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Huggles · 02-17-2025, 09:44 PM

In the vast range of human experiences, I ponder out loud, and I ask of my fellow GFY-kin folk...

Of the horrible human conditions that can befell us, in general, I propose that one of the WORST feelings is having wet socks. What's seriously worse than cold, wet socks. You can, of course, get used to it if your entire body is struggling to trek home through snow, or if you fell into a lake fully-clothed, wet socks could be the least of your worries. But if you're just waking up, going to the kitchen and see the dawn's sun peeking over the horizon in the kitchen window, if you, at that moment in your warm thermal socks, then discover your sink has leaked, that feeling of icy cold toes wrapped in a cloth net of low temperature discomfort stabs like little mean daggers between your toes; all this before your first morning java... fuuuuuuuck!

If you have nice, dry, warm toes right meow... be thankful.

Ommmm. Namaste.

Publisher Bucks · 02-18-2025, 02:06 AM

I thought this was a Team Apu thread for a moment about another bs OF niche they'd made up LOL

Huggles · 02-18-2025, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Publisher Bucks

I thought this was a Team Apu thread for a moment about another bs OF niche they'd made up LOL

No, no... this was a Huggles original after dealing with some fucking stupid shit where I renewed my fucking license somewhere, but because their renewal system is easy for the end user to screw up and use old credentials that, somehow, aren't linked with the account you just renewed under, I sat for 48+ hours with no license after I paid, and so I fucking got SUPER fucking frustrated and had to get fucking drunk because I literally JUST FUCKING WAITED DAYS TO AFFORD THE FUCKING LICENSE, JUST TO WAIT DAYS AGAIN TO USE IT and shit was soooooooooo fucking irritating that the only thing I could compare it fucking to, is having wet fucking socks.

Talk about fucking irritating, holy mother of fuck.

At least tomorrow when I wake up, I can finally get started. The little things in life that make you stop and wait and really, really savour the utter frustration of life where, despite your best intentions, shit happens and you get completely fucked over on your time and effort, and it just really fucking stings. I should have just bought a second fucking membership and then refunded the one that was lost in limbo, then I could've already got started and wouldn't have fucking drank on Monday because I was sitting here juuuuuuuuuuuust fucking waiting to get started, and incredibly annoyed to the point where I had to slam liquor just to ease the pain of sitting here staring "license is expired" after I had already paid 2 days ago.

The whole fact that I had to wait to afford the license, then had to wait AGAIN just to use it after I paid, that was such a kick in the balls of life. Talk about nuclear levels of frustration.

CaptainHowdy · 02-18-2025, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Publisher Bucks

I thought this was a Team Apu thread for a moment about another bs OF niche they'd made up LOL

. . .

At a certain age new socks are the best gift you can ever get . . .

CurrentlySober · 02-18-2025, 07:49 AM

I think it depends upon exactly how the socks got wet to begin with... I mean, getting caught by a wave on the seashore, as you walk along the beach for an evening stroll, would feel pretty bad - You'd probably have to go home early to change them...

However, if they got wet from the urine soaked floor, of a dirty mens restroom, where you deliberately removed your shoes before entering? Well, that would be a different matter entirely!

NatalieK · 02-18-2025, 12:45 PM

horrible feeling with feet cold as ice, yes, the toes need big socks, or just put the heater on and sit by it hun xxx

Look Chang · 02-18-2025, 09:43 PM

Stop masturbating in you socks.

Huggles · 02-19-2025, 10:56 PM

Weather hit 0c, so a mini-melt has begun!

The ceiling is leaking drips right on my desk and I borrowed an umbrella to sit under so I could do my uploads of my newest compilation format, but my socks get wet if I don't wear my heavy boots at my desk.

Before you even ask, I'm not even touching the ceiling repair because with my luck, the entire ceiling will cave in!

Uploading porn... let's GOOOOOOOOO!!!

naughtylaura · 02-21-2025, 10:23 AM

Eurgh yeah, too true!

ANAL PASTE · 02-21-2025, 11:34 AM

I can't believe OP is still single and unemployed.

Huggles · 02-21-2025, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE

I can't believe OP is still single and unemployed.

2020-2024 was the worst and most difficult period of my life!

The comeback is going to be glorious.

Publisher Bucks · 02-21-2025, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by anal paste

i can't believe op is still single and unemployed.

the covids did it!

Huggles · 02-21-2025, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Publisher Bucks

the covids did it!

Well, currently in Canada, there is a massive push for buying "Canada only" and "Canadian patriotism" along with boycotting anything from the USA.

Again, Huggles was ahead of the curve, boycotting an American vaccine that didn't even work, for an American-made illness funded by American tax dollars, and the cure went to American companies that if you didn't take it in Canada, the Canadian government punished you for refusing the American product!

Publisher Bucks · 02-21-2025, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Well, currently in Canada, there is a massive push for buying "Canada only" and "Canadian patriotism" along with boycotting anything from the USA.

