BREAKING! FBI has reconstructed shredded documents from raid on Michael Cohen - GoFuckYourself.com

Bladewire · 05-30-2018, 10:22 AM

Holy shit Michael Cohen is so fucked!!!

"Federal prosecutors revealed on Wednesday in the Michael Cohen case that they will present to the court shredded documents that have been reassembled.

During a hearing in federal district court on Wednesday, Assistant U.S. Attorney Rachel Maimin said that prosecutors would provide “the contents of a shredding machine” in coming days, according to New York Daily News court reporter Stephen Brown.

Former FBI Special Agent Asha Rangappa noted that the FBI has an “amazing” ability to reassemble shredded documents.

“This will not end well for the defense,” she wrote on Twitter."

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/fbi...-well-defense/

brassmonkey · 05-30-2018, 10:29 AM

what ever happened to using a match???

MaDalton · 05-30-2018, 10:29 AM

Bladewire · 05-30-2018, 10:32 AM

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Rochard · 05-30-2018, 10:36 AM

We should have an investigation...

dyna mo · 05-30-2018, 10:44 AM

on top of the evidence being reconstructed and likely incriminating, add 20 years to Cohen's sentencing-

18 U.S. Code § 1519 - Destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in Federal investigations
US Code

Whoever knowingly alters, destroys, mutilates, conceals, covers up, falsifies, or makes a false entry in any record, document, or tangible object with the intent to impede, obstruct, or influence the investigation or proper administration of any matter within the jurisdiction of any department or agency of the United States or any case filed under title 11, or in relation to or contemplation of any such matter or case, shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

Bladewire · 05-30-2018, 10:47 AM

I hope one of the reconstructed shredded documents is Trump telling Cohen to shred the documents

brassmonkey · 05-30-2018, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

I hope one of the reconstructed shredded documents is Trump telling Cohen to shred the documents

you huffin?

trump would not write a damn thing. he has people that write things.

Bladewire · 05-30-2018, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you huffin?

trump would not write a damn thing. he has people that write things.

He has documents printed, signs them, and has his assistant scan them to email. He also has his assistant print emails he receives. He's a strange bird, not that it needs to be said lol

brassmonkey · 05-30-2018, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

He has documents printed, signs them, and has his assistant scan them to email. He also has his assistant print emails he receives. He's a strange bird, not that it needs to be said lol

its an old trick. you can't prove it's actually him doing it! most of the people in high places do the pre-signed stamp shit.

beerptrol · 05-30-2018, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

I hope one of the reconstructed shredded documents is Trump telling Cohen to shred the documents

He probably sent his errand boy Nunes over there and tell him to shred

bronco67 · 05-30-2018, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

He has documents printed, signs them, and has his assistant scan them to email. He also has his assistant print emails he receives. He's a strange bird, not that it needs to be said lol

He really is a Grade-A fucking asshole.

rowan · 05-30-2018, 12:36 PM

Must not be a very good shredder if they're able to piece the documents back together. I use a cross cut shredder, put the pieces into a bucket of water, then mix it all up.

Side note: Why does Trump sign his name with a fat texta?

2MuchMark · 05-30-2018, 01:06 PM

I hope Cohen flips.

Bladewire · 05-30-2018, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan

Must not be a very good shredder if they're able to piece the documents back together. I use a cross cut shredder, put the pieces into a bucket of water, then mix it all up.

Side note: Why does Trump sign his name with a fat texta?

Years ago I used yo have a shredder.

When you put too many pieces of paper in at the same time they clump together through the shredder and you can easily piece them back together. So I stopped reading after I noticed that lol

The only way to effectively shred documents is to get across Shredder that shreds horizontally and diagonally at the same time creating little squares less than half an inch but they are very expensive

rowan · 05-30-2018, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

The only way to effectively shred documents is to get across Shredder that shreds horizontally and diagonally at the same time creating little squares less than half an inch but they are very expensive

Yes, that's the cross cut shredder I mentioned. A basic one is more expensive than the strip type, but not super expensive. I paid around $USD120 for mine.

JFK · 05-31-2018, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

what ever happened to using a match???

This reminds me of Iran , after the takeover of the US embassy, when they re assembled all the shredded documents !

Bladewire · 05-31-2018, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

This reminds me of Iran , after the takeover of the US embassy, when they re assembled all the shredded documents !

brassmonkey · 05-31-2018, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

This reminds me of Iran , after the takeover of the US embassy, when they re assembled all the shredded documents !

shit you would have to use some alien tech to read it after i was finished. fucking vodka in my desk drawer and a match poof!!!!

05-30-2018, 10:22 AM	#1
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	BREAKING! FBI has reconstructed shredded documents from raid on Michael Cohen Holy shit Michael Cohen is so fucked!!! "Federal prosecutors revealed on Wednesday in the Michael Cohen case that they will present to the court shredded documents that have been reassembled. During a hearing in federal district court on Wednesday, Assistant U.S. Attorney Rachel Maimin said that prosecutors would provide “the contents of a shredding machine” in coming days, according to New York Daily News court reporter Stephen Brown. Former FBI Special Agent Asha Rangappa noted that the FBI has an “amazing” ability to reassemble shredded documents. “This will not end well for the defense,” she wrote on Twitter." https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/fbi...-well-defense/

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,903	on top of the evidence being reconstructed and likely incriminating, add 20 years to Cohen's sentencing- 18 U.S. Code § 1519 - Destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in Federal investigations US Code Whoever knowingly alters, destroys, mutilates, conceals, covers up, falsifies, or makes a false entry in any record, document, or tangible object with the intent to impede, obstruct, or influence the investigation or proper administration of any matter within the jurisdiction of any department or agency of the United States or any case filed under title 11, or in relation to or contemplation of any such matter or case, shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

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Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	I hope one of the reconstructed shredded documents is Trump telling Cohen to shred the documents

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Must not be a very good shredder if they're able to piece the documents back together. I use a cross cut shredder, put the pieces into a bucket of water, then mix it all up. Side note: Why does Trump sign his name with a fat texta?