Describe Your Perfect Partner By Body Description - GoFuckYourself.com

HairyChick · 05-28-2019, 05:13 PM

WANTS:

Male
Over 5’3”
Dark hair
Hairy as a gorilla, especially the chest and groin
At least twenty pounds overweight
Circumcised
Average cock size and up to eight inches
Mustache and/or beard welcome

DISLIKES:

Shaved anything but head is okay
Very thin
Uncircumcised
Unflossed teeth
Unclean anything, especially butts, hands, teeth and hair

DOESN’T MATTER:

Skin color
Religion but not overzealous (relates to body as in always praying on your knees)
Cock size or small size isn’t a deal breaker
Overweight unless you can’t get out of bed

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I had a discussion about this with my doctor today. She has a picture of her husband with his hairy chest exposed. Balding, of course, as hairy men are genetically programmed by testosterone to develop, and a nice smile. I spoke about the bald head/hairy chest attractions and went on from there.

I figured I’d ask here since most active posters are men. I’m curious if anyone will admit to likings small breasts as opposed to huge breasts. And will women give the expected answer as in big cocks.

If you’re bisexual, please include both sexes

If non-sexual, why aren’t you attracted to either gender? Clinical explanations excluded, just tell us why you think you’re sexless.

CaptainHowdy · 05-28-2019, 05:27 PM

That changes everyday of the week, my libido is pretty plastic.

Her-Sson · 05-29-2019, 01:48 AM

Do you think body type really important ?

escorpio · 05-29-2019, 06:56 AM

A pulse and a vagina.

CurrentlySober · 05-29-2019, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

A pulse and a vagina.

Ain't you the choosy type? I'd be happy with either...

The Truth Hurts · 05-29-2019, 07:33 AM

I rarely look beyond the face (eyes in particular), unless there’s a huge distraction... like being wider than most doorways.

also, not having a penis helps.

Kittens · 05-29-2019, 10:38 AM

Everything she has.

pimpmaster9000 · 05-29-2019, 11:51 AM

I like a nice crazy whore...just for fucking...I aint in to relationships...she can have a relationship with my dick....

05-28-2019, 05:13 PM	#1
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	Describe Your Perfect Partner By Body Description WANTS: Male Over 5’3” Dark hair Hairy as a gorilla, especially the chest and groin At least twenty pounds overweight Circumcised Average cock size and up to eight inches Mustache and/or beard welcome DISLIKES: Shaved anything but head is okay Very thin Uncircumcised Unflossed teeth Unclean anything, especially butts, hands, teeth and hair DOESN’T MATTER: Skin color Religion but not overzealous (relates to body as in always praying on your knees) Cock size or small size isn’t a deal breaker Overweight unless you can’t get out of bed * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I had a discussion about this with my doctor today. She has a picture of her husband with his hairy chest exposed. Balding, of course, as hairy men are genetically programmed by testosterone to develop, and a nice smile. I spoke about the bald head/hairy chest attractions and went on from there. I figured I’d ask here since most active posters are men. I’m curious if anyone will admit to likings small breasts as opposed to huge breasts. And will women give the expected answer as in big cocks. If you’re bisexual, please include both sexes If non-sexual, why aren’t you attracted to either gender? Clinical explanations excluded, just tell us why you think you’re sexless. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

05-28-2019, 05:27 PM	#2
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,025	That changes everyday of the week, my libido is pretty plastic. __________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!

05-29-2019, 06:56 AM	#4
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,823	A pulse and a vagina. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

05-29-2019, 10:38 AM	#7
Kittens 👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,440	Everything she has. __________________

05-29-2019, 11:51 AM	#8
pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	I like a nice crazy whore...just for fucking...I aint in to relationships...she can have a relationship with my dick.... __________________ Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

05-29-2019, 01:48 AM	#3
Her-Sson Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2016 Posts: 144	Do you think body type really important ?

05-29-2019, 07:33 AM	#6
The Truth Hurts Hb17uaaldwM Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,153	I rarely look beyond the face (eyes in particular), unless there’s a huge distraction... like being wider than most doorways. also, not having a penis helps.