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CurrentlySober · 09-04-2019, 04:10 AM

As of Midday today, approx 3 mins ago, I have not had so much as a drop of Alcohol, any Illegal Drugs, nor even a cigarette for FIVE FUCKING YEARS!

I have of course taken drugs that were medically prescribed by my Doctor but thats all. Nothing else ! Zero Zip Nana...

And I've done it all myself too. On my own. No support groups or 12 step programs etc... As such thats why I don't really have anyone else to tell about it... Except for you lucky guys !

I'm not expecting to receive loads of 'Well Done' type replies. That's not why I'm poosting. Im poosting because for 1) I'm fucking PROUD of myself, and 2) If I can do it, from the state that I got myself into, then so can you, if you need poo

Anyhoo, that's all, and heres to me bumping this poost in another 5 years to say 'TEN YEARS CLEAN !!!"

Mr Pheer · 09-04-2019, 04:29 AM

Aren't you bored?

CurrentlySober · 09-04-2019, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Aren't you bored?

Not really. I've found other things to fill my time. Had I carried on, I'd be dead by now. Simple as that. I was REALLY bad...

CaptainHowdy · 09-04-2019, 04:44 AM

If you didn't have to recurr to a mighty God in the sky I truly congratulate you . . .

CurrentlySober · 09-04-2019, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

If you didn't have to recurr to a mighty God in the sky I truly congratulate you . . .

Thanks

i cunt a4d2 to recurr to a mighty God in the sky...

SBJ · 09-04-2019, 05:08 AM

Congrats! I'll meet you at the bar and buy the first round to celebrate!

I go one day sober every week.

Grapesoda · 09-04-2019, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

As of Midday today, approx 3 mins ago, I have not had so much as a drop of Alcohol, any Illegal Drugs, nor even a cigarette for FIVE FUCKING YEARS!

I have of course taken drugs that were medically prescribed by my Doctor but thats all. Nothing else ! Zero Zip Nana...

And I've done it all myself too. On my own. No support groups or 12 step programs etc... As such thats why I don't really have anyone else to tell about it... Except for you lucky guys !

I'm not expecting to receive loads of 'Well Done' type replies. That's not why I'm poosting. Im poosting because for 1) I'm fucking PROUD of myself, and 2) If I can do it, from the state that I got myself into, then so can you, if you need poo

Anyhoo, that's all, and heres to me bumping this poost in another 5 years to say 'TEN YEARS CLEAN !!!"

good deal!!!

redwhiteandblue · 09-04-2019, 01:45 PM

Congrats mate, good to hear it.

Vendzilla · 09-04-2019, 01:50 PM

https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/ I think I found a website you'll like, I just drove past it

CurrentlySober · 09-04-2019, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Congrats mate, good to hear it.

CurrentlySober · 09-04-2019, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/ I think I found a website you'll like, I just drove past it

They've been watching Jackass

Vendzilla · 09-04-2019, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

They've been watching Jackass

Thought you might enjoy, I'm in Branson Missouri, i love seeing all the road side stuff like that

Sly · 09-04-2019, 02:40 PM

Poogratulations!

CaptainHowdy · 09-04-2019, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Thanks

i cunt a4d2 to recurr to a mighty God in the sky...

Guess you can't afford to fall off the wagon as well

. . .

JesseQuinn · 09-04-2019, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Aren't you bored?

gonna admit this was also my first thought

seriously though, a tremendous accomplishment worthy of praise. well fucking done

EddyTheDog · 09-04-2019, 04:55 PM

Don't tell him but it's actually been a week - It just felt like five years...

But seriously that's amazing - I have been struggling with my addictions for years as you know - It's incredibly difficult!....

HairyChick · 09-04-2019, 04:55 PM

That’s awesome! What made you decide to stop killing yourself? Abusing yourself? Wasting money? Did you finally realize that you are not worthless and your family would be devastated without you? Did you realize that life is short so I may as well live a better life?

It truly is amazing that you did it by yourself and didn’t require help. Atta boy is well deserved!

CaptainHowdy · 09-04-2019, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

gonna admit this was also my first thought

seriously though, a tremendous accomplishment worthy of praise. well fucking done

I also appreciate your new avatar, belle dame . . .

InfoGuy · 09-05-2019, 04:51 PM

Congratulations! Go enjoy some Martinelli's Sparkling Cider.

TheSquealer · 09-05-2019, 11:45 PM

Thats Pootastic!

pornmasta · 09-06-2019, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

As of Midday today, approx 3 mins ago, I have not had so much as a drop of Alcohol, any Illegal Drugs, nor even a cigarette for FIVE FUCKING YEARS!

I have of course taken drugs that were medically prescribed by my Doctor but thats all. Nothing else ! Zero Zip Nana...

And I've done it all myself too. On my own. No support groups or 12 step programs etc... As such thats why I don't really have anyone else to tell about it... Except for you lucky guys !

I'm not expecting to receive loads of 'Well Done' type replies. That's not why I'm poosting. Im poosting because for 1) I'm fucking PROUD of myself, and 2) If I can do it, from the state that I got myself into, then so can you, if you need poo

Anyhoo, that's all, and heres to me bumping this poost in another 5 years to say 'TEN YEARS CLEAN !!!"

Ok keep your nickname.

CurrentlySober · 09-06-2019, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Poogratulations!

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

gonna admit this was also my first thought

seriously though, a tremendous accomplishment worthy of praise. well fucking done

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Don't tell him but it's actually been a week - It just felt like five years...

But seriously that's amazing - I have been struggling with my addictions for years as you know - It's incredibly difficult!....

Thankyou to all

CurrentlySober · 09-06-2019, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

That’s awesome! What made you decide to stop killing yourself? Abusing yourself? Wasting money? Did you finally realize that you are not worthless and your family would be devastated without you? Did you realize that life is short so I may as well live a better life?

Nahh... I just got so fat that I could no longer get out of my house, and go to the liquor store anymore...

They also stopped delivering to me, because apparently I'm "Rude and Aggressive" and I "Shout at their delivery guys"...

So I had no choice really...

CurrentlySober · 09-06-2019, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by InfoGuy

Congratulations! Go enjoy some Martinelli's Sparkling Cider.

I just drink water and diet coke these days. Don't wanna tempt fate with 'similar' drinks

CurrentlySober · 09-06-2019, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Thats Pootastic!

Specturdcular...

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

Ok keep your nickname.

I changed it to that back when I was starting to try to get sober... It took a few false starts before I had m last drink 5 years and 2 days ago

shake · 09-06-2019, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Aren't you bored?

Probably not, there's a world of poo out there.

09-04-2019, 04:10 AM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 37,967	September 4th - My "5 Years Clean" Sobriety Anniversary :) As of Midday today, approx 3 mins ago, I have not had so much as a drop of Alcohol, any Illegal Drugs, nor even a cigarette for FIVE FUCKING YEARS! I have of course taken drugs that were medically prescribed by my Doctor but thats all. Nothing else ! Zero Zip Nana... And I've done it all myself too. On my own. No support groups or 12 step programs etc... As such thats why I don't really have anyone else to tell about it... Except for you lucky guys ! I'm not expecting to receive loads of 'Well Done' type replies. That's not why I'm poosting. Im poosting because for 1) I'm fucking PROUD of myself, and 2) If I can do it, from the state that I got myself into, then so can you, if you need poo Anyhoo, that's all, and heres to me bumping this poost in another 5 years to say 'TEN YEARS CLEAN !!!" __________________ My AI Handywork... 2 Kings 18:27 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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