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OzKaNoz · 06-13-2003, 05:36 AM

Ok here the the deal. I want to pull a practical joke on my neighbor. He's a male.
What I want to do is get a playgirl mag and put a label on it with his address. Then put it in a mailer with his neighbors address on it. The two guys are related. Then when the one opens it he'll think it belongs to the other and will never let him forget about it.
You see where I'm going with this?

I was thing about using a gay mag for the joke but that might be a bit much.

I know my wife would pick up a playgirl mag to use but I'm not sure if she would pick up a gay mag. I know a wouldn't.

Anyone have any idea's how to make this joke even better?
Or maybe has something else in mind that would be even funnier.

Thanks
Oz

Tala · 06-13-2003, 05:39 AM

You might insert a box of trojans or (since it's a playboy or something of that nature) you might insert a note cared with a small box of lube saying "Here's your requested free sample of _________ (whatever brand of lube you give him). "

funkmaster · 06-13-2003, 05:40 AM

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Originally posted by OzKaNoz

Anyone have any idea's how to make this joke even better?
Or maybe has something else in mind that would be even funnier.

yes, call the DEA and get their homes raided ... secretly tape it and post the vids here.

or: instead of sending them a GAY magazine, put some flour in an envelope and send it to them ... as always, secretly tape it when the police arrives.

helis · 06-13-2003, 05:47 AM

check this one

go a fishing camping trip with a few guys 4-5 people
then pick someone to push to the edge of insanity

when that one dude is sleeping the rest get up and fill up a bucket of water and each get a box of matches

then someone wipe abit of petrol on the victims upper lip

now thru the water on him when he wakes up everyone start throwing lit matches at him.....

the thing is all he can smell is petrol under his nose and hes soaking wet so its only water but he thinks its petrol and hes about to explode in flames lol

first off only do this to a true mate cause if there not expect to get a hell smack down...

second dont do it in winter as you may kill your victim from the cold water

toot toot its a long one but trust me its some amazing shit lol

funkmaster · 06-13-2003, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by helis
check this one

go a fishing camping trip with a few guys 4-5 people
then pick someone to push to the edge of insanity

when that one dude is sleeping the rest get up and fill up a bucket of water and each get a box of matches

then someone wipe abit of petrol on the victims upper lip

now thru the water on him when he wakes up everyone start throwing lit matches at him.....

the thing is all he can smell is petrol under his nose and hes soaking wet so its only water but he thinks its petrol and hes about to explode in flames lol

first off only do this to a true mate cause if there not expect to get a hell smack down...

second dont do it in winter as you may kill your victim from the cold water

toot toot its a long one but trust me its some amazing shit lol

... THIS IS FUCKING INSANE !!!!!

OzKaNoz · 06-13-2003, 05:57 AM

To funny guys, great stuff

helis, your a sick fuck. lol

Oz

PR_Phil · 06-13-2003, 06:02 AM

Put a Letter in the envelope from Playgirl saying thanks for years of on time payments and due to the incredible length of his subscription, he is getting a lifetime membership for free!

OzKaNoz · 06-13-2003, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NWPhil
Put a Letter in the envelope from Playgirl saying thanks for years of on time payments and due to the incredible length of his subscription, he is getting a lifetime membership for free!

I like it

Oz

evilpurple · 06-13-2003, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster

yes, call the DEA and get their homes raided ... secretly tape it and post the vids here.

or: instead of sending them a GAY magazine, put some flour in an envelope and send it to them ... as always, secretly tape it when the police arrives.

There was a case in Norway a couple of months back where police had stopped a guy on a motorcycle that was known to them for past drug offences. On his bike they found a big plastic bag with white powder.

The guy insisted it was flour, but the police didn't believe him, and sent the bag off to analysis after having placed him in custody. They managed to get a judge to agree to keeping him in custody for about a week while waiting for the lab results...

...which to their dismay proved that the guy had told the truth... His lawyer was NOT amused

nobull · 06-13-2003, 06:26 AM

mail his neighbor a double dong and a invite to dinner.

Babaganoosh · 06-13-2003, 06:28 AM

Back in high school a friend of mine started fucking a girl I just broke up with. He didn't ask or anything which kind of breaks an unwritten rule so I decided he needed to pay. He was still a friend so an asskicking was out of the question.

