Another day another legal settlement. Step inside young ones and learn.

[VikingMan]

Most people are hypocrites, liars, cowards etc who act like they are good people. Feel zero empathy towards them in a conflict. If they are in fact a decent and reasonable person, they wouldn’t be in a conflict with anybody in the first place. Decent human being will work things out.

However, many people are fake and not good at all other than on the surface. Most people in the legal system are also garbage who would have became doctors if they had any brains or a high aptitude. Use what you can to your advantage to seek justice.

Unless you’re in a clear cut discrimination lawsuit such as you are a protected class or if you are the victim of a car accident then don’t expect any attorney to give two shits about you and don’t expect them to represent you without a big retainer. I burned through 20k in 2 weeks one time and that was purely due to phone conversations I had with my attorney. This was before I got wise.

The solution to that is to represent yourself in court. People will laugh at you, however after a few appearances in court, you will gain your confidence. Here are some pointers for you in your journey for justice.

1. Always send a demand letter. If you’ve ever received a demand letter, you can use that as a template you can find a bunch online. Make sure that your only threat is legal action. Give a deadline. Mention depositions and include the names of the people who you will depose. So even if you don’t win the lawsuit, their dumbasses are gonna have to sit there and look across the table at you with a video camera recording everything while they answer all of your questions and their $400 an hour an attorney gives them advice. Also demand that they preserve their phone and other electronic devices data. That will get their attention.

2. Visit your local district and or Superior Court house. Or look online to open up an account to to access court records. Find cases already filed and plagergize the fuck out of them. Find cases similar to yours and use the same laws that they quote. Obviously tell the truth and insert your own information and events. Fleabag attorneys can actually be of use to society by inadvertentlyteaching you how to set up your pleading.

3. Court rules are the same everywhere for the most part, but make sure you find the rules and abide by them and make sure the other side abide by them.

4. Once you’re hear from their attorney, make sure you send them lengthy emails. Then a few days later once you think that attorney has charged a couple hours to go over that email, resend them the same email with just a few things altered. Apologize and tell them from now on you’ll be more careful to send the correct information to proofread everything first. Now the attorney will bill 2 more hours going overthat email and your target will have to pay another $800. Make that retainer go away quick so the Attorney has to ask your target for another retainer. Lots of fun! Keep in mind the legal system is a clown show and they are corrupt pieces of garbage. Feel zero empathy..

5. If you’re seeking emergency orders, make sure you do it on a date where you know your target is busy so it is extra inconvenient for them. Nobody gives two shits about the constitution of the United States anymore so you can actually go into ex parte without that person even knowing you’re going in there however, if you want to be fair or just want to drag their dumbass into court, you can give them two days notice check your local court rules/laws.

6 Make sure you think of clever ways to drain your targets retainer, energy, and mental health. File a motion then a week later drop it. All of this makes their fleabag attorney work more and charge their client more money. You are representing yourself so you have plausible deniability. Always apologize.

7. I don’t dream up false allegations but most people do since they have zero morals/ethics. And courts don’t care about false allegations for the most part. Lying is a freebie much of the time. It’s your choice.

8. Pain and suffering is a great way to put a big number on the amount you are asking for. Try to always manipulate people by stressing that a woman or a child is the true victim. Nobody cares about men.

9. Manipulate the judge and jury by signaling that you believe in the same social issues as them. If you are in a large metropolitan west coast city then act like a Democrat. If you are in a small midwestern town then make them think you are aRepublican. People are dumb as shit.

10. Most judges are lazy corrupt and incompetent pieces of shit. Many of them won’t even read your pleading.
This is why you need to use bullet points. Less is certainly more.

11. If you are responding to some shit stains lawsuit against you, then you need to ask the court for an exception to the rules so that you can add additional pages because the other side told so many lies. Always use the term false statements instead of the word lies. This potentially pisses the judge off and probably get them on your side a little bit even though you are representing yourself because they hate having to read because they’re lazy sacks of shit.

12. Never refer to the judge as your honor.
Most of them have absolutely zero honor, and you are not required to use this terminology since you were not a member of the corrupt bar.
Always address them as judge so you command a bit of respect from the court.

That’s all for today folks. I just got another settlement. Feels good. Now that Aspergers syndrome having mother fuckers name is also tarnished because what he did is forever part of the public record. I told him all of the names of his business associates, who I was going to depose. He caved. That’s how you do it. Don’t go to trial because that is a ton of work. However a demand letter and filing your initial pleading is fairly easy if you have a template.

[NatalieK]

wow, you´re venting

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by VikingMan

shit stains lawsuit....

The VERY BEST type of lawsuit!

[Publisher Bucks]

Originally Posted by VikingMan

4. Once you’re hear from their attorney, make sure you send them lengthy emails. Then a few days later once you think that attorney has charged a couple hours to go over that email, resend them the same email with just a few things altered. Apologize and tell them from now on you’ll be more careful to send the correct information to proofread everything first. Now the attorney will bill 2 more hours going overthat email and your target will have to pay another $800. Make that retainer go away quick so the Attorney has to ask your target for another retainer.

100% this.

We've had several copyright settlements simply because we've sent the 'attorney' multiple emails with addendums to the first, which puts their clients costs way up

[VikingMan]

Originally Posted by NatalieK

wow, you´re venting

You can call venting, but I call it manifesting revenge.

[VikingMan]

Originally Posted by Publisher Bucks

100% this.

We've had several copyright settlements simply because we've sent the 'attorney' multiple emails with addendums to the first, which puts their clients costs way up

Another thing you can do is find other people who have conflicts with your target and encourage them to file lawsuits. Bury them by making them fight war on multiple fronts.

Also, you can include embarrassing information. Remember, this is all part of the permanent public record.

[Rochard]

It's just like anything else.

I am not a car guy. But a few years ago I bought a beat up old pick up truck and I fixed it up watching videos on YouTube. I made a few mistakes.

Not sure if I would be my own attorney though.

[VikingMan]

There are additional things you can do which most people don’t even know about because again I have said this and I’m gonna say this again judges and attorneys are corrupt lazy sacks of shit .

For example, if somebody gets emergency orders on you, then in some jurisdictions, you can file a motion to quash. Judges and attorneys will try to tell you can’t do that, but you can. attorney’s don’t offer it to their customers because they can make more money going to Trial. So you file a motion to quash and you drag their dumb asses back into court very quickly so they can’t sit there and enjoy the damage they think they have done to you.

I still hire attorneys, but I picked them very carefully. What I do is I ask around and go to court to figure out which attorneys that judge really likes. I did this a few years ago. I heard rumors that this female judge had the hots for a certain male attorney in my town. I paid him five grand and the second he walked into that courtroom the case did an entire 180. I guess she liked him more than her boring prosecutor, piece of shit, husband. It’s like she got wet sitting up there hearing him talk. That’s the current legal system that you pay taxes for. Enjoy!

[mopek1]

First of all, thank you for sharing this. It will probably save me lots of money and stress if ever I am in this situation.

I also wanted to say that you have a good grasp on human nature. There is a lot of scum in the world. Most of these people feel entitled to hurt others, not knowing that it's their inner resentment driving them that comes from childhood. They make themselves (blind themselves) believe that they are victims, and that it's okay to hurt others because they themselves were hurt. But really they WANT to be dicks and hurt others because it feels good to them.

I also liked how you called out both sides, Dems/Repubs as being equally idiotic. All those who love Trump and those who hate him are all reacting from that hostile inner place.

But there's also a lot of good people too. We don't notice them as much because they don't try to sue us or make our lives miserable.

[blackmonsters]

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