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So now it's done and all I gotta do is wait for the check. I'm really not on the edge of a nervous breakdown but am recovering from a severe heat stroke a few days ago when the float sensor on the drip pan under the heat pump malfunctioned... last thing I remember was flipping it to cool when I looked at the therm .. next thing I remember was my wife finding me slumped over the chair unconscious. Totally uncool but totally cool now cause I've already seen the doc and been checked from asshole to appetite. The appetite part i'm just kidding about, the other part I couldn't see but I can't begin to tell you how much i did NOT enjoy that. ;-) |
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Beer Money Baron
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The new AMP!
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Which class? Commercial, Prosumer or Consumer? Tube (love em) or Off the shelf? What brand? rokk on |
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its like the american army will tell the iraqis we are coming at 3 o'clock through road number 15, next to the bridge. but we won't say what type of tank we will be in! HA! we just gave you PART of the information! and i am the dumbass... boneprone - you new business associate will give on the public web PART of the details about your business dealings... cause he is so smart... |
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#56 | |
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lol.. sorry.. that did suck but it sucked so bad u gotta admit it was kinda funny ;-) rokk on |
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#57 | |
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Have I been missing some news or were you that person in Hannibal that sat there with the top of the brain cut off while he cooked it and fed it to him? |
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#58 |
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what part of the country do you live in?
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#59 | |
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Hey.. u coming to my bbq? |
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I just sent ya the email again to your good email addresses.
Prety much copied and pasted what I sent ya a few days back. I hope you find it intresting.
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#62 | |
Meow Media Inc.
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#63 | |
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Maybe next time! You are on the other side of the Country man. Im here in Oregon.
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#65 | |
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PK, Why don't you go ahead and give me a call on a special line so I'll know it's you. Use 770-965-0982 I will be glad to take all the time you need to solve your provlem. It's an easy one compared to some of the shit I've gotten stuck with in the past. I can't afford to lose my wife and kid.. and we got a kitty too.. smitty the kitty lol solid black.. saved from the pound kitty ;-) |
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hmmm. maybe you need to hire the boneprone family. We could put pete up in a tree like batman to watch over things. In fact we could chip in and get em the batman outfit. He could fly out of the tree when the car comes by with a shout "Im Batman" that should scare em away.
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#67 | |
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Haven't been to oregon since.. fuck I don't remember. When's best time of year to come? I don't dig snowing so if you can offer any advice that'd be kewl. |
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Maybe for the Summer AWE. I think it may be in Portland again.
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check your mail when you sober up dokk.
It may be right up your alley.
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#70 | |
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Meow Media Inc.
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I can count on one hand the number of cars that have used my drive as a turnaround in the last 6 years and that's in the daytime. Now at night.. and I'm sure it's the same car each time (newer dark sedan). My brother said I needed to put some sort of nightvision camera to record the driveway. I don't even have a license plate number to give the cops if I called them about it. hehe.. I hate being paranoid.
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#72 | |
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Wait! Don't call yet. Just email me a pic of the different points of entry from your home. It'll take me a little time but I'll put the whole thing together for you and make it so simple that only if you are unable to understand how to install an "AA" size battery, You can handle it. It's just that easy. Always, |
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#73 |
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HEY! Boneprone, Dokk - may I join aswell? I also have some smart insights about the industry and stuff, and can easily partner with you! Please Dokk. I am really nice after you get to know me. I am only a smartass behind a keyboard!
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#74 | |
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I'm SO sorry. I did try to get to you in time to tell you not to call though so please gimme a little credit for that.. i was typing as fast as I could and my hands are real swollen.. |
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Meet us at the library in 4 hours. We'll meet ya there!
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#76 | |
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I been called things a lot harsher than smartass and am proud to still be alive lol. ;-) |
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#77 | |
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Can he make it there in time? I dunno what your time zone is so i'm lost. Help me heeeeelllllp... no wait.... I just spotted a spamalope. Gimme a sec, gonna try to play it fair and place a round right between his eyes at 900yds using only a hard on as a support. Let ya know in a sec... shhhhh.... I don't want him to get away! |
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#78 | |
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FUCKING DEAD CENTER. And no I didn't cheat with an illegal load or even use a hollowpoint unless the hollowpoint you refer to is my dick which i believe i stated clearly i intended to use as a support.. ROFL... ;-)) U GUYZ FUKKING ROKK |
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#79 |
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Dokk, you forgot the early warning systems for the hardon... I am right behind you!
BOO! Anyway, boneprone/dokk, why meet at the library when at least one of us (me) can't read???? Lets just meet at the paint ball arcade for laughs. |
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Don't want to. The best shit goes to the people I've agreed never to discuss the matter with. Any 2nd gen item however is usually in stock at all times so if you got a paypal acct just decide how much u want to spend and I can make anything work. |
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Look... if there's every anything you really need, don't worry about paypal being empty. Your credit is good with me and that's all I give a shit about. Just because I can. lol ;-) |
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I've forgotten to pay my electric bill. I got it in january I think. The good thing about living in a 1st world country with cold climate is that they're not allowed to cut my electricity (since I could freeze).
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Show me the rest of your family! lol, dumass |
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Would you like me to list them in order you clueless fuck? what a fool.. u may want to stop.. cause you jumped in the wrong sandpile if you want to play with me. cause i'll bet you i can bury you quicker than you can bury me. so put up or shut up. I'll put up 1000 cash to be held by a third party. We'll film it. I'll make a mil at least. |
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I wanted to make sure you got a chance at 1000 cash. If you're alredy flush and don't need it just say so! jeez... |
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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WooHoo! I wasn't fucking, i was slicing a giant cucumber. I can understand that even with their gear people can still make mistakes. rokk on |
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This is great stuff!
I´m hungover, and nothing is as soothing as reading about other peoples problems ![]() I got about an hour to kill, so keep it coming! Dokk, where can I listen to your radio show on the net? (I´m to lazy at the moment to find out my self) |
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hey dok your house sounds fucking insane lol i wanted to do shit like that but the woman said no......how did you get around the wife ? lol
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i know you're a gadget and technology geek but why do you have your house set up with all this surveillance and security gadgetry like you were some evil genius Bond character?
what is your beef with Sawnee EMC? What are you going to sue them over?
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#98 | |
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Otherwise, fuck off. That should be clear enough. rokk on |
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anybody home? come on don't make me wait, i really would enjoy ripping you to pieces before i call it a fully successful morning.. so i'll keep waiting till i hear from you... |
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