Hurricane Dorian - GoFuckYourself.com

HairyChick · 08-30-2019, 08:14 PM

On a direct path to Cape Cod and surrounding areas. Target had police presence because of the run on bottled water and food. The news said that people were buying two dozen bottles of water. Obviously they’ve not been through a hurricane here and are panicking.

I’m on a small hill and water runoff will keep on going down to the pond. If it floods, this house is up the hill away from the street with a flat backyard. I’m secure that I won’t float away!

Anyone else in the path of Dorian? Dorian and not durian lol.

OneHungLo · 08-30-2019, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

On a direct path to Cape Cod and surrounding areas. Target had police presence because of the run on bottled water and food. The news said that people were buying two dozen bottles of water. Obviously they’ve not been through a hurricane here and are panicking.

I’m on a small hill and water runoff will keep on going down to the pond. If it floods, this house is up the hill away from the street with a flat backyard. I’m secure that I won’t float away!

Anyone else in the path of Dorian? Dorian and not durian lol.

On a direct path to Cape Cod? Massachusetts? where are you reading that?

sarettah · 08-30-2019, 09:48 PM

My prediction is that it will hit at Cape Hatteras.

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sarettah · 08-31-2019, 03:23 PM

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As of 2 p.m. EDT Saturday, The Weather Company's spaghetti model forecast placed Dorian’s track shifting north and east, staying parallel to the Florida coast on Tuesday and Wednesday.

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baddog · 08-31-2019, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

On a direct path to Cape Cod? Massachusetts? where are you reading that?

Gerrymandering caused redistricting and it has been moved.

Post tropical storm Erin - https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/gra...toa34#contents

tobedeleted · 08-31-2019, 05:41 PM

Hurricanes usually approach Florida and once they get close enough they say fuck that.

Spunky · 08-31-2019, 10:39 PM

I hope all the people there will be ok,mother nature is pissed

nikki99 · 09-02-2019, 06:22 PM

Dorian Grey

HairyChick · 09-03-2019, 06:30 PM

Saturday morning is iffy because the storm route is changing. It might swing back but that depends on intensity, weather shift and godnose what else.

I’ll watch the morning news tomorrow. I have a doctor appointment and then shopping for groceries if I’m able. I want to go to see the shelves in Walmart and check for Strawberry PopTarts!

sarettah · 09-04-2019, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

My prediction is that it will hit at Cape Hatteras.

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Looking to me like it is going to nail Hatteras. Might go across Cape Fear first though.

Winds are going to affect a whole bunch of people along the coast

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OneHungLo · 09-04-2019, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Saturday morning is iffy because the storm route is changing. It might swing back but that depends on intensity, weather shift and godnose what else.

I’ll watch the morning news tomorrow. I have a doctor appointment and then shopping for groceries if I’m able. I want to go to see the shelves in Walmart and check for Strawberry PopTarts!

The shelves are not going to be empty around here you loon.

imabro · 09-04-2019, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Saturday morning is iffy because the storm route is changing. It might swing back but that depends on intensity, weather shift and godnose what else.

I’ll watch the morning news tomorrow. I have a doctor appointment and then shopping for groceries if I’m able. I want to go to see the shelves in Walmart and check for Strawberry PopTarts!

Took a while to figure out what the heck godnose meant.

God knows

HairyChick · 09-04-2019, 05:41 PM

Now they’re saying they we’ll get 70 mph winds or a minor storm.

Walmart was out of many brands of ice cream, white bread, eggs and pineapple for some reason.

I used to buy local eggs years ago but here they buy supermarket eggs only. One carriage had gallons of water piled high and people were asking why someone would stock up. I and others said media hype.

My ENT appointment was today and when we got there, no patients were in the waiting room of thirty chairs. Leaving there was no one but during my appointment I heard one man only. I mentioned this to the receptionist and she said that most canceled due to the upcoming storm. I couldn’t stop laughing over that. Storm may be in three days so they cancel a doctor appointment just in case. She said that they may close on Friday because every patient has canceled.

No waiting today except for the billing part.

Sly · 09-04-2019, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Walmart was out of many brands of ice cream, white bread, eggs and pineapple for some reason.

How were the pop tart rations?

OneHungLo · 09-04-2019, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Now they’re saying they we’ll get 70 mph winds or a minor storm.

No they are not.

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

I mentioned this to the receptionist and she said that most canceled due to the upcoming storm. I couldn’t stop laughing over that. Storm may be in three days so they cancel a doctor appointment just in case. She said that they may close on Friday because every patient has canceled.

No waiting today except for the billing part.

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King Mark · 09-04-2019, 06:36 PM

^you know her history with amnesia and all that bro. Let her be.

sarettah · 09-06-2019, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

My prediction is that it will hit at Cape Hatteras.

I called it a week ago.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...rm/2229924001/

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Hurricane Dorian makes landfall over North Carolina's Cape Hatteras as Category 1 storm

ELIZABETH CITY, N.C. – Hurricane Dorian howled over North Carolina's Outer Banks on Friday, lashing the low-lying barrier islands as a weakened Category 1 storm and making landfall over Cape Hatteras.