I decided to call every 800 number I could find and request a free catalog/information/video for my horny friend. I had him getting everything from Soloflex videos, Troybilt lawnmower videos, Craftmatic adjustable bed videos, womens catalogs, sex toy catalogs, tampon samples, condom samples, Astroglide, even a visit from the Church of Latter Day Saints (mormons).

Literally hundreds of items showed up over my 2 week assault. He started saving all of the shit he received. By the time it was over, there were two large grocery bags filled with junk mail. I hope fucking my ex was worth it.

helis · 06-13-2003, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzKaNoz
To funny guys, great stuff

helis, your a sick fuck. lol

Oz

its a real friendship tester thats for sure hahaha

OzKaNoz · 06-15-2003, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nobull
mail his neighbor a double dong and a invite to dinner.

I've thought about that! And it wouldn't be hard to do sence I have a sex toy store.

Yeah maybe that's it.

Oz

greentea · 06-15-2003, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzKaNoz
Ok here the the deal. I want to pull a practical joke on my neighbor. He's a male.
What I want to do is get a playgirl mag and put a label on it with his address. Then put it in a mailer with his neighbors address on it. The two guys are related. Then when the one opens it he'll think it belongs to the other and will never let him forget about it.
You see where I'm going with this?

I was thing about using a gay mag for the joke but that might be a bit much.

I know my wife would pick up a playgirl mag to use but I'm not sure if she would pick up a gay mag. I know a wouldn't.

Anyone have any idea's how to make this joke even better?
Or maybe has something else in mind that would be even funnier.

Thanks
Oz

this is a very lame and gay, surley you can think of a better joke!

OzKaNoz · 06-15-2003, 11:52 AM

Ok greentea
lets hear your idea?

Oz

Budgirl · 06-15-2003, 01:42 PM

Oz I think it is a great joke. I need to find someone to do that to.

Good thinking

06-13-2003, 05:36 AM	#1
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Need help with a practical joke Ok here the the deal. I want to pull a practical joke on my neighbor. He's a male. What I want to do is get a playgirl mag and put a label on it with his address. Then put it in a mailer with his neighbors address on it. The two guys are related. Then when the one opens it he'll think it belongs to the other and will never let him forget about it. You see where I'm going with this? I was thing about using a gay mag for the joke but that might be a bit much. I know my wife would pick up a playgirl mag to use but I'm not sure if she would pick up a gay mag. I know a wouldn't. Anyone have any idea's how to make this joke even better? Or maybe has something else in mind that would be even funnier. Thanks Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

06-13-2003, 05:39 AM	#2
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06-13-2003, 05:47 AM	#4
helis Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 317	check this one go a fishing camping trip with a few guys 4-5 people then pick someone to push to the edge of insanity when that one dude is sleeping the rest get up and fill up a bucket of water and each get a box of matches then someone wipe abit of petrol on the victims upper lip now thru the water on him when he wakes up everyone start throwing lit matches at him..... the thing is all he can smell is petrol under his nose and hes soaking wet so its only water but he thinks its petrol and hes about to explode in flames lol first off only do this to a true mate cause if there not expect to get a hell smack down... second dont do it in winter as you may kill your victim from the cold water toot toot its a long one but trust me its some amazing shit lol __________________ Fast, Reliable and Great Prices http://www.xxxhostit.com ICQ: 777427 MSN: [email protected]

06-13-2003, 05:57 AM	#6
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	To funny guys, great stuff helis, your a sick fuck. lol Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

06-13-2003, 06:02 AM	#7
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06-13-2003, 06:28 AM	#11
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Back in high school a friend of mine started fucking a girl I just broke up with. He didn't ask or anything which kind of breaks an unwritten rule so I decided he needed to pay. He was still a friend so an asskicking was out of the question. I decided to call every 800 number I could find and request a free catalog/information/video for my horny friend. I had him getting everything from Soloflex videos, Troybilt lawnmower videos, Craftmatic adjustable bed videos, womens catalogs, sex toy catalogs, tampon samples, condom samples, Astroglide, even a visit from the Church of Latter Day Saints (mormons). Literally hundreds of items showed up over my 2 week assault. He started saving all of the shit he received. By the time it was over, there were two large grocery bags filled with junk mail. I hope fucking my ex was worth it. __________________ I like pie.

06-15-2003, 11:52 AM	#15
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Ok greentea lets hear your idea? Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

06-15-2003, 01:42 PM	#16
Budgirl Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Orlando Posts: 19	Oz I think it is a great joke. I need to find someone to do that to. Good thinking __________________ Holla at me BudGirl