Hot or Not Tube Ace, inside!

[Kittens]

What do you say you and I get oiled up and wrassle like a bunch of sweaty pigs. First one to tap out gets kissed.

[Tube Ace]

Watermelon Jello only. Then you have to eat all of it after taping out. That sounds like a win-win for you, doesn't it?

[CaptainHowdy]

[Tube Ace]

^ I'm not even gonna ask...

But one thing I do know is...

[brassmonkey]

[Kittens]

So you don't want to wrassle because you feel you may get a boner? Understandable.

[Tube Ace]

No sexy Str8dom talk for free.. meet me on CB. You can be my first paypig

[Kittens]

Unlike you, I've never had to pay for sex.

[Tube Ace]

That's true. You've never had sex with anyone but yourself.

[Kittens]

Fucked yo greasy mom last night. She wants you out of her basement btw.

[Tube Ace]

Sorry bruh, I don't have time for this bullshit today. I get booty calls in the morning as well (she's a hotel receptionist), so I've got some new 😺 on the way over now.





Have fun in 🌈 fantasy land.

✌️

[Tube Ace]

Oh look, ya boy got options. I might have to make it a double-header this afternoon...

[Kittens]

You're trying to hard to pretend you're not a glizzy gladiator.

[Tube Ace]

The fact that I had to google "glizzy gladiator", a term you are obviously familiar with says everything I need to know about you.

MODS: how is this not considered sexual harassment?

I have made it clear several times on this forum I am not interested in homosexual activities.

FUCK OFF.

I have your photo saved and will report you to your local authorities for whatever possible crimes I can have you prosecuted for.



This is your last warning.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

MODS: how is this not considered sexual harassment?

How about the fact that you seemed to be all in if it was Jello?

[Kittens]

Bro has a photo of me saved for fap sessions and claims he's not into throat goating glizzy. Okay.

[NatalieK]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Watermelon Jello only. Then you have to eat all of it after taping out. That sounds like a win-win for you, doesn't it?

Kitten, my partner, when 12 stone and now 15 stone is amazing at is, so, (no offence meant) you´re word´s slightly incorrect, not wrestling, is grappling...


part of Thai boxing


Tube, grapple with kitten & see who´s on the floor first, would be great to watch and after i´d be willing to make it porn too

[Kittens]

Originally Posted by NatalieK

Tube, grapple with kitten & see who´s on the floor first, would be great to watch and after i´d be willing to make it porn too

I am heterosexual and only wrassle other heterosexuals so I cannot wrassle Tube Ace anymore. He saved my photo to fap to, I'm concerned he's not as heterosexual as he claims.

[NatalieK]

Originally Posted by Kittens

I am heterosexual and only wrassle other heterosexuals so I cannot wrassle Tube Ace anymore. He saved my photo to fap to, I'm concerned he's not as heterosexual as he claims.

awww would have loved to see you both grapple and i come inbetween you both...

your dicks on my tits and a fantastic 3some, fuck yeah

[NatalieK]

this was 3 guys, but i know i could share you both equally....

https://pornzog.com/video/13076315/n...pt1-bonus-vid/


come on

[TheLegacy]

Originally Posted by Kittens

Fucked yo greasy mom last night. She wants you out of her basement btw.

What's funny is he doesn't care that you fucked his mom last night - what is concerning to him is that after your visit his dog was walking funny.

[Kittens]

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

What's funny is he doesn't care that you fucked his mom last night - what is concerning to him is that after your visit his dog was walking funny.

[Tube Ace]

NO MEANS NO, HOMOS!

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by baddog

How about the fact that you seemed to be all in if it was Jello?

Yeah, I need his location. Might have somebody drop by.

Originally Posted by NatalieK

this was 3 guys, but i know i could share you both equally....

https://pornzog.com/video/13076315/n...pt1-bonus-vid/


come on

Well, you lay on your back pretty well. My dick has to be the star of the show, though.

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

What's funny is he doesn't care that you fucked his mom last night - what is concerning to him is that after your visit his dog was walking funny.