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ghjghj · 09-06-2019, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

^you know her history with amnesia and all that bro. Let her be.

HairyChick · 09-07-2019, 04:09 PM

We were supposed to get the storm today with 75 mph winds and torrential rain.

I forgot about it until it was just mentioned to me. No wind, no rain, no extreme heat or cold. Just another day in September.

I’ll watch the news later on to see why nothing happened but we got major warnings and local police went to houses in warning.

King Mark · 09-07-2019, 04:12 PM

How many of these did you make so far? Or am I having de ja vu?

OneHungLo · 09-07-2019, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

We were supposed to get the storm today with 75 mph winds and torrential rain.

I forgot about it until it was just mentioned to me. No wind, no rain, no extreme heat or cold. Just another day in September.

I’ll watch the news later on to see why nothing happened but we got major warnings and local police went to houses in warning.

Shocking huh?

baddog · 09-07-2019, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

I called it a week ago.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...rm/2229924001/

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Trump should probably bring you on staff.

CaptainHowdy · 09-07-2019, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

Dorian Grey

Hunky Doryan . . .

King Mark · 09-07-2019, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Napolean · 09-07-2019, 06:23 PM

Still praying for alabama over here

RyuLion · 09-07-2019, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

How many of these did you make so far? Or am I having de ja vu?

It's the same one, its just moving slow.

HairyChick · 09-07-2019, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

How many of these did you make so far? Or am I having de ja vu?

Well, today was just today and I didn’t log in until around 7:00 pm tonight. If others posted that the storm never arrived then you may have read it. Police didn’t ring the front doorbell until 8:00 am and I was in bed without any online access.

I think you’re confused or just bored but I’m not playin’.

King Mark · 09-07-2019, 07:13 PM

^oh my bad... the other thread by you with the exact same title must have been my imagination. I didnt mean to disturb you, I just wasnt sure. Thanks.

HairyChick · 09-07-2019, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Napolean

Still praying for alabama over here

How bad was it? Just saw the news and they’re laughing at Trump who said this was going to be a massive storm. Destruction is bad in some areas and others look like a normal beach day has gone by.

I’ve a friend in Virginia but he flew to California for a week to stay away from the storm. He worried that an earthquake would hit while there! He wasn’t expecting too much storm surge but he rebuilt his home just five years ago. He wants to move but his grandchildren are very close and he’s against moving from them.

Just watching a news clip from Alabama and the storm didn’t hit that area hard but East of the area is a mess of downed wires and broken homes. Hopefully you’re not near there.

OneHungLo · 09-07-2019, 07:52 PM

Lol!!!!!!!

HairyChick · 09-07-2019, 08:09 PM

You don’t disturb me except I thought I might have been sleeping and using my iPad at the same time. You’re not even on my radar for assholes yet. ��

I’ve heard of sleepwalking but not sleepposting.

King Mark · 09-07-2019, 08:33 PM

Good! Godnose I dont try to be an asshole, so I take that as a compliment. A dick, maybe. An asshole tho? Nah.

Just out of curiosity, who IS on your radar for assholes? And is that similar to a gaydar?

sarettah · 09-07-2019, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

Good! Godnose I dont try to be an asshole, so I take that as a compliment. A dick, maybe. An asshole tho? Nah.

Just out of curiosity, who IS on your radar for assholes? And is that similar to a gaydar?

Her current asshole list:

baddog, TFCash, OneHungLo, JFK, sarettah, AdultKing, Google Expert, nico-t, Optic, ghjghj, SilentKnight, bronco67, oppoten, optics

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baddog · 09-07-2019, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Her current asshole list:

baddog, TFCash, OneHungLo, JFK, sarettah, AdultKing, Google Expert, nico-t, Optic, ghjghj, SilentKnight, bronco67, oppoten, optics

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Definitely an equal opportunity list there. Lots of totally different personalities. What did you do to piss her off?

sarettah · 09-07-2019, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Definitely an equal opportunity list there. Lots of totally different personalities. What did you do to piss her off?

I called her out for her sig at one point. That is all I can think of because prior to that I had been very gentle with her and tried to be helpful for the most part.

She never answered my thread about the sig but she did change it out.

Really, if someone wants to put me on ignore, what the fuck do I care? I have no use fo rthe ignore button myself but everybody has the right to handle the boards however they want, ya know?

At least she doesn't go and try to fuck with people's income and shit like some do when you piss them off.

Here is what her sig looked like when I called her on it.

Here is the thread. https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-p...skin-deep.html

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HairyChick · 09-08-2019, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

Good! Godnose I dont try to be an asshole, so I take that as a compliment. A dick, maybe. An asshole tho? Nah.

Just out of curiosity, who IS on your radar for assholes? And is that similar to a gaydar?

Dick? Everyone is one at times. Some people are that way all the time but you don’t register on my scale. About three dozen names do but many are the same person. Actually closer to four dozen now that I look.

