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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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After today's trip to the Dentist... (PIC)
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If you switch to a diet consisting of 100% shit you won’t need any teeth 👍🏼
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What about the corn and the peanuts?
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They left the door open
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Damn, they did not fit you with temporary teeth while waiting for dentures....or crowns ?
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Nope - They just said to drink a virgins blood each night before sunrise and they will all grow back eventually.
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Bollocks
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But then don't you have to go to sleep in a coffin?
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i cunt a4d a coffin... or a good dentist...
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Avoid sunlight . . . guess that the UK is your place to be then.
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Enjoy your new life ...
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Slowly dying
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They had a story online recently about British folks and dentists. 50%+ of Brits don’t go to a dentist and they think it’s closer to 70%. I wanted to ask here why y’all avoid the dentist but forgot.
It was on a Netflix show with Dr Christian ....... Embarrassing Bodies. One woman had horrible teeth and needed extractions and implants. Another was a heavy smoker whose teeth were all dark brown. Caps gave her white teeth but she had to quit smoking. Made me curious why dentists are avoided. Older, painful instruments? Bad Novocain? High prices? No dental insurance? It can’t be that so many fear the dentist or just don’t care. They rave about NHS paying for their medical needs. Don’t they consider dental care a necessity? A friend from Philadelphia moved to England after meeting Mister Right on one of my websites. She never has anything good to say about being there. Left her husband after twelve years to his Filipino girlfriend and is back in Philadelphia. Her stories are scary and nasty and brutal. Made me wonder if it’s her attracting bad situations or the country itself. Is she in a dodgy area or does a fat, American blonde cause havoc in England?
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For my mothers 21 birthday present, my grandfather paid to have her teeth out and dentures fitted, and from what I understand that was common place in the 1940's.
As to English and teeth, Poms don't do anything that costs money, they'd rather rot from the mouth out than spend a quid. |
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Sadly that is true - It was seen as being practical - Saves expensive problems in the future...
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Traditionally, Teeth in England, have a very different perceived value to the rest of the world. Why? Not sure - Its just one of our quirky British traditions. In essence, no one wants a perfect set of teeth, and you are not considered a 'Real Man' until you have at least 2 or 3 visible gaps on oth the upper and lower sets at the front. It all starts off in school when you are very young. There are competitions amongst the kids to see who can lose their baby teeth first. Your first set of teeth are classed as an inconvenience from day 1, as they cause teething issues and pain as they come thru. Knowing that by the age of about 8 or 9, you should lose these teeth acts as an incentive to try and get rid of them at as early an age as is possible. Even if this involves getting into fights or just pulling them out yourself with dads pliers... When a child has lost all his first set of teeth, their is usually a family celebration or party (akin to a quinceanera) where the child gets gifts etc and is considered to be becoming an adult... The flipside however, is that as the adult teeth start to grow in, great shame is brought down upon the child from both his peers and his parents. Even in school, you will often find the harsher punishments for misbehaving are reserved for those with the most teeth. There is a direct correlation. From Secondary school onwards, all a child wants is to lose as many teeth, as quickly as possible. Even brushing teeth and oral hygiene are seen as huge 'No-Nos' for any self respecting child. On housing estates, gangs of bullies roam around, looking to harrass children with to many teeth, and a missing front tooth is seen as a badge of honour. The guy with all his front teeth missing is almost guaranteed to get any girl he wants. The fully toothed guy could even remain a virgin into his 30s... As For the NHS and Dentist, yes, they are indeed free, however Dentists have an Evil and unpleasant air about them... Similar to the 'Child Catcher' in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... Often, is a child is misbehaving, tradition dictates that the parents scare them into better behaviour with threats of 'Taking Them To See The Dentist' and 'forcing Them To Brush Their Teeth'... Infact, upon reaching drinking age, when you can go to pubs and roam the streets late at night, a very british tradition is to find a dentist and do your best to kick his fucking teeth down his throat. It's a great game, fun for all the family and free to take part in ! No wonder it's such a popular pastime.. So in essence, having bad breath, hardly any teeth and a furry tongue are seen as extremely attractive qualities for the British... As such I wouldn't have it any other way... |
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EXAMPLE: ![]() She Is British, She has both her front teeth. Do YOU find her attractive? Exactly... I rest my case. |
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