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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Poost your breakfast...
![]() I just had a small snack today. As I'm dieting, I'm kinda proud of myself for showing restraint, so where as I'd normally have three of these, I only ate the one... ![]() What you eat? |
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Every morning... Three eggs, diced chicken, some cheese, and then salsa. Every morning.
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Slowly dying
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I don’t eat that much in a week! No breakfast or dinner. Weight loss is going great with twenty pounds to go!
How is your diet going?
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So Fucking Banned
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You could feed a village of Somalians with that plate.
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Wouldn't eat - The state of those undercooked mushrooms - It's a disgrace!..
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I have a hard-boiled egg and black beans every day.
Thinking about switching up to oatmeal with peanut butter and homemade jam.
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this & that
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Just coffee for me. Never get hungry in the morning.
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Every so often I try a Grapefruit - Just in case - Still the most vile thing that god invented - Why would he do that?....
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For me it's always the same: 3 farm fresh eggs, 1 slice of Ezekiel cinnamon/raisin bread toasted and coffee.
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breakfast, i hardly wake up before 11:00 and need coffee than.
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2 eggs, coffee and some greens. Same routine daily.
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Oatmeal with honey and a coffee every day
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Poost your balls on scrambled eggs.... Ahahah
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1 pound of raw minced lamb meat with salt
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If this dish you are calling small that what's big
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So fuckin' bored
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I can't understand how a single person could eat such a big portion of high-caloric food for... a breakfast?
![]() Mine is two sandwiches with salami, cheese and fresh cucumber. Also a cup of hot herbal tea, mate plus a bit of restorative/psychedelic herb for shamans to have a clear mind for a day.
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You sexy beast . . . I drink a glass of water (or beer depending the night before).
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What are the small slices of? Small potatoes?
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For me it's a French breakfast with black coffee, orange juice and croissants
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Chang you mr honeybee...
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A deconstructed feijoada?¡? It's a classic english fry-up.
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would rather a little more sauce with my beans & I love the fat left on the bacon
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What are the health effects, if any, eating bacon and eggs?
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Wow! First picture looks like amazing! You really eat all of this food or share with somebody?
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Wow.. Amazing ... Seen the same exact breakfast on Twitter ...
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Hes copied the pic of the breakfast I order. You can see where he's got it from, HERE
That's the bar just down the road from me, in Newton Abbot, where I go in and order it... They started doing it a couple of years ago, and covid aside, I eat there 3 or 4 times a week.... You don't think I actually cook all that myself do you? ![]() ![]() ![]() Like I said, the other day I just ordered one plate, instead of my usual 3... ![]() |
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It says in the link I posted above to the place I get it at. Its Normally £13.95, but when I get 3, I just pay £29.00
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Let's do some business!
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Boy do I feel sorry for your loo after that meal…
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6 eggs, 2 large pieces of toast, big glass of milk on training days.. 4 eggs on non training days.. but I eat 4500kcal day to maintain my size.. I'm not small though.
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Coffee....
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3 eggs, bacon and orange juice with peanut butter toaster.
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Tons of coffee... and some Masala Dosa made from rice, lentils, potato, methi, and curry leaves, and served with chutney. Something new I tried & surprisingly good for breakfast IMO. Plus a vape if that counts as breakfast :-)
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I am eating mostly buckwheat with 2 eggs in the morning, and a glass of chicory.
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Hahaha Ron Swanson. His eating habits are just the best. For those who haven't watched, it's a super charismatic character from Parks and rec, nice show
As for me, granola with milk and coffee every morning |
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