My mother is a devout Catholic and does not have pre-marital sex.

She's has been a born-again virgin since my brother was conceived in 1985. My father is the only man she had been with her entire life. She will be 70 next year.

I don't know whose pooch he screwed, but I don't have one... plus, I wouldn't be bragging about bestiality.

[TheLegacy]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

My mother is a devout Catholic and does not have pre-marital sex.

She's has been a born-again virgin since my brother was conceived in 1985. My father is the only man she had been with her entire life. She will be 70 next year.

I don't know whose pooch he screwed, but I don't have one... plus, I wouldn't be bragging about bestiality.

[sarettah]

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Which is why if I ever got married, she would have to be a virgin. It's how I was raised.

[TheLegacy]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Which is why if I ever got married, she would have to be a virgin. It's how I was raised.

Ok well first - the joke was directed at Kitten and NOT you. Actually I was defending you until you turned it around and started attacking me and my choice of words. Kitten took the joke well and laughed - then suddenly you went all Mormon on me.

That's fine to have the goals and hope you find what you're looking for but don't forget the webmaster board you're on or the industry which seems to be in direct opposition to the values you're projecting in this thread.

Now - the question is - are you a virgin? I mean you're demanding a lot from the girl but are you as well offering the same values to her that you're wanting?

I mean the CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males ages 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins ages 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins ages 40 to 44

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/a...y-loss/284412/

It can happen and know someone in their late 70's who married a woman also in her 70's who was a virgin but those are very few today.

That being said - for whatever my opinion is worth - you need to chill out and not take things to seriously on this board. I'm sure if you met kitten at a trade show you'd be having drinks and laughing. I often found this to be true that people just create their board personalities that are different than real life.

Good luck

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Ok well first - the joke was directed at Kitten and NOT you. Actually I was defending you until you turned it around and started attacking me and my choice of words. Kitten took the joke well and laughed - then suddenly you went all Mormon on me.

Exactly how do you think I was attacking you?

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Now - the question is - are you a virgin? I mean you're demanding a lot from the girl but are you as well offering the same values to her that you're wanting?

Of course, I'm not a virgin, I've been with hundreds of women, before even I got my passport. Two different girls within an hour yesterday.

I'm not demanding a lot. Everyone is born a virgin, but not everyone is born a multi-millionaire. My virgin wife would never have to work a day in her life, only fulfilling her duties as a mother.

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

I'm sure if you met kitten at a trade show you'd be having drinks and laughing. I often found this to be true that people just create their board personalities that are different than real life.

Good luck

I'm not Canadian. Where I'm from, you'll get checked quick for disrespecting a female family member. I've seen lots of kids get their heads knocked off and jaws broken for less than what he said about my mother. We don't play that shit.

[TheLegacy]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

I'm not Canadian. Where I'm from, you'll get checked quick for disrespecting a female family member. I've seen lots of kids get their heads knocked off and jaws broken for less than what he said about my mother. We don't play that shit.

which begs the question - where are you from? trying to get insights as to who you are

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

which begs the question - where are you from? trying to get insights as to who you are

The US state with the highest murder, incarceration and single mother household rates per capita.

[Tube Ace]

Beautiful women want masculine men.

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Of course, I'm not a virgin, I've been with hundreds of women, before even I got my passport. Two different girls within an hour yesterday.

so at $30 per lady, that's $60. was that for an hour or the whole night?


I don't know the cost over there, just going by what you wrote last year

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

instead of blowing hundreds or even thousands of dollars taking women on dates, I'm going to bang $30 hookers here in Mexico

no shade, just funny in light of you posting screencaps of working gyals uh, working in setting up new 'dates'

you're like the dude who thinks Chantal at the strip club fell in love with him

don't get me wrong, sw'ers (cammers, dancers, RL providers, whatever) CAN actually care (sometimes deeply) about clients and consider them friends, but Tube, if it's a strictly a job as indicated by your hyper-posting of those texts, Mexican sw'ers aren't all that into you. neither asked you how you stay, how was your day. real talk stuff. kind of a huge indicator