Which has absolutely NOTHING to do with covid or vaccines, its because that dumb-ass that the uneducated, Redneck, racists, white-trash backwoods sister fuckers got elected to office is taxing Canadian imports instead of lowering the price of eggs.

You're mental delusions in trying to attach anything even remotely negative to covid are starting to show...

Huggles · 02-21-2025, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Publisher Bucks

Which has absolutely NOTHING to do with covid or vaccines,

Oh buddy, come on, drop your anger from your tone and actually critically think here.

Do you believe, that the father of "operation warp speed", Trump, is actually NOT on the same team as Trudeau?

They're on the same team. The tariff threats will not cause 1 multi-millionaire, 1 billionaire, not 1 politician or media person any lost sleep, no missed meals, and no worries. The elite have absolutely nothing to fear from tariffs because they will not be pushed into any hardship. During COVID, we saw the rich and elite able to travel and do anything they wanted pretty much. Do you remember how many celebrities got millions of dollars in "loans", for free?

Do you remember how many billionaires doubled or tripled their wealth during COVID? How much money did Elon make during COVID?

Give your head a shake pal. You're barking up the tree you've been trained to bark at. The entire "Canada VS USA" thing is completely fake and gay, it's not even real, it is just pandemic 2.0 mass-activation of the NPCs to wrap themselves in the flag, which now "wave the flag" and "buy Canadian" is the new "wear the mask" and "take the vaccine", it is all over this country like a flick of a switch. Funny how the 4nations hockey tournament has become this lightning rod for sunshine patriots to suddenly be Canada First and sooooo patriotic!

The elite and ultra-powerful never let a crisis go to waste. This fake crisis with Trump is going to allow Trudeau and gang to slip Mark Carney in as the leader of Canada under the guise of "Canada First!!!" and this country will continue funneling all power, cultural output, money and control upwards. Canada is basically a giant social experiment and we've got to be one of the most heavily propagandized nations on Earth. If you are intelligent and even ask questions or point out things that seem odd, other Canadians will rip into you as if skepticism is somehow a bad thing.

The Emperor's New Clothes - this has been a theme across different societies for centuries, because actual wisdom over generations of human beings tells us that people CAN AND WILL fall for a collective illusion because the social pressure to conform can be so great, that most people will just break and go along with it. It takes extreme bravery, or the free mind of a child or the artist, to be able to stand up and say "holy fuck people, that mother fucker has no clothes!"

Now all of the clapping seal, NPC Canadians on alllllll social media have neatly divided themselves into either the super pro-Liberal party, "Canada First!!!" blind loyal establishment hacks, or their opposition is the low-buck racist "51st staters" who meme everything in the opposite direction of the above... yet BOTH SIDES for the most part, pushed the COVID vaccine and discussions about just how poisonous the clot shot was are simply never talked about. It is completely memoryholed and now everything is Canada VS USA while the real crimes committed against the Canadian and American people go completely uninvestigated and forgotten.

The world's a stage, and if you buy into what the TV and influencers are telling you, you're already just another member of the audience, watching in a trance.

Publisher Bucks · 02-21-2025, 02:07 PM

#MentalHealth

CyberHustler · 02-21-2025, 04:43 PM

Huggles, you could probably lift yourself out of poverty by blogging on Reddit and adding a cashapp link to your profile.

CaptainHowdy · 02-21-2025, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Huggles, you could probably lift yourself out of poverty by blogging on Reddit and adding a cashapp link to your profile.

If I understood well he said he was booted out of Reddit ? ?

Huggles · 02-21-2025, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

If I understood well he said he was booted out of Reddit ? ?

My real name is banned site-wide and the admins delete anything to do with me. You can't even post my book to make fun of it because my name triggers some flag that removes anything to do with me. At least it was up to 2023 when I last checked.

This happened during GamerGate when I published a post that broke down the alledged connections between all of the people involved and it was pretty damning evidence that was all publicly available. Any comprehensive post like that is damaging to the system so with that post my account was wiped and any accounts I've ever made since are perma-banned as soon as Reddit finds out it's me.

NoWhErE · 02-21-2025, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

My real name is banned site-wide and the admins delete anything to do with me. You can't even post my book to make fun of it because my name triggers some flag that removes anything to do with me. At least it was up to 2023 when I last checked.

This happened during GamerGate when I published a post that broke down the alledged connections between all of the people involved and it was pretty damning evidence that was all publicly available. Any comprehensive post like that is damaging to the system so with that post my account was wiped and any accounts I've ever made since are perma-banned as soon as Reddit finds out it's me.

Lol yeah its definitely a conspiracy against you and definitely not part of your lifelong pattern of getting banned from every platform because of mental issues

Huggles · 02-21-2025, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Lol yeah its definitely a conspiracy against you and definitely not part of your lifelong pattern of getting banned from every platform because of mental issues

2 Live Crew was at the top of their game when they wrote "Banned in the USA", maybe my generation is just built different. Shit was soooooo cool when I was 12. Kind of makes sense to be in the adult business, a business where a lot of people will look down on you for being in, because it can, and does, offend people.

