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Old 11-06-2018, 04:24 PM   #1
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My phone is ringing off the hook with guys looking for work.

I've retired and I'm actually fucking thankful that I did.

Some fairy must have given my phone number out and now it seems like every fruitcake in the city has calling me looking for work. It used to be I would only get a few calls a month from the gays but lately it seems like almost every guy is now looking for homosexual experiences.

If this keeps up I think I'm going to see about starting a gay male escort service.
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Old 11-06-2018, 04:25 PM   #2
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I've retired and I'm actually fucking thankful that I did.

Some fairy must have given my phone number out and now it seems like every fruitcake in the city has calling me looking for work. It used to be I would only get a few calls a month from the gays but lately it seems like almost every guy is now looking for homosexual experiences.

If this keeps up I think I'm going to see about starting a gay male escort service.
Sounds like someone wrote your number on toilet of gay bar
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Old 11-06-2018, 04:26 PM   #3
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I've retired and I'm actually fucking thankful that I did.

Some fairy must have given my phone number out and now it seems like every fruitcake in the city has calling me looking for work. It used to be I would only get a few calls a month from the gays but lately it seems like almost every guy is now looking for homosexual experiences.

If this keeps up I think I'm going to see about starting a gay male escort service.
Crawl back under your rock you stupid piece of shit
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Old 11-06-2018, 04:28 PM   #4
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Bladewire did it ? ?
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Old 11-06-2018, 04:30 PM   #5
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Sounds like someone wrote your number on toilet of gay bar
That's damn funny!

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Bladewire did it ? ?
He must have taken the needle out of his arm long enough to scratch it on the back of the bathroom stall.
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Old 11-06-2018, 04:37 PM   #6
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I saw your # on the bathroom wall at the A&W in the village. Really need to rename St. Catherines E. to Queen St. lol
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Old 11-06-2018, 04:55 PM   #7
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Looks like a dude...

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Old 11-07-2018, 08:55 AM   #8
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Your phone has a hook?
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I don't mind . . .
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Old 11-07-2018, 02:05 PM   #11
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Funny thread!!
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Old 11-07-2018, 02:55 PM   #12
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Old 11-08-2018, 05:54 AM   #13
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I saw your # on the bathroom wall at the A&W in the village. Really need to rename St. Catherines E. to Queen St. lol
Damn fairies
I thought I saw the last of those things when I retired. It looks like I'm going to have to change the phone number
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Old 11-08-2018, 07:11 AM   #14
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Your phone has a hook?


for real though, fairies make the world go round. they give me hair color suggestions, love to dance, one dude does my laundry (I pay of course) and in my new country risk being killed because of who they are. But if I kiss a girl that's ok cuz it turns on straight dudes.

I love Jamaica but damn the homophobia here saddens me. I don't know a single gay male here who is 'out' out. They have to stay in the closet for their own safety and that's so fucked up.

a gay man could probably hook you up with a new phone as well as a fashionable cover tailored to your aesthetic



we need to all shut up and dance. and love and laugh too
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Old 11-08-2018, 08:47 PM   #15
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Damn fairies
I thought I saw the last of those things when I retired. It looks like I'm going to have to change the phone number
You'll have to swap phones with your grandson.

How easy that is to do with a rotary phone these days is another question.
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Old 11-08-2018, 10:51 PM   #18
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Who is the girl in your profile pic? Her Name, please?
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Alt-right hate fake nics don't respond to specific questions like that
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Old 11-09-2018, 01:41 PM   #20
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You'll have to swap phones with your grandson.

How easy that is to do with a rotary phone these days is another question.
Don't laugh because I just sold my old rotary phone for $80 bucks.



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Who is the girl in your profile pic? Her Name, please?
The stage name she used with me was Morgana.
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