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Finish this sentence ...
I woke up this morning and .... (Finish the Sentence)
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Living inside your head.
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Bladewire was lying again.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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and I had shat the bed as usual?
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They left the door open
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and i got myself a beer
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..smacked my gf's ass before getting out of bed, ate a cookie in the kitchen, got dressed and went out for a cup of coffee.
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Natalie K
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enjoyed an orgasm
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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... I was amazed that I was still alive.
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Sexpat
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... I wanked off and took a piss.
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#9 |
hey
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Stopped dreaming
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this & that
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Fake Nick 1.0
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hopped in the shower, dropped the top on the vette and did my day.
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StraightBro
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I woke up this morning and my boner twitched
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I woke up this morning and ....went for a thirty mile bike ride.
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Fake Nick 1.0
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So Fucking Fabulous
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.. and went back to sleep. I don't get out of bed till 5 pm.
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this & that
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So Fucking Fabulous
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Yup, back when I did the factory job I always did 2nd shift (3-11 pm) then go drinking after work. I'm not a morning person.
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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Videochat Solutions
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logged in to gfy to comment in this stupid thread and hate myself now.
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checked how much i made.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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. . . “Another day, another sorry state.”
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visit hardlinks.org
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... about noon... just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
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Making PHP work
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Yo mamma!
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#27 |
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Got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...
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Bob Hoskins
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Living The Dream
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I'm still asleep and surfing GFY while sleepwalking.
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So Fucking Banned
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smoked a blunt
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aka K-Man
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... took a dehydrated piss.
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NAME THE JEW
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...so did many more white men.
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and began my day with this song:
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