New York To Ban Blow Dryers - GoFuckYourself.com

HairyChick · 05-14-2020, 05:07 PM

New York wants hair salons to reopen without blow dryers. They’re worried that they will blow around coronavirus germs and infect people.

I haven’t been to my hairdresser for eleven weeks and I’m hoping to get there in three weeks. If Massachusetts bans hair dryers as well, this state will look much worse! Judging from home haircuts and dye job photos online, American hair salons will make beaucoup bucks after the quarantine is lifted.

Has anyone had a bad haircut or dye job since hair salons are closed?

notinmybackyard · 05-14-2020, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HairyChick

New York wants hair salons to reopen without blow dryers. They’re worried that they will blow around coronavirus germs and infect people.

I haven’t been to my hairdresser for eleven weeks and I’m hoping to get there in three weeks. If Massachusetts bans hair dryers as well, this state will look much worse! Judging from home haircuts and dye job photos online, American hair salons will make beaucoup bucks after the quarantine is lifted.

Has anyone had a bad haircut or dye job since hair salons are closed?

The girl that styles my pubes demands I wear a mask. If you think bowl cuts are bad you should see what my bikini line now looks like.

ruff · 05-14-2020, 05:35 PM

My wife gave me a bad haircut. I'm still looking fucking good though.

HairyChick · 05-14-2020, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

The girl that styles my pubes demands I wear a mask. If you think bowl cuts are bad you should see what my bikini line now looks like.

Okay, show me! The more pubes the better!

The mask is a good idea for your protection.

RandyRandy · 05-14-2020, 06:47 PM

Underground barbers are busy as fuck in Brooklyn. I'm mean, pandemic or no pandemic a G gotta be fresh.

I should have an appointment this weekend, confirming tomorrow. $45 for a mid fade. If this guy flakes, I'm going with a dude that wants $100 in Boro Park. I'm an OG, so I gotta be fresh-fresh.

I'll post before and afters....

The Porn Nerd · 05-14-2020, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyRandy

Underground barbers are busy as fuck in Brooklyn. I'm mean, pandemic or no pandemic a G gotta be fresh.

I should have an appointment this weekend, confirming tomorrow. $45 for a mid fade. If this guy flakes, I'm going with a dude that wants $100 in Boro Park. I'm an OG, so I gotta be fresh-fresh.

I'll post before and afters....

Man I need a haircut so bad! It's been five months now....I look like Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees circa 1979.

Where are you getting yours done? The pizza parlor's backroom or a parking lot in Flatbush?

My Ukrainian stylist from Queens works for a chain salon who won't open for another month or more.

Stayin' alive, stayin' alive....ah ah ah ah stayin' aLIVE!!!!

Sly · 05-14-2020, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Man I need a haircut so bad! It's been five months now....I look like Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees circa 1979.

Where are you getting yours done? The pizza parlor's backroom or a parking lot in Flatbush?

My Ukrainian stylist from Queens works for a chain salon who won't open for another month or more.

Stayin' alive, stayin' alive....ah ah ah ah stayin' aLIVE!!!!

My last haircut was early February. I have never in my life seen my hair this long before, LOL.

Though I believe the underground barber trade. I was talking to my old barber casually and she invited me over whenever I wanted to get a trim. I'll pass for now.

GAMEFINEST · 05-14-2020, 09:18 PM

Whatever it takes.

The Porn Nerd · 05-14-2020, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

My last haircut was early February. I have never in my life seen my hair this long before, LOL.

Though I believe the underground barber trade. I was talking to my old barber casually and she invited me over whenever I wanted to get a trim. I'll pass for now.

I'm enjoying the long hair 80's-era rock star vibe but since I haven't seen pussy in months who knows if it's actually cool or not.

The mullet is beginning to worry me a bit tho.

Look Chang · 05-14-2020, 11:25 PM

Blow dryers are very useful for hot girls ...

Darkcrni · 05-14-2020, 11:53 PM

Really.....no blowing!?

Spunky · 05-15-2020, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I'm enjoying the long hair 80's-era rock star vibe but since I haven't seen pussy in months who knows if it's actually cool or not.

The mullet is beginning to worry me a bit tho.

I haven't had my hair cut in 9 months. Used to have hair down to my ass 20 years ago. maybe will do it again . the younger chicks seem to dig it

dillfly2000 · 05-15-2020, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I'm enjoying the long hair 80's-era rock star vibe but since I haven't seen pussy in months who knows if it's actually cool or not.

The mullet is beginning to worry me a bit tho.

Mullets will make a comeback.

Klen · 05-16-2020, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyRandy

Underground barbers are busy as fuck in Brooklyn. I'm mean, pandemic or no pandemic a G gotta be fresh.