and no I did not bookmark that thread or anything weird like that. not gonna tread on your purview. just recalled that you wrote that and goog'ed 'prostitutes tubeace site:gfy.com' and lo and behold, t'was the first result


now go post that hella old pic of me from when I was sick. trying to shame me (PS not shamed, your efforts to do so were comical. I had to gain weight to be back to 100% and look back fondly on that at least. miss hip bone bruises when I slept. loved being skinny even though no else did)


here's one shot tonight after a show for an update to my ava from a few months back. needed to shoot a custom anyway so a two in one thing. pic footage then the actual vid. I changed my top for the latter though




proof of date




ladies treating you well over there Tube? I hope at that price you tip them massive but get you've been through some rough economic times as per your own words

plying with them with food and wine is excellent

at least you have some manners. anyone who enters you home is a guest and should be treated with respect and hospitality


just yeah, they totally love your dick and not what it can provide for them as um, their job


again no shade on any of y'all and more power to the ladies involved

hope they can help distract you from the anguish of waiting on a call from Chantal

[TheLegacy]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

here's one shot tonight after a show for an update to my ava from a few months back. needed to shoot a custom anyway so a two in one thing. pic footage then the actual vid. I changed my top for the latter though

Absolutely stunning. I've always tell women that if you fall in love with the eyes that no matter what the years do to the body - you'll still fall in love like the first day you saw each other. You are beautiful the way you are - period.

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Beautiful women want masculine men.

Now - Ace - I'm sorry but holding someone else up to a standard you're not willing to meet is called being a hypocritic. Try for a second to think like your potential future wife - who meets this guy who's highest value is a virgin and someone like his mom - yet when she finds out that you've paid for hookers regularly - even twice in a short period of time - do you think she's going to feel happy that she saved herself for this? Much less she can trust you?

BTW for the record - masculine men if that's what you think don't need to pay for hookers. If you're saying women are attracted to that then there is no need to pay for sex is there? A true man is not defined by how many women he's fucked - that just makes you patient zero. That BS thinking went out a long long time ago and with it you'll either end up in jail with abuse charges or along in a seniors home with no family or wife to visit you because you're to arrogant.

So don't think you have the right to judge anyone unless you yourself live a life to your standards. That is not what a man is... that isn't what integrity is. For over 30 years in this industry I can't think of any time or anyone that knew me that didn't say that I had a different moral and ethical code for doing business an for life - but that I always lived what I preached. I know I work in porn - but am proud of the family and friends that have come from it over the years.

Good luck on your journey but remember down the road what i said when you get older that changing your attitude will make your life happier rather than miserable.

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Absolutely stunning. I've always tell women that if you fall in love with the eyes that no matter what the years do to the body - you'll still fall in love like the first day you saw each other. You are beautiful the way you are - period.

Get in line!

[TheLegacy]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Get in line!

LOL... I'm married. I'm not in line just stating the obvious

[Kittens]

This whole thread, fuck I'm in literal tears laughing I can't read half the stuff anymore.

Thanks for starting my week off with a jolly laugh, Tube Ace. Your pathetic-ness is awe inspiring, hilarious and a bit cringy.

Don't change.

[adultinnovation]

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Absolutely stunning.

we got different ideas of stunning





nomsayin'

[Kittens]

Originally Posted by adultinnovation

we got different ideas of stunning





nomsayin'

Are these the same girl? I can't tell, they're so average looking.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

so at $30 per lady, that's $60. was that for an hour or the whole night?


I don't know the cost over there, just going by what you wrote last year



no shade, just funny in light of you posting screencaps of working gyals uh, working in setting up new 'dates'

Read carefully, sweetheart:



These aren't hookers. Even though I've spent far more on dinner dates, taxis, drinks (not complaining because I've got to eat meals too) on these women than paying a pro's hourly fee.