My radar categories are a highly-kept secret that are obtained only if you bribe me with Dunkin’ iced latte daily for a month. Daily updates cost a single whipped cream-filled donut but available only until 3:00 pm with no guarantee of inventory. Or just ask!

JesseQuinn · 09-08-2019, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Her current asshole list

always rubbing my nose in the fact that you can get on an ignore list and I can't

King Mark · 09-08-2019, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

always rubbing my nose in the fact that you can get on an ignore list and I can't

you're purty...

JesseQuinn · 09-08-2019, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

thank you but when one cannot get on an ignore list these trivial matters mean nothing

seriously, Sarettah of all people is on an ignore list and not me? this is some bullshit

thanks tho =)

sarettah · 09-08-2019, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

always rubbing my nose in the fact that you can get on an ignore list and I can't

I just have years more experience being an asshole than you do ;p

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HairyChick · 09-08-2019, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

always rubbing my nose in the fact that you can get on an ignore list and I can't

Everyone can! Too bad that they don’t give out badges of honor for each ignore list you fall on. I’d add you temporarily so you'd get your badge!

(Ignore doesn’t always work since a quoted post can appear. Willpower is needed and badges should be given for that, too!)

sarettah · 09-08-2019, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Everyone can! Too bad that they don’t give out badges of honor for each ignore list you fall on. I’d add you temporarily so you'd get your badge!

(Ignore doesn’t always work since a quoted post can appear. Willpower is needed and badges should be given for that, too!)

We don't need no badges.

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08-30-2019, 08:14 PM	#1
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	Hurricane Dorian On a direct path to Cape Cod and surrounding areas. Target had police presence because of the run on bottled water and food. The news said that people were buying two dozen bottles of water. Obviously they’ve not been through a hurricane here and are panicking. I’m on a small hill and water runoff will keep on going down to the pond. If it floods, this house is up the hill away from the street with a flat backyard. I’m secure that I won’t float away! Anyone else in the path of Dorian? Dorian and not durian lol. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

08-30-2019, 09:48 PM	#3
sarettah see you later, I'm gone Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,053	My prediction is that it will hit at Cape Hatteras. . __________________ All cookies cleared!

08-31-2019, 10:39 PM	#7
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,919	I hope all the people there will be ok,mother nature is pissed __________________ *Skype : Spunky GFY*

09-02-2019, 06:22 PM	#8
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09-03-2019, 06:30 PM	#9
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	Saturday morning is iffy because the storm route is changing. It might swing back but that depends on intensity, weather shift and godnose what else. I’ll watch the morning news tomorrow. I have a doctor appointment and then shopping for groceries if I’m able. I want to go to see the shelves in Walmart and check for Strawberry PopTarts! __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

08-31-2019, 05:41 PM	#6
tobedeleted Pay Per Minute Products Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 299	Hurricanes usually approach Florida and once they get close enough they say fuck that.

09-04-2019, 05:41 PM	#13
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	Now they’re saying they we’ll get 70 mph winds or a minor storm. Walmart was out of many brands of ice cream, white bread, eggs and pineapple for some reason. I used to buy local eggs years ago but here they buy supermarket eggs only. One carriage had gallons of water piled high and people were asking why someone would stock up. I and others said media hype. My ENT appointment was today and when we got there, no patients were in the waiting room of thirty chairs. Leaving there was no one but during my appointment I heard one man only. I mentioned this to the receptionist and she said that most canceled due to the upcoming storm. I couldn’t stop laughing over that. Storm may be in three days so they cancel a doctor appointment just in case. She said that they may close on Friday because every patient has canceled. No waiting today except for the billing part. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

09-04-2019, 06:36 PM	#16
King Mark So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 27,033	^you know her history with amnesia and all that bro. Let her be.

09-07-2019, 04:09 PM	#19
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	Hurricane Dorian We were supposed to get the storm today with 75 mph winds and torrential rain. I forgot about it until it was just mentioned to me. No wind, no rain, no extreme heat or cold. Just another day in September. I’ll watch the news later on to see why nothing happened but we got major warnings and local police went to houses in warning. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

09-07-2019, 04:12 PM	#20
King Mark So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 27,033	How many of these did you make so far? Or am I having de ja vu?

09-07-2019, 06:23 PM	#25
Napolean Old school Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Kettering, OH Posts: 4,327	Still praying for alabama over here __________________ Need a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleande

09-07-2019, 07:13 PM	#28
King Mark So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 27,033	^oh my bad... the other thread by you with the exact same title must have been my imagination. I didnt mean to disturb you, I just wasnt sure. Thanks.

09-07-2019, 07:52 PM	#30
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,910	Lol!!!!!!!

09-07-2019, 08:09 PM	#31
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	You don’t disturb me except I thought I might have been sleeping and using my iPad at the same time. You’re not even on my radar for assholes yet. �� I’ve heard of sleepwalking but not sleepposting. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

09-07-2019, 08:33 PM	#32
King Mark So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 27,033	Good! Godnose I dont try to be an asshole, so I take that as a compliment. A dick, maybe. An asshole tho? Nah. Just out of curiosity, who IS on your radar for assholes? And is that similar to a gaydar?