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Old 02-04-2025, 11:15 PM   #51
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I have no evidence of this, but I think some alcoholics must have a gene that converts alcohol into caffeine (not really, but becomes a stimulant) because when I drink, I eventually hit a wall of a comfortable drunken slumber, and sometimes I have the nicest little drunk cat naps, but I've had friends that when they drink, it wakes them up, and if they keep drinking they keep staying awake... but the longer they drink for, the more crazy their behavior comes, and then the crack or cocaine is going, and next thing you know the sun is rising and everyone is jonsing for more booze and maybe you find a bottle in the freezer to last until the liquor store opens and then the most sober person drives to pick up at 10 AM, then when they get back to the crib with the 60oz and beers, everyone power dials the dealer and then they deliver at 12 Noon and then people head to the beach in the summer like that... so fucking crazy if you really get into the alcoholic and coke head lifestyle. You can go for 48+ hours drinking hundreds of dollars of booze and coke and just be living in a crazy manic headspace... until the coke or booze or money runs out!

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Old 02-05-2025, 03:00 AM   #52
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Old 02-05-2025, 05:08 PM   #53
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Old 02-05-2025, 05:53 PM   #54
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Faggot. Keisha. No wonder you are so desperate to lie about the women you wished you had.
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Old 02-05-2025, 05:54 PM   #55
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You "last book" somehow went stealth through those. Should I post the 3 reviews it got?
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Old 02-05-2025, 09:01 PM   #56
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you seriously just followed el C's track with one depicting a chica with no job who lives at home with her parents

what glorying heights you aspire to
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Old 02-06-2025, 02:39 AM   #57
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You "last book" somehow went stealth through those. Should I post the 3 reviews it got?
Weird, my last book, which I released in 2024, has no reviews:

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0CXLJTLKV
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Old 02-06-2025, 02:40 AM   #58
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Faggot. Keisha. No wonder you are so desperate to lie about the women you wished you had.
Haha there was no lying, if I had my Facebook account from 13+ years ago, you could go look!

What's wrong with Keisha? It's a silly, upbeat song. I remember people thought it was cheese back when it came out, but chicks looooved to dance to it!
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Old 02-06-2025, 02:41 AM   #59
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you seriously just followed el C's track with one depicting a chica with no job who lives at home with her parents

what glorying heights you aspire to
Sounds like someone forgets the fun and innocence of her youth, lighten up, sheesh!
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When you don't drink you see this clip differently

Intoxicated chick with a 2 stage alcoholism who willing to fuck for a bottle of beer
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Old 02-06-2025, 03:45 AM   #61
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Well, if you want to go down the Ke$ha rabbithole, it makes sense she had that image if you believe her allegations against Dr. Luke, and then if you look at her later album in 2017 her image is much cleaner.

It was a major party anthem of 2009, it had so much pop at the time!
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This is the wrong type of Alcoholics thread but here is a few quotes that motivate me...

"I drink to make other people more interesting." - Ernest Hemingway

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra

"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk." - Charlie Chaplin

"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

"I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra



A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W. C. Fields

“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”
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I've quit drinking before. The last time was 8.5 months after I was in a hospital for a month back in 2008 but I found life way too boring to sit at home all the time. Now I don't drink to excess like I used to because of gout but I still drink 8-10 mixed drinks most nights. I had to give up beer because that is the worst for gout.

Also since this is an alcoholic thread if anyone else has gout the thing that helps me the most in the decade plus I've had it is 2-3 Potassium Citrate pills a day.
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Old 02-06-2025, 08:32 AM   #63
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As this is a wrong type of the thread I just added some info to your motivation)

Ernest Hemingway
self-inflicted gunshot wound to his head
Frank Sinatra
a heart attack
Charlie Chaplin
a stroke
W. C. Fields
a gastric hemorrhage

Benjamin Franklin
alcohol non-related
Chelsea Handler
alive

And here we are talking about very notorious people with obviously ADVANCED genetics.
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Old 02-06-2025, 11:26 AM   #64
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Weird, my last book, which I released in 2024, has no reviews:

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0CXLJTLKV
And you still don't get a clue?

Than its the other one. You now the one that you let Russian kids who post here to edit. "me touch her servix, he screams very much loud".
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Haha there was no lying, if I had my Facebook account from 13+ years ago, you could go look!

What's wrong with Keisha? It's a silly, upbeat song. I remember people thought it was cheese back when it came out, but chicks looooved to dance to it!
No, nothing. We had sissies in school too.
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