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06-05-2020, 07:41 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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There is a girl in the apartments behind me.
So I have a friend I will call Suzie, and Suzie has a new boyfriend. Suzie and her new boyfriend have sex and they use a condom.
The condoms they buy come in boxes of 12; a few days ago Suzie noticed that there seemed to be a few more were missing than she remembered using, so she asked her boyfriend about it. He said he used them for masturbating and didn't want to make a mess. She asked me, "have you ever done that?" I said that yeah, obviously it happened a couple times over the years. Suzie asked, "Really? You've masturbated into a condom?" "Oh" I said, "I thought you were asking if I had ever lied to my girlfriend." |
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06-05-2020, 08:49 PM
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06-05-2020, 09:40 PM
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frc
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Good one
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06-05-2020, 10:19 PM
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06-06-2020, 05:45 AM
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All Your Design Needs
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LOLZ
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06-06-2020, 06:26 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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06-06-2020, 06:30 AM
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Not for my brain
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06-06-2020, 12:09 PM
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I need a beer
 
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06-06-2020, 04:28 PM
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Let's Make Money
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haha
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06-07-2020, 11:00 AM
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Going to use this tonight to explain to my son why his sister wants to move back in with us. Haha
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06-07-2020, 11:03 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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