I should have an appointment this weekend, confirming tomorrow. $45 for a mid fade. If this guy flakes, I'm going with a dude that wants $100 in Boro Park. I'm an OG, so I gotta be fresh-fresh.

I'll post before and afters....

Hmm i pay my usual hairdresser 2$

CaptainHowdy · 05-16-2020, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klen

Hmm i pay my usual hairdresser 2$

The rest of the 43 USD is for the speakeasy thrill

. . .

Smack dat · 05-16-2020, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

The girl that styles my pubes demands I wear a mask. If you think bowl cuts are bad you should see what my bikini line now looks like.

U R A GRL

RandyRandy · 05-16-2020, 05:30 PM

I'm in Brooklyn. Just got a haircut today in my home. $45 + tip + box of gloves + a bottle of 99% Isopropyl Alcohol (had extra and he was such a nice guy) Great job - I'll use him again.

CaptainHowdy · 05-16-2020, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyRandy

I'm in Brooklyn. Just got a haircut today in my home. $45 + tip + box of gloves + a bottle of 99% Isopropyl Alcohol (had extra and he was such a nice guy) Great job - I'll use him again.

Roll on, RandyRandy . . .

CurrentlySober · 05-18-2020, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillfly2000

Mullets will make a comeback.

All joking aside, Ive always liked the mullet. Used to have one in the 80s, and would consider one again if all the ghate and bad vibes went away from it..

I mean I used to like wearing shorts and bowling shirts, but got fed up with people laughing and shouting '2 and half men' at me in the street !

Klen · 05-18-2020, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

All joking aside, Ive always liked the mullet. Used to have one in the 80s, and would consider one again if all the ghate and bad vibes went away from it..

I mean I used to like wearing shorts and bowling shirts, but got fed up with people laughing and shouting '2 and half men' at me in the street !

I tried to grow mullet but hair simply not growing properly.

CurrentlySober · 05-18-2020, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klen

I tried to grow mullet but hair simply not growing properly.

Grow a beard instead then !!!

blackmonsters · 05-18-2020, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Grow a beard instead then !!!

You ain't pretty; but you sure look 1000 times better without a lump of shit on your head.

CurrentlySober · 05-18-2020, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

You ain't pretty; but you sure look 1000 times better without a lump of shit on your head.

Oh, don't worry... Its still up there... Kinda encrusted onto my scalp atm... Thing is, I just couldn't fit the turd and the beard into the selfie...

05-14-2020, 05:07 PM	#1
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	New York To Ban Blow Dryers New York wants hair salons to reopen without blow dryers. They’re worried that they will blow around coronavirus germs and infect people. I haven’t been to my hairdresser for eleven weeks and I’m hoping to get there in three weeks. If Massachusetts bans hair dryers as well, this state will look much worse! Judging from home haircuts and dye job photos online, American hair salons will make beaucoup bucks after the quarantine is lifted. Has anyone had a bad haircut or dye job since hair salons are closed? __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

05-14-2020, 05:35 PM	#3
ruff I have a plan B Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seattle - Miami - St Kitts Posts: 5,501	My wife gave me a bad haircut. I'm still looking fucking good though. __________________ CryptoFeeds

05-14-2020, 09:18 PM	#8
GAMEFINEST Make STACK$ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: sexy time Posts: 14,418	Whatever it takes. __________________ Compound interest.

05-14-2020, 11:25 PM	#10
Look Chang Sexpat Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 16,456	Blow dryers are very useful for hot girls ... __________________ Bests Hot & Juicy Asian Girls Sex Sites : SEDUCTION -> FELLATIO -> CONCLUSION

05-14-2020, 06:47 PM	#5
RandyRandy Clips still sell! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Crown Heights, Brooklyn Posts: 1,708	Underground barbers are busy as fuck in Brooklyn. I'm mean, pandemic or no pandemic a G gotta be fresh. I should have an appointment this weekend, confirming tomorrow. $45 for a mid fade. If this guy flakes, I'm going with a dude that wants $100 in Boro Park. I'm an OG, so I gotta be fresh-fresh. I'll post before and afters....

05-14-2020, 11:53 PM	#11
Darkcrni Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Right Around The Corner Posts: 1,704	Really.....no blowing!?

05-16-2020, 05:30 PM	#17
RandyRandy Clips still sell! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Crown Heights, Brooklyn Posts: 1,708	I'm in Brooklyn. Just got a haircut today in my home. $45 + tip + box of gloves + a bottle of 99% Isopropyl Alcohol (had extra and he was such a nice guy) Great job - I'll use him again.