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Pit bull attacks mailman.
Any dog could do this, right? Totally normal dog behavior. |
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...and here comes the owner to tell us how shocked they were that their sweet pibbly wibbly could do such a thing.
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You are billions of times more likely to be shot dead by a cracker than killed by a pibull...
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Memes do not change the fact that falling coconuts kill more people than pitbulls...
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I would address the billions of times more violent cracker before the pitbull...did you know that you are literally billions of times more likely to be killed by a cracker than by a pibull? I did LOL
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Do you know that you're billions of times more likely to be killed by a pit bull than any other breed of dog?
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And do you know you are billions of times more likely to be killed by a cracker? See my sig...
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The funny thing is cruci was going to come in and say the same - exact - dumb - shit as that dummy who owned the pit
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your billions of times more likely to be forced to kneel down and be shot in the head as an Albanian in Serbia than be attacked by anyone or anything.
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lol......
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An american bomb dropper opens his mouth...funny LOL |
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We're all sorry that you were shamed and embarrassed and upset by NATO interrupting your fine and pleasant genocide.
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Invader, the sun is setting on your invader empire...the scam of conventional warfare is about to end...enjoy...
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Lol here comes the yearly pitbull shenanigans
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Then black crime rates
Then muslims attack stories (with the mandatory "they throw people like you off buildings there") Then Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a hypocritical socialist that wants all your money. Then all gays and blacks are like Jussie Smollett Then "this accuser is lying" Then "the economy is great despite this new bad economic milestone" Then " the violent left" ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Those fucking dogs make me nervous.. just being around one.. My friend had one when i was younger and I went over his house once.. and he wanted to be funny and sicked him on me.. I ran into the house and pinned the Dog between the door, half way inside / outside.. Turns out the Dog wouldn't have done anything anyway...
Pit Bulls were bred to be fighting killing machines.. |
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There's definitely a formula goin on
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^^^what color are you?
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I am neon white...I just enjoy calling people crackers...
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All should be neutered and let die out naturally.
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Yes crackers are very very violent...
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.... that said, the amount of mistreated animals that actually fight back is nearly nothing if you take into consideration the incredibly high amount of disgusting animal mistreatment is happening everyday
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that's mad.These dogs are very aggressive.
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Pick up it's back legs and start walking backward. Only way to stop a Pit.
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We have a mongrel terrier and a Boxer. Both will bark at the mailman or anyone who comes to the door. When let out all they do is lick people trying to get attention. Our neighbours have two wolves just as friendly.
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aggression isn't breed specific, so we should all own and let children frolic with and feed the grizzly bears and mountain lions and hyenas and wolverines and crocodiles and hippos... cause they're all just animals and all the same.
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Mean while Putin's russian poodle in the white house attacks our democracy!
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If no breed is dangerous and only owners can be bad.. then the same applies to guns. So if we don't need breed specific legislation, we don't need similar gun legislation either.
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if you own one of those dogs you deserve to be killed
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On a side note...
Mail man? In 2019? This in itself just sounds so strange these days. That idea that we need people to physically deliver junk mail to each and every home through a monstrous, multi billion dollar network of ineffectiveness and waste and multi billion dollar annual losses. Who is old enough to remember the xerox commercials about the "paperless office" (maybe late 70's)? we were lied to. Even worse were the expectations set by Space 1999 when I was a child watching re-runs. Now we still have a guy in a shitty van physically going house to house to deliver coupons to some shit store, for a shit product you'll never buy.
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holy shitl haha.
thanks for that 4th grade explanation of the animal kingdom. glad you found the book. I was pointing out the fact that when it comes to pitbulls, people suddenly stop believing in genetics and individual traits of breeds. being a dog does not mean each dog is not a completely different animal in terms of physical and behavioral traits you fucking dipshit.
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"aggression isn't breed specific, so we should all own and let children frolic with and feed the grizzly bears and mountain lions and hyenas and wolverines and crocodiles and hippos... cause they're all just animals and all the same." and I rightfully pointed out that said animals are species and not breeds like you implied because you used the word breed...dumbass... d u m b a s s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Pits are not the most aggressive dogs. They're just the ones minorities like the most (besides Chihuahuas) hence the far rights fake issue with them.
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