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Old 10-27-2021, 10:04 AM   #1
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I literally got my shit together today! (Attention CurrentlySober)

I just had a new KOHLER Cimarron toilet installed to replace a 50+ year old relic.
Plus I added a non-electric bidet (Brondell) seat to it.

I'm dying to take a shit now.



It all looks really good and the flush is way better and smaller tank that refills fast for a second flush.

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Old 10-27-2021, 10:25 AM   #2
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Please post pics ASAP...




Of your shit that is, not the toilet
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Old 10-27-2021, 10:29 AM   #3
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You know you could have just PM'd CS about this instead of sharing it with the class.
(That's PM'd not BM'd.)
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Old 10-27-2021, 10:35 AM   #4
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Very dissapoonted that the guy demonstrating it, didn't take a huge dump to really show it off...
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Old 10-27-2021, 11:35 AM   #5
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You know you could have just PM'd CS about this instead of sharing it with the class.
(That's PM'd not BM'd.)
PM = Private Message NOT Poo Message.

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Old 10-27-2021, 11:41 AM   #6
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Very dissapoonted that the guy demonstrating it, didn't take a huge dump to really show it off...
That's the cheap model; I got the more expensive 360 Flush swirl model and it works
way better than cheap toilets.





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Old 10-27-2021, 11:47 AM   #7
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Knowing that its higher up than other toilets, have you tried taking a shit in it, standing up?

*Just one leg either side of the toilet and simply 'let rip'...




*Removal of pants, is indeed, optional...
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Old 10-27-2021, 12:26 PM   #8
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After seeing your dishrag i can only imagine how disgusting your toilet must’ve been 😂
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After seeing your dishrag i can only imagine how disgusting your toilet must’ve been 😂
Yes but for Manchester that's considered clean.
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Old 10-28-2021, 07:38 AM   #10
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24 hours later, I am very pleased!

The toilet is well worth the price, which isn't that high anyway.

My first time using a bidet and I'm convinced it's a must have now.
My model is cheap; but it does the job. The more expensive ones are super nice but you need electricity outlet.

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Old 10-28-2021, 08:44 AM   #11
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Hmmmm, thinking of ordering one.

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24 hours later, I am very pleased!
But still keeping your poo pics to yourself, for your private collection...

NOT COOL ! Share them with us here, so we can ALL enjoy your new toilet...

Remember... Sharing IS Caring
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Old 10-28-2021, 12:00 PM   #14
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But still keeping your poo pics to yourself, for your private collection...

NOT COOL ! Share them with us here, so we can ALL enjoy your new toilet...

Remember... Sharing IS Caring
Pics are against the rules.

It's like taunting; because my shit is so healthy.

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Old 10-28-2021, 06:31 PM   #15
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Because I looked that toilet up yesterday every single fucking ad in my browser is a fucking toilet damn you.
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tmi dogg tmi....
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Because I looked that toilet up yesterday every single fucking ad in my browser is a fucking toilet damn you.
If you don't have the bidet then you deserve those commercials.
I'm through with toilet paper, I just use it to blow my nose now.

No more reaching and wiping and "inspecting" the paper.
My ass is clean and I know it.

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Old 10-29-2021, 02:22 AM   #18
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No more reaching and wiping and "inspecting" the paper.
You are depriving yourself of one of lifes, few FREE pleasures....

Do you still sniff it though?
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