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Old 07-08-2018, 04:18 AM   #1
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Deuteronomy 23:12-14

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12 Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. 13 As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. 14 For the Lord your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.
So I guess me just using my pants is frowned upon by God herself...

Its GOOD to be BAD...
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Old 07-08-2018, 07:14 AM   #2
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Old 07-08-2018, 12:47 PM   #3
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The scriptures are full of shit, you'll love 'em.
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Old 07-08-2018, 03:25 PM   #4
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Interestingly enough, the Old Testament includes lots of PURIFICATION rituals which, when applied to modern practices, leads to HEALTH

1) Heating metal instruments = sterilization = less death
2) Washing hands = hygiene = less death

Read up on Dr. Ignaz Semmelweis
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:01 AM   #6
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Does it really say exrament in the bible??
No. The printed word actually used in the english language versions of the bible is infact 'shit' however I changed it to 'excrement' when I posted the direct quote on GFY, so as to avoid offending anyone.
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