Women these days are more likely to offer anal than cook a meal on the first date. - GoFuckYourself.com

Tube Ace · 04-03-2021, 07:42 PM

What a time to be alive! Thanks feminism!

ilnjscb · 04-03-2021, 07:56 PM

I can't complain, they couldn't really cook, most of them

Tube Ace · 04-03-2021, 08:16 PM

Probably why they're single.

Look Chang · 04-03-2021, 08:23 PM

That's good because I'm on a diet and I prefer eating an ass than food...

CurrentlySober · 04-04-2021, 05:14 AM

if she woood cook me a meal out of what comes from her anus, she wood bea a keeper 4 shore

Major (Tom) · 04-04-2021, 07:13 AM

Mine is making pancakes now and buying a ham for later. Then the nuptials of the back door kind

ruff · 04-04-2021, 09:18 AM

I'll let her fuck me in my ass if she can cook.

mechanicvirus · 04-04-2021, 12:18 PM

What if grubhub was originally an anal licking site started in 1996 and the timeline we're living in is wrong?

ruff · 04-04-2021, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

What if grubhub was originally an anal licking site started in 1996 and the timeline we're living in is wrong?

It started out as Grubnub originally, then there was Porn Hub so they became Grubhub to ride the wave.

OneHungLo · 04-04-2021, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

What if grubhub was originally an anal licking site started in 1996 and the timeline we're living in is wrong?

SekobA · 04-04-2021, 02:56 PM

First day and cooking a meal not going together.. So its obviously to offer sex

fuzebox · 04-04-2021, 04:45 PM

What kind of psycho cooks dinner as a first date?

CaptainHowdy · 04-04-2021, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

What kind of psycho cooks dinner as a first date?

If she wants to eat on the first date she ain't interested in you at all . . .

hamiltonsteele · 04-04-2021, 06:33 PM

Today's women are worth less than a dime a dozen.
But a good home cooked meal is worth a fortune!

Look Chang · 04-04-2021, 07:03 PM

The jackpot is to find the one who loves cook and cock ...

Tube Ace · 04-04-2021, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

What kind of psycho cooks dinner as a first date?

The kind that get wifed up.

Helix · 04-04-2021, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

Mine is making pancakes now and buying a ham for later. Then the nuptials of the back door kind

Tube Ace · 04-04-2021, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

If she wants to eat on the first date she ain't interested in you at all . . .

Before COVID, I was in a nightclub and a single mother of three told me I should take her out to dinner. I should have said “you’re paying, right?”. I shouldn’t have even bought her or her friend a drink. Then she asked me if I could get coke. I left after finishing my drink.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 04-04-2021, 09:31 PM

Since I am great in the kitchen I would not let them cook anyway

Would take anal in a heartbeat

Sergio · 04-05-2021, 12:57 AM

You just need to date the right women. My cook is great

Jazzix · 04-05-2021, 01:04 AM

Won't be no ass eating around here thank you very much!
___

Well at least not until I knew the pussy was clean

k0nr4d · 04-05-2021, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing

Would take anal in a heartbeat

Give anal. You would *give* anal. Huge difference

NicoleGrey · 04-05-2021, 03:29 AM

Nowadays all girls want to find a man who can treat them like a QUEEN.

Tube Ace · 04-05-2021, 03:32 AM

kweeeeens

NatalieMojoHost · 04-05-2021, 04:13 AM

I don't expect anyone to complain really. Supply vs. demand.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 04-05-2021, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Give anal. You would *give* anal. Huge difference

The title says ''offer''

I would take the offer (anal sex)

LetterTwenty7 · 04-05-2021, 06:13 AM

Who in the world is cocking meal on the first date??? What's her number?

Tube Ace · 04-06-2021, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7

Who in the world is cocking meal on the first date??? What's her number?

That's my point.

AmeliaG · 04-06-2021, 12:21 PM

I'm old-fashioned and think you should not offer either of those on the first date, unless you plan on only having one date.

Tube Ace · 04-06-2021, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG

I'm old-fashioned and think you should not offer either of those on the first date, unless you plan on only having one date.

What was you and your husband's first date?

AmeliaG · 04-06-2021, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

What was you and your husband's first date?

I'm old-fashioned and think you should not put super personal information on the internet.

I'm also a really excellent cook.

dcortez · 04-06-2021, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG

I'm old-fashioned and think you should not offer either of those on the first date, unless you plan on only having one date.

Finally, some words of sensibility in this thread! Thanks Amelia.

I prefer the term 'old-school' instead of 'old-fashioned' ('cause it's way more nifty), but in that vein of thinking, it would be accurate to observe that one of the casualties of prolific, easily accessible porn, especially gonzo, has affected a whole new generation of people who place little, if any, value in the notion of physical intimacy.

On the other hand, people who do gradually work their way to a worthwhile level of intimacy in a personal relationship, do all the wild and crazy stuff too if they like, but, without that wild and crazy stuff, this still have something.

But hey, I came of age when there were "taboos" that felt like scoring the "holy grail" when they were finally realized. Foreplay was several years long fantasizing and waiting to come across (yes, pun intended) someone that shared your interest. People used to harbour "dirty secrets" - now they're just check boxes on a dating application form.

Being sexual with someone used to mean something and have lasting value. From the tone of this thread and the ever-escalating level of humiliation/abuse and sadism in porn generally. we seem to be living in the "cheap sex" age.

The problem with cheap thrills is that the dopamine rush that accompanies them fades quicker each time, and then what's next?

Mr Pheer · 04-06-2021, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7

Who in the world is cocking meal on the first date??? What's her number?

You're one touch cockie

KrisKross · 04-07-2021, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG

I'm old-fashioned and think you should not offer either of those on the first date, unless you plan on only having one date.

Agreed. Granted I haven't dated in a very long time, but IMO, inviting someone over to your house for a meal typically implies that dessert will be carnal. There's also the whole thing of inviting someone in to your personal space and giving them an early glimpse at a side of you they probably don't know yet.

Zuzana Designs · 04-07-2021, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Give anal. You would *give* anal. Huge difference

PorcoRosso · 04-12-2021, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

What kind of psycho cooks dinner as a first date?

Thanks I was thinking the same

But hey it's important to understand quickly where this date could lead

TheLegacy · 04-12-2021, 07:18 AM

Well these days it's not like you can just invite someone over - that being said - if you're planning on it - better make sure the place is clean - large and you know how to cook. Yet I can see for some where cooking dinner is more painful than anal and the results are the same - both taste like shit.

NatalieMojoHost · 04-12-2021, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

I can see for some where cooking dinner is more painful than anal and the results are the same - both taste like shit.

eric_wahlberg · 04-14-2021, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by NicoleGrey

Nowadays all girls want to find a man who can treat them like a QUEEN.

I agree. Just be their yes man. Don't question their judgement.

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