No color, no design, no "regular" windows with sills, just a square box. Plants, trees, flowers, dogs, porch, deck, nothing.

Inside isn't much better. Too much white, boring architecture, no hominess, no warmth, no personality. Kitchen is big but cold. Bathrooms aren't shown.

No decorating taste, no style, just high taxes for privacy, in a box.

Brad Mitchell · 09-28-2017, 06:25 PM

The lot is probably worth almost that much. Contemporary houses are always slow to sell. Me personally, I would enjoy getting a lot more home where I live for that much!

Brad

onwebcam · 09-28-2017, 06:33 PM

$550 a sf in the Hampton's is nothing really.

kane · 09-28-2017, 06:47 PM

I think it is kind of cool looking. I would love to own a house like that.

Brad Mitchell · 09-28-2017, 06:53 PM

I hate articles like that which don't list the address. How am I supposed to pull it up on Zillow?!?

Brad

baddog · 09-28-2017, 06:59 PM

The Feng Shui is the pricey part.

HairyChick · 09-28-2017, 07:07 PM

I could buy a beachfront four-level home down the road a few miles for that price! I know the land is valuable and they can downsize to one acre and sell. But the house is so cold, so bland and just uninteresting. I think this writer wants a quiet, private place to write with no frills, no yard work, no big upkeep.

It's still ugly as hell. I'd buy it, tear it down, and put up something bigger, more comfy, and include a guest cottage for four. Garage, too

Sometimes that site lists addresses. Or, locations of buildings in New York, for example.

Rochard · 09-28-2017, 08:11 PM

I just read an article about a 1000 sq foot house in Boston for one million dollars. It was ugly. Sometimes houses are just insane.

I work online; I can live where ever I want. Thankfully I am not trying to live in San Francisco.

BaldBastard · 09-28-2017, 09:05 PM

Ripp off! You could of got this place in Sydney for 1.3million USD (1.7 Aus )

Nocookies | The Australian

To buy a house here I doubt you would find anything under a million unless it was more than 100 miles form the city. Area I live in 2mill is average, and that's for a average house, 2 bedroom. Apartments are cheaper buy you still want 1-1.5 mil in your pocket.

https://www.domain.com.au/sale/neutral-bay-nsw-2089/

you are blessed in the USA with VERY cheap housing

newB · 09-28-2017, 10:46 PM

That's a steal! I remember a detached garage converted into a studio apartment on main street in EH, right across from the jitney stop (and that place with the really good breakfast sandwiches) going for over $1M.

ilnjscb · 09-28-2017, 11:23 PM

That's actually a pretty good price for the hamptons.

CurrentlySober · 09-29-2017, 01:16 AM

I only need 20K to get my dream home...

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Barry-xlovecam · 09-29-2017, 06:16 AM

location, location, location
https://www.zillow.com/east-hampton-ny/home-values/

Paul Markham · 09-29-2017, 07:52 AM

You're paying for the location.

bloggerz · 09-29-2017, 08:41 AM

Hamptons is a beautiful place

sadiedazzle · 09-29-2017, 02:33 PM

You should come to Vancouver. 2.4 mil doesn't get you a whole lot here
Builder?s special: $2.4 million rundown Vancouver home, chipped paint included | CTV News

Paul&John · 09-29-2017, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

Ripp off! You could of got this place in Sydney for 1.3million USD (1.7 Aus )

Nocookies | The Australian

To buy a house here I doubt you would find anything under a million unless it was more than 100 miles form the city. Area I live in 2mill is average, and that's for a average house, 2 bedroom. Apartments are cheaper buy you still want 1-1.5 mil in your pocket.

https://www.domain.com.au/sale/neutral-bay-nsw-2089/

you are blessed in the USA with VERY cheap housing

insane..

overdose · 10-01-2017, 12:36 PM

not safe enough in the middle of forest, what if the YETI comes...

NatalieK · 10-01-2017, 01:30 PM

omg, what a load of crap for that kind of money...

more money than sense!

09-28-2017, 06:21 PM	#1
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	$2.18 Million For THIS House Location, location, location. Two acres, wooded land, privacy, pool. Just over $2 million in the Hamptons. A steal, right? https://www.mansionglobal.com/articl...r-2-18-million It's one of the ugliest modern houses I've seen. Looks like a four-unit apartment building. No color, no design, no "regular" windows with sills, just a square box. Plants, trees, flowers, dogs, porch, deck, nothing. Inside isn't much better. Too much white, boring architecture, no hominess, no warmth, no personality. Kitchen is big but cold. Bathrooms aren't shown. No decorating taste, no style, just high taxes for privacy, in a box. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

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09-28-2017, 07:07 PM	#7
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	I could buy a beachfront four-level home down the road a few miles for that price! I know the land is valuable and they can downsize to one acre and sell. But the house is so cold, so bland and just uninteresting. I think this writer wants a quiet, private place to write with no frills, no yard work, no big upkeep. It's still ugly as hell. I'd buy it, tear it down, and put up something bigger, more comfy, and include a guest cottage for four. Garage, too Sometimes that site lists addresses. Or, locations of buildings in New York, for example. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

09-28-2017, 06:47 PM	#4
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I think it is kind of cool looking. I would love to own a house like that.

09-28-2017, 06:59 PM	#6
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	The Feng Shui is the pricey part.

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BaldBastard Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 15,948	Ripp off! You could of got this place in Sydney for 1.3million USD (1.7 Aus ) Nocookies \| The Australian To buy a house here I doubt you would find anything under a million unless it was more than 100 miles form the city. Area I live in 2mill is average, and that's for a average house, 2 bedroom. Apartments are cheaper buy you still want 1-1.5 mil in your pocket. https://www.domain.com.au/sale/neutral-bay-nsw-2089/ you are blessed in the USA with VERY cheap housing

09-28-2017, 10:46 PM	#10
newB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere between reality and total ape-shit bonkers. Posts: 2,870	That's a steal! I remember a detached garage converted into a studio apartment on main street in EH, right across from the jitney stop (and that place with the really good breakfast sandwiches) going for over $1M. __________________ The best Adult Affiliate Programs reviewed and indexed by niche and feature. Easily find the sponsors that suit your needs.

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