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12-26-2018, 05:37 PM
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pooty rolls out the fireball unstoppable mach 20 glide nukes
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the most powerful man in the world, pooty, just successfully tested new anti invader. 20 times faster than sound, unstoppable giant ass nukes!...he has just rendered all invader anti missile systems obsolete and ushered in a new era of hope for small countries that he will start selling this effective anti invader tech when the invaders piss him off one day  pooty said and I quote: “it heads to target like a meteorite, like a fireball”  the good news is that china will follow suit and develop their own and it will be another potential supplier on the market and will drive the price down oh what a glorious day!...russia is now one of the most free countries in the world from invader bullshit...and lets face it, pooty: the one you dont fuck with...IRL...the one and only real life bond villain...the only single person in the world with "off" power...the mother fucking shot caller... he is like russian thanos...but when he clicks his fingers ALL die!...the infinity stones are his balls  |
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12-26-2018, 05:55 PM
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I imagine it would look something like this:
 pretty fucking awesome if you ask me...FIREBALL!!!!....you dont want any of that |
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12-26-2018, 05:57 PM
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12-26-2018, 05:58 PM
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Fake Russian propaganda used for psychological warfare the day after Christmas
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12-26-2018, 06:21 PM
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The real weapons are the ones you don't announce. And the power ranking goes:
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12-26-2018, 06:29 PM
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12-26-2018, 06:39 PM
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Invader: "we want..."
Pooty: "BLYAT!" Invader *bends over* The end. |
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12-26-2018, 08:07 PM
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12-26-2018, 08:35 PM
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I didn't believe it when I first heard about it back in 2016. How could it carry so much weight? How could it go that fast without burning up and or running out of fuel? Somehow though, it works. |
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12-26-2018, 10:53 PM
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Probably be about as reliable as the rest of their shit.
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Russia has more deliverable nukes than the US by a factor of 2. The USA doesn't actually know if it's aging nukes would actually work properly when launched, which is why they've built a brand new super computer called Sierra to test them under simulations. The British are sure their submarine nukes are deliverable, because they have already been down the simulation testing road, the US is way behind. |
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12-27-2018, 01:58 AM
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russia needs to build much more nukes...sooner or later the invader will start shitting from his mouth again and you can never have too much "off" to shut the invader the fuck up...
why waste time with armies and diplomacy? why rely on the kindness of others if you are weak?..."off" should become a priority for every single country in the world...no more bullshit alliances, no more sanctions, no more invasions...the only possible reaction to foreign intervention should be "off"...you can forbid the invader from even mentioning your name |
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12-27-2018, 02:47 AM
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the ZIRCON missile travels at 1.7 miles per second! it is completely unstoppable by any air defense system and can precisely hit targets on land or water...
russia is the most free place in the world from invader bullshit...there are now simply not enough dicks for the invader to suck... also we should ban conventional warfare make invasions a thing of the past...make it a binary option: stay home or get turned off...best deterrent ever |
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12-27-2018, 05:49 AM
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A nuke is just a light show and a bang. You can be lounging on a beach and enjoying this like the 4th of July, then go right ahead and keep enjoying the beach after the show is over. It didn't hurt anything on the beach. Its still there, untouched. Birds still flying around, without a care in the world.
https://youtu.be/3X5Jh0KlDdg https://youtu.be/QysmLrAZUgo
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12-27-2018, 06:05 AM
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Power fo a fireball.
Sounds like some 'ol bullshit.
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12-27-2018, 06:37 AM
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One thing is certian.. Russia assuming they can even make one work only got it because they stole it from the US. If they can make it work is very unlikely..
After all this is the country that uses people dress up in robot costumes to pretend they have advanced ai.. The country who drills a hole in a space capsule and tries to cover it up with playdoh the country who's only air craft carrier almost sunk in dry dock a few months ago... Russia needs propaganda to keep its own people from throwing Putin to the curb.. Putin lives off proaganda... Let's see something fly.. not a cardboard box on a stage..
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12-27-2018, 06:42 AM
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Oh and one last thing... it's just more proof that Russia doesnt follow any of the nuclear agreements and has broken them all.. Just like they still work with bio weapons that are internationally banned..
Here is the scary part about Russia.. Russia has no chain of command for if Putin dies. If Putin died in some car or helicopter crash or he bobbed the knob a bit too hard and choked to death.. Russia would tear its self apart with all the generals and oligarchs fighting over who could be the next dictator.. Russia = Putin.. no Putin, no Russia...
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So how did all that play out after the war? The little Ivans and Ivana's running around but the mother's probably didn't even know if their father was the German or the Russian who raped her.. It's no wonder Russia is so fucked up....
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yes russia did not have nukes back then...BIG mistake try invading russia today AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA! they will fire a nuke up your ass at 1.7 miles a fucking second! invaders eating shit? no problem! just start a countdown and the invaders will fuck off poot! poot! the power of pooty compels you! |
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Selected the important part.. I see you finally admit you are not Russian.. So Serb it is...
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I am hoping serbia will rid itself from its puppet government and develop or buy nukes and point them all over the place and live in peace surrounded by invader ass lickers |
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12-27-2018, 10:50 AM
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aint no invader ever going to invade russia...the one above all, pooty, will turn the flames of freedom right the fuck on...invaders are prolapsing at the moment...their buttholes are inverting like socks...their parkour terminators and nano weapons have just turned in to a massive waste of money...not to mention the massive waste of money invasion fleet...russia just drew the line...the sacred line of life on earth...it goes all the way around the sacred russian border...the no go zone for invaders... I can only hope the blessed pooty starts selling the flames of freedom to smaller countries like mine...it would really piss the invaders off |
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Breaking news!
Pooty wants to change the constitution so that he can be president for life! Oh what a glorious day!...first the anti invader fireballs and now pooty for life!...there is nobody who is badass enough to replace the poot anyway...they will have to clone him...he is the best... |
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The Serbian is still shell shocked from getting bombed in the 90s..
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Cruci,
Please refer to our black ops budget for the last 30 years. Nukes are yesterday's news brother. We have scalar weapons. "The USA has the capability of bringing ET back home".
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I have no doubt you have spent a lot of money on waste of money shit...but IRL: an russian anti aircraft system from the 1960-s, modified by serbs, downed your stealth fighter...if you wish I can send you bits of your invader aircraft, it is on display down here and I can bribe the guard... I know americans think that the ability to transmit knowledge and the ability to learn is, somehow, confined to the USA...but IRL russia beat you to space and to the moon and now in anti aircraft and nukes...you are just brainwashed in to believing stupid shit that your lying piece of shit government wants you to believe... the USA is no match for russia...it should stick to invading small farmer countries that did not arm up...but not vietnam...vietnam handed you your invader asses on a platter...you best leave them tiny penis asian farmers alone |
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