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lezinterracial · 08-17-2021, 04:37 AM

Hanging out in my yard. Looking in my windows. What does that mean?

machinegunkelly · 08-17-2021, 07:51 AM

Well, try this.

Give them food, and treats.

Then watch for gifts.

Crows are incredibly smart, smarter than most on this board... if you give gifts they will reciprocate ( you'll want to watch for foil, or metals, pop tabs, etc or other 'humanly' items suddenly appearing, they'll attempt to leave them for you in return. )

_Richard_ · 08-17-2021, 08:16 AM

only time i have seen that behaviour is they knew a crow was in the house

CurrentlySober · 08-17-2021, 08:48 AM

i cunt a4da crow 2 hav it follow me...

Zuzana Designs · 08-17-2021, 09:18 AM

Leave your house and burn it down immediately!

baddog · 08-17-2021, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

Leave your house and burn it down immediately!

I have seen enough movies to know this is solid advice.

Scott McD · 08-17-2021, 10:46 AM

The end is nigh !!!

8pt-buck · 08-17-2021, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Hanging out in my yard. Looking in my windows. What does that mean?

I don't know what is going on either.
Three days ago I'm in my 6th floor office sitting at the desk and a bird of some sort crashed in to the window. The windows are 5' X 3' and they do not open.

CourtneyR · 08-17-2021, 10:53 AM

A murder is following you.

JohnJD · 08-17-2021, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Hanging out in my yard. Looking in my windows. What does that mean?

Good luck is coming

MaDalton · 08-17-2021, 11:34 AM

Treat them nice and don't piss them off. They will reward good behavior.

blackmonsters · 08-17-2021, 07:06 PM

Those are "Jim Crows" that are trying to intimidate you from promoting interracial porn.

pornmasta · 08-17-2021, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Hanging out in my yard. Looking in my windows. What does that mean?

That you are nuts and they like nuts

JesseQuinn · 08-18-2021, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CourtneyR_FFN

A murder is following you.

well done

Dead · 08-18-2021, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CourtneyR_FFN

A murder is following you.

How cool is that......

CurrentlySober · 08-18-2021, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Those are "Jim Crows" that are trying to intimidate you from promoting interracial porn.

Actual Photo Of OP...

TaiGhost · 08-18-2021, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Hanging out in my yard. Looking in my windows. What does that mean?

Maybe they are seeking refuge. Help them. Last year a family of "Kites", think falcons/eagles moved into our neighborhood. Crows and pigeons disappeared. They are on the menu for kites/falcons/eagles.

CaptainHowdy · 08-18-2021, 10:11 AM

All that I could find on the internet is that they are pretty difficult to deal with:

iwantfreedom · 08-18-2021, 11:03 AM

Im also having this issue.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 08-18-2021, 07:16 PM

Here is a message just for you. =) Just listen

SBJ · 08-18-2021, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Here is a message just for you. =) Just listen

After watching this I think I need to watch The Crow with different eyes on

So inspirational.

Look Chang · 08-18-2021, 07:53 PM

"The Birds" from A. Hitchcock in 1963

SBJ · 08-18-2021, 08:21 PM

bugmenot4real · 08-19-2021, 03:11 AM

kill them or they will kill you.

NatalieMojoHost · 08-19-2021, 08:26 AM

CurrentlySober · 08-19-2021, 08:57 AM

Perhaps you have forgotten to take your VR headset off?

Jazzix · 08-19-2021, 11:54 AM

Animals go where food is and you must have something in or around your house that they like or maybe even dislike. Crows are quite intelligent compared to other birds. Do you also have an owl hanging around? They hate each other.

Just pick up a rock or a stick and they'll all split pronto.

Major (Tom) · 08-19-2021, 12:29 PM

I had this happen once too. He’d fly down, land on my shoulder. One day he starts pecking me in the head. I had to wear my lacrosse helmet during bbq’s

Jazzix · 08-19-2021, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Perhaps you have forgotten to take your VR headset off?

Just wasted a minute of my time watching this crap. Why oh why...
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The Porn Nerd · 08-19-2021, 02:07 PM

Yuck. Adam Duritz is so skanky.
I'd call the cops & get a restraining order.

ilnjscb · 08-20-2021, 05:21 AM

It means you have been elected Odin, in what must be a real disappointment for the rest of the Norse gods.

ruff · 08-20-2021, 07:04 AM

Just be glad they're not pigeons.

lock · 08-23-2021, 02:33 AM

Put your helmet on they are probably nesting and will dive bomb you.

CurrentlySober · 08-23-2021, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jazzix

Just wasted a minute of my time watching this crap. Why oh why...
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What's worse, I wasted about 18 mins of mine watching the full VR experience...

Grapesoda · 08-23-2021, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by machinegunkelly

Well, try this.

Give them food, and treats.

Then watch for gifts.

Crows are incredibly smart, smarter than most on this board... if you give gifts they will reciprocate ( you'll want to watch for foil, or metals, pop tabs, etc or other 'humanly' items suddenly appearing, they'll attempt to leave them for you in return. )

they figure covids are smarter than monkeys. I've had lots of interaction with ravens

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