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Grapesoda · 06-23-2018, 04:53 PM

by squirrels... I feel like I'm at gfy.... the little furry bastards are coming in through the dryer vent. going for the dog food.... it's like fort apache here in the hills...

every time I look out the door the little fucks start dodging and diving, then come right back...

when I drive up to my place it's a mad scramble of about 15 squirrels dashing off into the woods.... and the fucking ravens are laughing their asses off about it... no shit.

there is a small conspiracy living here with me, or should I say I'm living with a small conspiracy... at any rate the Ravens watch out for me.... they circle the car as I drive up the hill and follow me and Killer when we walk around. Air cover. the conspiracy alerts me to threats like coyotes… the same way it was down in Cornell at the old place…

I've even caught the deer fucking around playing tag and stuff... usually I just see deer hauling ass to get away...

kane · 06-23-2018, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

by squirrels... I feel like I'm at gfy.... the little furry bastards are coming in through the dryer vent. going for the dog food.... it's like fort apache here in the hills...

every time I look out the door the little fucks start dodging and diving, then come right back...

when I drive up to my place it's a mad scramble of about 15 squirrels dashing off into the woods.... and the fucking ravens are laughing their asses off about it... no shit.

there is a small conspiracy living here with me, or should I say I'm living with a small conspiracy... at any rate the Ravens watch out for me.... they circle the car as I drive up the hill and follow me and Killer when we walk around. Air cover. the conspiracy alerts me to threats like coyotes… the same way it was down in Cornell at the old place…

I've even caught the deer fucking around playing tag and stuff... usually I just see deer hauling ass to get away...

The first house my brother lived in after high school had some very aggressive squirrels. Apparently, the people that lived there before fed them so they stopped being scared of people and saw them as a source of food. It was wild. They would come into the house, climb up on the couch, and look at you expecting food.

My brother is tall and skinny so he and his buddy were trying to lift weight and put on muscle. One day while he was at work the squirrels got into the house and ate entire 5 pound bag of weight gain protein shake mix. Those were some very fat squirrels.

Grapesoda · 06-23-2018, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

The first house my brother lived in after high school had some very aggressive squirrels. Apparently, the people that lived there before fed them so they stopped being scared of people and saw them as a source of food. It was wild. They would come into the house, climb up on the couch, and look at you expecting food.

My brother is tall and skinny so he and his buddy were trying to lift weight and put on muscle. One day while he was at work the squirrels got into the house and ate entire 5 pound bag of weight gain protein shake mix. Those were some very fat squirrels.

squirrels are hard core

mikeet · 06-23-2018, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

squirrels are hard core

Yes they are and very squirely too, have a good time with it and enjoy!

Rochard · 06-23-2018, 07:11 PM

Well at least you aren't under attack by cougars.

RyuLion · 06-23-2018, 09:00 PM

Here you go Sir:
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Squirrels

RedFred · 06-23-2018, 09:04 PM

Don't you know how to install a vent cap?

Grapesoda · 06-23-2018, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Well at least you aren't under attack by cougars.

my dog is the biggest animal on the hill right now... cougars are around but not so close these days.... unless of course you refer to 'cougars!!!' lol!

Grapesoda · 06-23-2018, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Here you go Sir:
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Squirrels

not sure I want to get rid of them.... they were here first... just need a truce... maybe trump can help

Grapesoda · 06-23-2018, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

Don't you know how to install a vent cap?

had no idea the vent was open... I lack the strength to do that kinda stuff.... I can do some stuff that is carefully planned, like photography stuff so I have a guy coming with the fix....

Spunky · 06-23-2018, 10:45 PM

Are you hopped up on that reefer again? squirrels should be eliminated by pest control

PornDiscounts-V · 06-23-2018, 11:38 PM

Eat them. Talking trees. Ground squirrels, not so much.

just a punk · 06-24-2018, 02:49 AM

Be careful with 'em, because they spread Rabies.

Phoenix · 06-24-2018, 02:52 AM

Squirrels are vicious creatures for sure

directfiesta · 06-24-2018, 03:00 AM

rats ... with a big furry tail ...

Grapesoda · 06-24-2018, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Are you hopped up on that reefer again? squirrels should be eliminated by pest control

of course. I'm high as a cows ass... I live in the hills.... like 7 miles from town.... 2 miles from a human neighbor.... not about pest control... more about getting along with the non humans

Grapesoda · 06-24-2018, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Be careful with 'em, because they spread Rabies.

oh yeah... I stay the fuck away from the cute little fuckers...

06-23-2018, 04:53 PM	#1
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	under assualt in Malibu by squirrels... I feel like I'm at gfy.... the little furry bastards are coming in through the dryer vent. going for the dog food.... it's like fort apache here in the hills... every time I look out the door the little fucks start dodging and diving, then come right back... when I drive up to my place it's a mad scramble of about 15 squirrels dashing off into the woods.... and the fucking ravens are laughing their asses off about it... no shit. there is a small conspiracy living here with me, or should I say I'm living with a small conspiracy... at any rate the Ravens watch out for me.... they circle the car as I drive up the hill and follow me and Killer when we walk around. Air cover. the conspiracy alerts me to threats like coyotes… the same way it was down in Cornell at the old place… I've even caught the deer fucking around playing tag and stuff... usually I just see deer hauling ass to get away...

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