Have you ever tried to suck your own cock? - GoFuckYourself.com

ruff · 06-07-2021, 08:16 AM

Well, we know that you have. The question should be, were you successful?

baodb · 06-07-2021, 08:55 AM

Never tried and I never understood the appeal of it.

JesseQuinn · 06-07-2021, 09:53 AM

I have a client who can do it, he's super thin and very flexible and has a pretty big dick which prob makes it easier

on the rare occasion he does it, I think he does cuz he knows it makes me laugh, it's not a part of his sex life (I've asked)

but quite impressive I must say

Major (Tom) · 06-07-2021, 10:03 AM

If I could, I would be too busy to type here

Scott McD · 06-07-2021, 11:08 AM

Gonna go try right now brb...

Major (Tom) · 06-07-2021, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Gonna go try right now brb...

Lmfao.

Classic

The Porn Nerd · 06-07-2021, 11:35 AM

Why would I even try?

That would be like trying to walk from New York to LA. No way I'm ever getting there. LOL

ruff · 06-07-2021, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by baodb

Never tried and I never understood the appeal of it.

You don't understand the appeal of it? Do you jack off?

jscott · 06-07-2021, 11:48 AM

This topic, i think of one person, Marilyn Manson (and having rib removed so can achieve this) lol

King Mark · 06-07-2021, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

You don't understand the appeal of it? Do you jack off?

Not the same. You gotta touch your dick to wash it, to pee, etc.

I don't think many straight men ever had a thought of putting anybodie's dick, even their own, in their mouth.

Imo of course.

CurrentlySober · 06-07-2021, 12:37 PM

Ive been present in the room when Ron Jeremy did it.

blackmonsters · 06-07-2021, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Ive been present in the room when Ron Jeremy did it.

Those proud moments in life, good for you.

adultchatpay · 06-07-2021, 05:59 PM

Can't imagine the pleasure out of it

Look Chang · 06-07-2021, 06:54 PM

Actually, I prefer to outsource this necessary activity to a poor girl in need of cash ...

CurrentlySober · 06-08-2021, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Those proud moments in life, good for you.

I know. Its the kinda thing that you tell your children and grandchildren. A family tradition that gets recounted in great detail once a year or so while you are all having a meal together

SekobA · 06-08-2021, 02:15 PM

Damn....stomach too big

The Porn Nerd · 06-08-2021, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

Actually, I prefer to outsource this necessary activity to a poor girl in need of cash ...

Haha exactly!

ruff · 06-08-2021, 03:23 PM

When I was younger, I could just get the head in my mouth. I needed just one more inch!

And that's what she said. Badda Boom!

Unskilled · 06-08-2021, 04:28 PM

sadly tried in my teens and thankfully I failed hard

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-08-2021, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Unskilled

sadly tried in my teens and thankfully I failed hard

Don't ever admit that again.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-08-2021, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Why would I even try?

That would be like trying to walk from New York to LA. No way I'm ever getting there. LOL

Because your dick is that small or your torso is that long?

Inquiring minds might want to know if you're fuckable.

CaptainHowdy · 06-08-2021, 05:52 PM

My bet always is that any girl that I met can do it much that I would do it (if I actually could do it) . . .

ruff · 06-08-2021, 06:43 PM

I'm going to postulate that every male has tried it. Men think about their cocks every 15 seconds until the day they die. There are just some things some men will never admit to. Like the one about measuring the length of their cock. All of us know that to the millimeter. "I've never measured it!" How many women have heard that? LOL How many men have stuck their dicks into a vacuum cleaner hose? The list goes on and on. Might as well own it. It's a magnificent appendage.

Look Chang · 06-08-2021, 06:57 PM

It doesn't turn me on that much ...

King Mark · 06-08-2021, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

I'm going to postulate that every male has tried it. Men think about their cocks every 15 seconds until the day they die. There are just some things some men will never admit to. Like the one about measuring the length of their cock. All of us know that to the millimeter. "I've never measured it!" How many women have heard that? LOL How many men have stuck their dicks into a vacuum cleaner hose? The list goes on and on. Might as well own it. It's a magnificent appendage.

I measured mine. All that other shit, can't relate. I love my penis, not risking it's life in a vacuum cleaner.

Sly · 06-08-2021, 08:56 PM

This has turned into quite the Penthouse letter.

Major (Tom) · 06-08-2021, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

This has turned into quite the Penthouse letter.

I’ve never see so many cocksuckers in one thread
Lol

escorpio · 06-08-2021, 09:27 PM

No, but only because I know there's not a fucking chance I could do it.

Major (Tom) · 06-08-2021, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

No, but only because I know there's not a fucking chance I could do it.

Lol i’d slip a disc

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ruff I have a plan B Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seattle - Miami - St Kitts Posts: 5,501	I'm going to postulate that every male has tried it. Men think about their cocks every 15 seconds until the day they die. There are just some things some men will never admit to. Like the one about measuring the length of their cock. All of us know that to the millimeter. "I've never measured it!" How many women have heard that? LOL How many men have stuck their dicks into a vacuum cleaner hose? The list goes on and on. Might as well own it. It's a magnificent appendage. __________________ CryptoFeeds

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