Rant Anyone else here suffer from extremely powerful nocturnal erections?

[CurrentlySober]

Recently I've been waking up in the middle of the night with a cock so hard and solid it could cut glass! Basically making it impossible to go back to sleep! However, I'm so tired that I cant be assed to beat myself off, so I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place!

I just want it to go away so I can sleep? Any ideas? What's the best way to lose an erection without ejaculation?

[mrmister]

Take estrogen pills

[CrystalPalace]

All the time

[mechanicvirus]

I suffer from semi-reading GFY threads, going "heh" then clicking x

[Publisher Bucks]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

What's the best way to lose an erection without ejaculation?

Wallpaper your bedroom with pics of Maggie Thatcher? Kier Starmer? Jacob Rees-Mogg?

[TheLegacy]

You sure it's an erection or very hard solid poop?

[Look Chang]

Ask your wife for a little help . . .

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

You sure it's an erection or very hard solid poop?

Wishful thinking...

Deffo an erection - Like I have just swallowed an entire pack of viagra in one go!
Actually didn't happen last night - First time in a week or so - I slept through...

Guess I must have needed it? But annoying and borderline painful when it happens...

I tried asking Doctor Google about it but he says

Regular nighttime erections can actually signal that your body is in good health, A healthy man can expect to get hard three to five times per night, each one lasting between 30 and 60 minutes

Yet these are so hard its like its going to burst!

If it continues, I shall actually visit a doctor in real life I think - I cant keep missing all this sleep!

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by Look Chang

Ask your wife for a little help . . .

I wish...

i cunt a4da wife...

[VikingMan]

Dead puppies

[CyberHustler]

I think this is normal. Happens randomly my whole life. When I was way younger, it lead to wet dreams sometimes. Sometimes I just have to late-night piss, and it goes away.

Have you recently also gotten your health better? Maybe your dick is actually working fine now and wasn't before.

Not roasting.

Edit: seems google basically said the same shit. Maybe I should read entire threads before posting. I suggest rubbing one out when this happens, regardless if you want to or not, if the sleep is so important. I can't really comprehend suffering through a raging boner and losing sleep because you're too lazy to abuse your hand quick. Besides, a good squeeze-off session is more potent than melatonin.

[kdz]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Recently I've been waking up in the middle of the night with a cock so hard and solid it could cut glass! Basically making it impossible to go back to sleep! However, I'm so tired that I cant be assed to beat myself off, so I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place!

I just want it to go away so I can sleep? Any ideas? What's the best way to lose an erection without ejaculation?

Just take a pee

[AmeliaG]

Here is Perplexity's opinion. Hope it helps.

To lose an erection without ejaculation, you can try several methods:

1. **Meditation and Deep Breathing**: Focus on your breath, and try to clear your mind of arousing thoughts. This can help relax your body and reduce the erection[3][4].

2. **Distraction**: Think about something else, like a complex problem or a non-arousing topic. This can help shift your focus away from the erection[4][6].

3. **Cold Water**: If possible, take a cold shower or splash some cold water on your face and hands. Cold temperatures can decrease blood flow to the penis[6].

4. **Change Position**: Shift your position to reduce any stimulation that might be maintaining the erection[7].

5. **Wait It Out**: Sometimes, the erection will subside on its own with time[6].

Citations:
[1] What happens when you block sperm from coming out? https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/art...rom-coming-out
[2] Ejaculation problems - NHS https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/ejaculation-problems/
[3] How to get rid of an unwanted erection - MedicalNewsToday https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320499
[4] How to Stop an Erection - Healthline https://www.healthline.com/health/me...op-an-erection
[5] Penile Erection: Function, Duration & How It Works - Cleveland Clinic https://my.clevelandclinic.org/healt...10036-erection
[6] 7 Ways to Get Rid of a Boner - Ro https://ro.co/erectile-dysfunction/w...id-of-a-boner/
[7] Random Erections in Adults: Causes, Management, and More https://www.healthline.com/health/me...ndom-erections
[8] How to Maintain an Erection: 14 Natural Tips | Good Health by Hims https://www.hims.com/blog/8-ways-to-...-your-erection

[Publisher Bucks]

Originally Posted by VikingMan

Dead puppies

How many dead puppies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you make a dead puppy float? One scoop of ice cream, one scoop of dead puppy and some root beer.

[CaptainHowdy]

It's just a stubborn piece of fecal matter that is thrusting your prostate hence exciting the whole of your reproductive organ . . . you should be proud of that.

[mrmarlowe]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Recently I've been waking up in the middle of the night with a cock so hard and solid it could cut glass! Basically making it impossible to go back to sleep! However, I'm so tired that I cant be assed to beat myself off, so I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place!

I just want it to go away so I can sleep? Any ideas? What's the best way to lose an erection without ejaculation?

Could you post a picture of it? I'm not sure I believe you.

[Look Chang]

Be patient. In my case, at 79 years old, nocturnal erections are now a distant memory . . .