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SonOfRage · 07-11-2003, 04:57 PM

How effective do you think this would be?
I apply a glob of Spermicide KY jelly to my cock. When Im about to cum, I pull out and shoot it all over her.

I think the spermicide would kill any of that precum sperm... wouldnt it?

Id be safe as long as I didnt cum inside her right?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-11-2003, 05:03 PM

If only it were that easy

NetRodent · 07-11-2003, 05:04 PM

You have to inject the spermicidal jelly into each of your testicles for it to be effective.

KDizzla · 07-11-2003, 05:06 PM

just spend some money and put her on the pill.

Kanoealoha · 07-11-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by KDizzla
just spend some money and put her on the pill.

Claim you make no money and get it for free!

pornguy · 07-11-2003, 05:08 PM

The best form of birth copntrol is 2 aspirin held firmly between the knees!

tootie · 07-11-2003, 05:09 PM

NOTHING is 100% effective short of abstinance or hysterectomy. Even tubal ligations and vasectomy's don't ALWAYS work.

Food for thought: I got pregnant while using both the pill AND the shot at the SAME TIME.

BE CAREFUL! If you're having sex, I hope you're willing to accept the responsibility of a baby should the worst happen.

Ironhorse · 07-11-2003, 05:11 PM

So what happens when she gets the titanic thighs super grip, yelling 'Don't stop! Don't stop!' Back to the drawing board, genius.

James King · 07-11-2003, 05:22 PM

Nothing a few good kicks to the stomach won't fix. If that doesn't work make her swallow a quart of petrol, that should get rid of the fucker.

sexeducation · 07-11-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by SonOfRage
How effective do you think this would be?
I apply a glob of Spermicide KY jelly to my cock. When Im about to cum, I pull out and shoot it all over her.

I think the spermicide would kill any of that precum sperm... wouldnt it?

Id be safe as long as I didnt cum inside her right?

ABSOLUTELY - NOT!

Spermicide alone is one of the worst methods of birth control there is. In fact - it is so bad - I would not even consider it as a stand alone strategy - and should not be called birth control. Use it with a condom.

10% of pregnancies are reportedly - "splash" conception pregnancies. Meaning sperm on the outside of the vagina and not on the inside.

LadyMischief · 07-11-2003, 05:38 PM

Abstainance.

MadCap · 07-11-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by James King
Nothing a few good kicks to the stomach won't fix. If that doesn't work make her swallow a quart of petrol, that should get rid of the fucker.

Thats fucked up dude I hate tosay i laughed when i read it though

IntenseCash · 07-11-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by tootie
NOTHING is 100% effective short of abstinance or hysterectomy. Even tubal ligations and vasectomy's don't ALWAYS work.

Food for thought: I got pregnant while using both the pill AND the shot at the SAME TIME.

BE CAREFUL! If you're having sex, I hope you're willing to accept the responsibility of a baby should the worst happen.

first of all are you talking about the depo shot? that alone is 99.7% effective... as long as you get the shot every 3 months!!

And if you were on depo and the pill, you are never supposed to do that!!

I have not talked about it with my gf yet.. but if it came down to it I am hoping she is pro choice... sure I would support her if she was not willing on abortion. but I dont believe on bringing a child in the world that does not have the responcible parents of being brought up in a family that is ready for children.

Abortion is not killing someone... Its not a human if it can not think or reason on its own!! Meaning... when its born.

Thats my

StacyCat · 07-11-2003, 07:57 PM

Something 99.7 percent effective means 3 out of every 1000 people sexually active on it will get pregnant.

Nothing is fail safe. If you are having sex, you need to take the responsibility and be mature enough to deal with the consequences.

Spermecide is also on e of the worst forms. Not only does it have a high failure rate, it can also irritate the womans vaginal area, making it more succeptable to STD infections.

bringer · 07-11-2003, 07:58 PM

just use the plastic bags from the store
PLASTIC, not paper
you've been warned

Overscore · 07-11-2003, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by James King
Nothing a few good kicks to the stomach won't fix. If that doesn't work make her swallow a quart of petrol, that should get rid of the fucker.

HEARTBREAKER · 07-11-2003, 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
You have to inject the spermicidal jelly into each of your testicles for it to be effective.

lol

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tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	NOTHING is 100% effective short of abstinance or hysterectomy. Even tubal ligations and vasectomy's don't ALWAYS work. Food for thought: I got pregnant while using both the pill AND the shot at the SAME TIME. BE CAREFUL! If you're having sex, I hope you're willing to accept the responsibility of a baby should the worst happen.

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StacyCat Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,167	Something 99.7 percent effective means 3 out of every 1000 people sexually active on it will get pregnant. Nothing is fail safe. If you are having sex, you need to take the responsibility and be mature enough to deal with the consequences. Spermecide is also on e of the worst forms. Not only does it have a high failure rate, it can also irritate the womans vaginal area, making it more succeptable to STD infections.

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