Events Best place to hide a turd in someone's new house? - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 03-12-2019, 07:09 AM

OK, so long story short, there's this local asshole who I went to school with. Used to be a total bully and no one liked him. Didn't achieve anything for himself after leaving school. Stayed on government benefits and spent most of life just causing other people trouble. Fast forward to late last year and his parents died and left him a substantial inheritance. So he's bought a place locally and invited everyone he can remember the name of, to come over for a 'party' and to see 'How well he has done for himself..'

He really isn't being nice in throwing the party. He just wants to lord up how much money he now has, through no achievement of his own, other than being the fastest sperm out of his father's ball-sack... So, I've decided to attend, and think it would be cool revenge to "drop a deuce", and then hide it somewhere in his house.... But where? The bed would be too obvious, and if I put it somewhere too remote, he may never find it. I want him to come across it, within the next day or so, and think - Fuck ! Who left that there? They must really dislike me...

So what do you reckon guys? Where is a good location for me to leave his 'gift' ?

Colmike9 · 03-12-2019, 07:20 AM

In his dryer or dishwasher

Bladewire · 03-12-2019, 07:20 AM

Put it in his electrical box. The next time he has to go reset a fuse he'll open it up and see shit everywhere it'll be hard to get out of the crevices of each of the switches

That a long term stealth one.

If you want a quick instant gratification you could do the oldie but goodie called the upper decker or you can leave a present under the pillow on his bed or you could leave some under the driver side door door handles on his car

alexistexasass · 03-12-2019, 07:21 AM

Closet

OneHungLo · 03-12-2019, 07:22 AM

easiest, most inconspicuous place would be to drop an upper decker. That is an actual photo of me doing it.

PiffStenis · 03-12-2019, 07:30 AM

In the bottom of a box of cereal

redwhiteandblue · 03-12-2019, 07:35 AM

Airing cupboard.

blackmonsters · 03-12-2019, 07:41 AM

If you want to make sure he never finds it then hide it in a book.

Bladewire · 03-12-2019, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiffStenis

In the bottom of a box of cereal

OOOOOooooh!

Manfap · 03-12-2019, 08:17 AM

Group of people I knew went on holiday, coming back and getting the photos developed (pre digital) first photo out the camera, so taken on day 1 was a close up arsehole shot with the guys toothbrush sticking out of it.

Maybe recreate that.

Or leave a shit in the airing cupboard. will take a day or so to really stink.

The Truth Hurts · 03-12-2019, 08:31 AM

be a grown up, and stay home.

Bladewire · 03-12-2019, 08:36 AM

Here's another one put a pile of shit in air conditioning duct

King Mark · 03-12-2019, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

easiest, most inconspicuous place would be to drop an upper decker. That is an actual photo of me doing it.

I believe you, because I see you metaphorically do that to gfy daily.

escorpio · 03-12-2019, 08:51 AM

In a shoe.

OneHungLo · 03-12-2019, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye

I believe you, because I see you metaphorically do that to gfy daily.

CaptainHowdy · 03-12-2019, 08:57 AM

Hide it inside a fair-sized pet's rectum . . .

Busty2 · 03-12-2019, 09:11 AM

Open up a central heating duct grill and slide it in there!

My ex was pissed with someone in San Diego and slide a frozen chicken under their bed, apparently after a week they had to move out of their apartment as the smell got so bad

Mr Pheer · 03-12-2019, 05:50 PM

Nothing beats a shrimp in the air vent. Works in houses, cars, Army vehicles, aircraft, etc.

03-12-2019, 07:09 AM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,495	Best place to hide a turd in someone's new house? OK, so long story short, there's this local asshole who I went to school with. Used to be a total bully and no one liked him. Didn't achieve anything for himself after leaving school. Stayed on government benefits and spent most of life just causing other people trouble. Fast forward to late last year and his parents died and left him a substantial inheritance. So he's bought a place locally and invited everyone he can remember the name of, to come over for a 'party' and to see 'How well he has done for himself..' He really isn't being nice in throwing the party. He just wants to lord up how much money he now has, through no achievement of his own, other than being the fastest sperm out of his father's ball-sack... So, I've decided to attend, and think it would be cool revenge to "drop a deuce", and then hide it somewhere in his house.... But where? The bed would be too obvious, and if I put it somewhere too remote, he may never find it. I want him to come across it, within the next day or so, and think - Fuck ! Who left that there? They must really dislike me... So what do you reckon guys? Where is a good location for me to leave his 'gift' ? __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

03-12-2019, 07:20 AM	#2
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03-12-2019, 07:20 AM	#3
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	Put it in his electrical box. The next time he has to go reset a fuse he'll open it up and see shit everywhere it'll be hard to get out of the crevices of each of the switches That a long term stealth one. If you want a quick instant gratification you could do the oldie but goodie called the upper decker or you can leave a present under the pillow on his bed or you could leave some under the driver side door door handles on his car

03-12-2019, 07:22 AM	#5
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,910	easiest, most inconspicuous place would be to drop an upper decker. That is an actual photo of me doing it.

03-12-2019, 07:30 AM	#6
PiffStenis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 484	In the bottom of a box of cereal

03-12-2019, 08:17 AM	#10
Manfap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,617	Group of people I knew went on holiday, coming back and getting the photos developed (pre digital) first photo out the camera, so taken on day 1 was a close up arsehole shot with the guys toothbrush sticking out of it. Maybe recreate that. Or leave a shit in the airing cupboard. will take a day or so to really stink.

03-12-2019, 08:31 AM	#11
The Truth Hurts Hb17uaaldwM Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,147	be a grown up, and stay home.

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Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	Here's another one put a pile of shit in air conditioning duct __________________ Skype: CallTomNow

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03-12-2019, 09:11 AM	#17
Busty2 Member since 1999 Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Off the Amalfi coast Posts: 7,202	Open up a central heating duct grill and slide it in there! My ex was pissed with someone in San Diego and slide a frozen chicken under their bed, apparently after a week they had to move out of their apartment as the smell got so bad

03-12-2019, 05:50 PM	#18
Mr Pheer Living inside your head. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In your AirBNB Posts: 20,463	Nothing beats a shrimp in the air vent. Works in houses, cars, Army vehicles, aircraft, etc.