NoWhErE · 02-21-2025, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

2 Live Crew was at the top of their game when they wrote "Banned in the USA", maybe my generation is just built different. Shit was soooooo cool when I was 12. Kind of makes sense to be in the adult business, a business where a lot of people will look down on you for being in, because it can, and does, offend people.

We’re the same generation. Also, you are incapable of staying on topic

Huggles · 02-21-2025, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

We’re the same generation. Also, you are incapable of staying on topic

What year did you sell out?

ANAL PASTE · 02-21-2025, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Huggles, you could probably lift yourself out of poverty by blogging on Reddit and adding a cashapp link to your profile.

That and Tik Tok. I hear people making thousand of dollars sitting doing battles and bitching about being poor. One girl was pulling 20K a month with 1.2 million subscribers.

Huggles · 02-21-2025, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE

That and Tik Tok. I hear people making thousand of dollars sitting doing battles and bitching about being poor. One girl was pulling 20K a month with 1.2 million subscribers.

Does anyone remember that dude from LiveLeak that used to chug 26'ers and he got huge donations from fans and basically lived off chugging vodka for money?

Living the dream...

NoWhErE · 02-22-2025, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

What year did you sell out?

What year did you cut off your balls and transition to being a whiny cunt?

Publisher Bucks · 02-22-2025, 06:07 AM

Huggles seems like the type of person who gets upset in public because someone walks too close to them and then heads back to their car, turns on their phone and records themselves crying to post on TikTok about how its 'teh covids' and 'teh governments' fault he has mental health issues...

TheLegacy · 02-22-2025, 08:38 AM

I can handle wet socks - what is more difficult is having pants that are wet on the front and it looks like you pee'd when in fact it was either snow or you spilled a drink. The look - stares and stupid comments only adds to the embarrassment.

CyberHustler · 02-22-2025, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

My real name is banned site-wide and the admins delete anything to do with me. You can't even post my book to make fun of it because my name triggers some flag that removes anything to do with me. At least it was up to 2023 when I last checked.

This happened during GamerGate when I published a post that broke down the alledged connections between all of the people involved and it was pretty damning evidence that was all publicly available. Any comprehensive post like that is damaging to the system so with that post my account was wiped and any accounts I've ever made since are perma-banned as soon as Reddit finds out it's me.

This is not an excuse. Reddit is literally the easiest platform to play with alternative/burner names on.

At this stage you have to get over the idea of trying to be a hero and saving the world with your "truths". Transition to making your ramblings "r/TrueUnpopularOpinion"s and get to the 💰

02-17-2025, 09:44 PM	#1
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 10,416	Wet socks In the vast range of human experiences, I ponder out loud, and I ask of my fellow GFY-kin folk... Of the horrible human conditions that can befell us, in general, I propose that one of the WORST feelings is having wet socks. What's seriously worse than cold, wet socks. You can, of course, get used to it if your entire body is struggling to trek home through snow, or if you fell into a lake fully-clothed, wet socks could be the least of your worries. But if you're just waking up, going to the kitchen and see the dawn's sun peeking over the horizon in the kitchen window, if you, at that moment in your warm thermal socks, then discover your sink has leaked, that feeling of icy cold toes wrapped in a cloth net of low temperature discomfort stabs like little mean daggers between your toes; all this before your first morning java... fuuuuuuuck! If you have nice, dry, warm toes right meow... be thankful. Ommmm. Namaste. __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

02-18-2025, 02:06 AM	#2
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02-18-2025, 07:49 AM	#5
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,483	I think it depends upon exactly how the socks got wet to begin with... I mean, getting caught by a wave on the seashore, as you walk along the beach for an evening stroll, would feel pretty bad - You'd probably have to go home early to change them... However, if they got wet from the urine soaked floor, of a dirty mens restroom, where you deliberately removed your shoes before entering? Well, that would be a different matter entirely! __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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02-18-2025, 09:43 PM	#7
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02-19-2025, 10:56 PM	#8
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 10,416	Weather hit 0c, so a mini-melt has begun! The ceiling is leaking drips right on my desk and I borrowed an umbrella to sit under so I could do my uploads of my newest compilation format, but my socks get wet if I don't wear my heavy boots at my desk. Before you even ask, I'm not even touching the ceiling repair because with my luck, the entire ceiling will cave in! Uploading porn... let's GOOOOOOOOO!!! __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

02-21-2025, 10:23 AM	#9
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02-21-2025, 11:34 AM	#10
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02-21-2025, 04:43 PM	#17
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02-22-2025, 06:07 AM	#27
Publisher Bucks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: New Orleans, Louisiana. / Newcastle, England. Posts: 1,111	Huggles seems like the type of person who gets upset in public because someone walks too close to them and then heads back to their car, turns on their phone and records themselves crying to post on TikTok about how its 'teh covids' and 'teh governments' fault he has mental health issues... __________________ NOTHING TO SEE HERE

02-22-2025, 08:38 AM	#28
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