Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar Mark Forums Read
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 10-30-2020, 11:30 PM   #1
lezinterracial
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 3,064
how could i put flashlight in the teddy bear?

how could i put flashlight in the teddy bear?

I want to get one of those big Teddy Bears. Like this


I want to somehow sew my fleshlight aviator into the ass. I can't just sew a sock into an opening, The fleshlight would come out on my return thrust.
__________________
Live Sex Shows
lezinterracial is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2020, 01:13 AM   #2
Ferus
Bye - Left to do stuff
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 4,109
Place two bags of Rice on each side of the fleshlight, and use elastic glue to glue it to the bags. Then sew the bags onside the bear.
Ferus is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2020, 03:44 AM   #3
SBJ
So Fucking Fabulous
 
SBJ's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Indiana
Posts: 11,375
you called it flashlight 2 times. I was like why do you want your bear to be able to see at night?
SBJ is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2020, 07:21 AM   #4
lezinterracial
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 3,064
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBJ View Post
you called it flashlight 2 times. I was like why do you want your bear to be able to see at night?
I forget to proofread. Then I cut and paste.

I lazy.
__________________
Live Sex Shows
lezinterracial is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2020, 07:58 AM   #5
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
CurrentlySober's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,488
Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...
__________________


👁️ 👍️ 💩
CurrentlySober is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2020, 08:11 AM   #6
lezinterracial
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 3,064
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober View Post
Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...
Good idea. Needs to be girl with a strong grip so she can hold the fleshlight in place for me.
__________________
Live Sex Shows
lezinterracial is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2020, 08:23 AM   #7
Ferus
Bye - Left to do stuff
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 4,109
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober View Post
Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...
Or steal a sheep, kill it and ram the Fleshlight up its ass?
And then just replace it once it starts smelling.. the fleshlight that is
Ferus is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2020, 08:33 AM   #8
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
CurrentlySober's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,488
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferus View Post
Or steal a sheep, kill it and ram the Fleshlight up its ass?
And then just replace it once it starts smelling.. the fleshlight that is
Fap, fap fap...

Thats HAWT!
__________________


👁️ 👍️ 💩
CurrentlySober is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2020, 09:42 PM   #9
Look Chang
Sexpat
 
Look Chang's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 16,456
__________________
Bests Hot & Juicy Asian Girls Sex Sites : SEDUCTION -> FELLATIO -> CONCLUSION
Look Chang is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-03-2020, 06:30 PM   #10
MakeMeGrrrrowl
Grrrrrrrrr
 
MakeMeGrrrrowl's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Dreamland
Posts: 4,974
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober View Post
Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...
...
MakeMeGrrrrowl is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-03-2020, 06:33 PM   #11
MakeMeGrrrrowl
Grrrrrrrrr
 
MakeMeGrrrrowl's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Dreamland
Posts: 4,974
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferus View Post
Or steal a sheep, kill it and ram the Fleshlight up its ass?
And then just replace it once it starts smelling.. the fleshlight that is
Dude. That's weird.

Why not just fuck the living sheep?
MakeMeGrrrrowl is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-03-2020, 08:01 PM   #12
emmasexytime
Confirmed User
 
emmasexytime's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2015
Posts: 4,202
Quote:
Originally Posted by lezinterracial View Post
Good idea. Needs to be girl with a strong grip so she can hold the fleshlight in place for me.
__________________
Join the BEST cam affiliate program on the internet!
I've referred over $1.7mil in spending this past year, you should join in.
live camss > How to make a live cam site hardlinks > hardlinks.org
emmasexytime is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-03-2020, 08:02 PM   #13
SBJ
So Fucking Fabulous
 
SBJ's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Indiana
Posts: 11,375
Quote:
Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl View Post
Dude. That's weird.

Why not just fuck the living sheep?
do you have sheep? I know you have some farm animals. Asking for a friend.

And damn I got into the election hype and so i might stay up to see who wins even though it might not be decided.. (not political just stating I might work tomorrow afternoon if I stay up)
SBJ is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2020, 07:23 AM   #14
CaptainHowdy
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
CaptainHowdy's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 92,985
Quote:
Originally Posted by Look Chang View Post
Those teddy bears are for humping indeed . . .
__________________
FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller
Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network

1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!
CaptainHowdy is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks

Tags
teddy, fleshlight, sew, bear, flashlight, sock, return, thrust, bears, aviator, ass
Thread Tools



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.