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

you're like the dude who thinks Chantal at the strip club fell in love with him

Honey, the first 3 times I went to a strip club alone (my gf took me for first time on my 21st birthday, so I'm not counting that) I left with one of the dancers or cocktail waitresses, while having less than $100 to my name. I'm not some dork-ass square girls see as a mark or walking ATM. These dancers/waitresses obviously wanted to fuck me because they were attracted to me. I didn't lie or offer them money or drugs to go home with me. They just vibed with a young, tall, blond, pretty boy motherfucker with game and a bulge in his Levi's.

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

here's one shot tonight after a show for an update to my ava from a few months back. needed to shoot a custom anyway so a two in one thing. pic footage then the actual vid. I changed my top for the latter though




proof of date

Here's a photo of the Titanic sinking I just took 2 minutes ago.



proof of date

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

ladies treating you well over there Tube? I hope at that price you tip them massive but get you've been through some rough economic times as per your own words

plying with them with food and wine is excellent

Yeah, I'm in the top 1% of income in Mexico, making more than a Mexican doctor - so it's pretty easy dating multiple women at a time, whenever I choose so.

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

at least you have some manners. anyone who enters you home is a guest and should be treated with respect and hospitality

I always treat people with respect. I was raised I nice little Catholic boy.

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

just yeah, they totally love your dick and not what it can provide for them as um, their job

again no shade on any of y'all and more power to the ladies involved

hope they can help distract you from the anguish of waiting on a call from Chantal

I don't have to pay for hookers to get sex. Considering the way modern women treat men in the dating market, the average female on dating apps behaves like prostitutes anyway which leaves a lot of men sexually frustrated when looking for a loyal gf or wife, I recommend men from the US to get their passport and start dating and seeking wives or sex dolls abroad.



Half of men in the US have given up on dating entirely.



Due to the hypergamous nature of women, the top 20% of men are dating 80% of the women, creating a polyamorous society, which of course women blame men for without realizing they are expecting to obtain men out of their own leagues due to their unchecked delusion from listening to their miserable single friends and simps (who the females have no attraction to anyway).



Men of my stature don't go unnoticed very easily. Western men are treated like Gods and Rock Stars in foreign lands. I look like the leading Hollywood men that women are used to seeing as heroes and good protectors and providers in the movies. It's so easy for me to get women, it's almost not even a challenge or fun anymore.




Here's another female half my age I dated, who is not a hooker (law student):

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by adultinnovation

we got different ideas of stunning





nomsayin'

You can see women this beautiful every day in Brazil, Colombia and Argentina waiting at the bus stop commuting to their jobs which pay the equivalent of $4 USD/hr. In Maimi, she would be the sugar baby of a millionaire.

These women will literally fight each other for our attention. Just ask my ex-girlfriend from England who showed up to a bar an hour after I got there and had a woman from South America already all over me and wanting to claw my GF's eyes out for a chance to get with me.

[adultinnovation]

no you can't

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by Kittens

This whole thread, fuck I'm in literal tears laughing I can't read half the stuff anymore.

Thanks for starting my week off with a jolly laugh, Tube Ace. Your pathetic-ness is awe inspiring, hilarious and a bit cringy.

Don't change.

I'm glad your neckbeard-self is amused. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two from me such as dressing well, grooming and fitness so you won't have to simulate sex with prehistoric creature plastic toys while pretending not to be a miserable incel.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by adultinnovation

no you can't

I've traveled the world. Been there, done that. I've seen it with my own eyes.







^ That's a lot of single young women looking for a man.

[Tube Ace]

Threads bearing my name get more views than threads with half-naked women in swimwear.

[Kittens]

Bruvva the only reason these threads got views is because everyone laughing at me making fun of you.

You only drew in the views because you're the subject of ridicule.

[JesseQuinn]

way to spoil the plot Kittens

[Kittens]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

way to spoil the plot Kittens

Sorry, sometimes you gotta pop that balloon growing on his head.

[Tube Ace]

[Kittens]

Bro so in the closet ashamed of himself that he writes paragraphs after paragraphs and even digs up youtube videos and pictures of men he masturbates to to show us how not gay he is.