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I literally got my shit together today! (Attention CurrentlySober)
I just had a new KOHLER Cimarron toilet installed to replace a 50+ year old relic.
Plus I added a non-electric bidet (Brondell) seat to it. I'm dying to take a shit now. ![]() It all looks really good and the flush is way better and smaller tank that refills fast for a second flush. ![]() ![]()
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Please post pics ASAP...
Of your shit that is, not the toilet ![]() |
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You know you could have just PM'd CS about this instead of sharing it with the class.
(That's PM'd not BM'd.)
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Very dissapoonted that the guy demonstrating it, didn't take a huge dump to really show it off... ![]() |
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way better than cheap toilets. ![]() ![]()
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Knowing that its higher up than other toilets, have you tried taking a shit in it, standing up?
*Just one leg either side of the toilet and simply 'let rip'... *Removal of pants, is indeed, optional... |
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After seeing your dishrag i can only imagine how disgusting your toilet must’ve been 😂
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24 hours later, I am very pleased!
The toilet is well worth the price, which isn't that high anyway. My first time using a bidet and I'm convinced it's a must have now. My model is cheap; but it does the job. The more expensive ones are super nice but you need electricity outlet. ![]()
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But still keeping your poo pics to yourself, for your private collection...
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It's like taunting; because my shit is so healthy. ![]()
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Grrrrrrrrr
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Because I looked that toilet up yesterday every single fucking ad in my browser is a fucking toilet damn you.
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tmi dogg tmi....
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I'm through with toilet paper, I just use it to blow my nose now. No more reaching and wiping and "inspecting" the paper. My ass is clean and I know it. ![]()
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You are depriving yourself of one of lifes, few FREE pleasures....
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