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lezinterracial · 11-12-2022, 05:15 PM

how to cheat death?

plsureking · 11-12-2022, 05:59 PM

well one way is to ask death to build you a website, and then when payment is due, ghost them.

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fuzebox · 11-12-2022, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by plsureking

well one way is to ask death to build you a website, and then when payment is due, ghost them.

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Or just don't have a programmer as a grandson

Mr Pheer · 11-12-2022, 07:48 PM

I did it this past spring, but it cost 7 figures.

J. Falcon · 11-12-2022, 10:06 PM

Eat healthy, exercise, avoid stress and get enough sleep. You won't cheat death but there's a good chance you'll live longer.

Major (Tom) · 11-12-2022, 10:35 PM

Don’t get the covid vax?

plsureking · 11-13-2022, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Or just don't have a programmer as a grandson

yea working for friends or family is no bueno.

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CurrentlySober · 11-13-2022, 02:57 AM

Ask Bill & Ted - They did in their 'Bogus Journey'...

CaptainHowdy · 11-13-2022, 02:58 AM

Live as if you're already dead . . .

TheLegacy · 11-13-2022, 07:37 AM

There is research that shows that soon we can cheat death up to 200 years maybe longer.

Sadly we've done so much to our surroundings and food supplies that our bodies decay faster - yet after seeing what's around today - why would you want to cheat death? It's a very natural process and fewer and fewer are suggesting that we just don't blink into nothingness that something is there.

Let's look at it another way - for millions of years you existed in a particle form - then you were born - you hang around for maybe 80 to 90 years best - then return to that same particle form you once were. Nothing to fear about death outside of clearing your history file on your computer.

But check the research out

https://bgr.com/science/new-miracle-...-to-200-years/

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...-timeline.html

plsureking · 11-13-2022, 07:51 AM

wellllll..... technically....

there's a heaven for a G...

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blackmonsters · 11-13-2022, 07:56 AM

Check your blood pressure.

RyuLion · 11-13-2022, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Eat healthy, exercise, avoid stress and get enough sleep. You won't cheat death but there's a good chance you'll live longer.

BOOM!

fuzebox · 11-13-2022, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by plsureking

yea working for friends or family is no bueno.

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Was referring to the classic excuse that someone couldn't finish the contract because their grandparent died

baddog · 11-13-2022, 01:59 PM

Don't die.

Look Chang · 11-13-2022, 10:44 PM

Reduce the number of candles on your birthday cake ...

plsureking · 11-14-2022, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Was referring to the classic excuse that someone couldn't finish the contract because their grandparent died

that excuses list could be a long thread. colmike has a lot of them

(you know you do Mike

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Zuzana Designs · 11-14-2022, 07:52 AM

plsureking · 11-14-2022, 09:11 AM

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that didn't work

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TheLegacy · 11-14-2022, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

how to cheat death?

You want to cheat death? Have a great life !!

That way death will feel cheated that you lived life to the fullest and had nothing left to loose

CaptainHowdy · 11-15-2022, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

You want to cheat death? Have a great life !!

That way death will feel cheated that you lived life to the fullest and had nothing left to loose

Death loves those guys that live life to the fullest . . .

Matyko · 11-16-2022, 03:36 AM

ask for LSD injection when you are dying. Like Aldous Huxley did.

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