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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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As we approach this most holy of times of the year...
Do you feel closer to God?
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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I only masturbate once a day during the festive season...
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I have a plan B
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Fuck religion.
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: the beach, SoCal
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I feel closer to my dog.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Confirmed Asshole
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If by god, you mean money? Then the answer is yes.
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So Fucking Banned
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I don't understand Christmas.
First of all there is the religion thing but Jesus was born Jewish, his parents were Jewish and he grew up Jewish but it wasn't until after his death that Christianity was formed. Why then do we celebrate Christmas and Christianity? Then there is Santa who was created for Coca Cola. It's one big marketing scam. We lie to our children in the name of commerce. I just don't get it. |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Typical. I am asking after your spiritual wellness and overall personal relationship and connection with God, and you want to talk about masterbation...
What are you? a Priest? |
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The idea of Santa was originally of the Pagan Norse God Odin. Hundred of years before the birth of baby Yoda. Nothing to do with Christian Religions. Some other Pagan religions also had their versions of the Odin-based Santa. The Christians allowed the intertwining of the Pagan religions with thier own, in order to convert more Pagans to Chritianity. Which is why we have Christmas Trees, Santa landing on your house and delivering Cokes and Jesus being born at the same time. And it was originally called Yule but changed to Christmas later. Someone be a stud and clean up that afterbirth, m'kay? I'm eating my ham and trying to watch the football game. |
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So Fucking Banned
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At my age I feel a little closer every day.
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officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit. |
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Man please tell me the model name in your profile pic?
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