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LadyMischief · 08-01-2003, 06:37 PM

My keyboard is grey and black so I didnt' notice him at first.. all of a sudden I saw something move in my peripheral vision and there he was... so I put him somewhere else.. he was a big fucker though.. he should kill more than a few mosquitos

AdultNex · 08-01-2003, 06:38 PM

Do the spiders have a sweet sense that lures mosquitos or something? The chances that a mosquito will actually lurk into a spider web in my home is very, very slim.

beemk · 08-01-2003, 06:39 PM

i had one crawl out of my keyboard before

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-01-2003, 06:39 PM

i killed my black widow last week..

but plenty of other species around to do their job..

dirtysouth · 08-01-2003, 06:41 PM

I have a gray sony viao keyboard and a SMALL spider ran across mine about 6 minutes ago. I swear this is true.

boobmaster · 08-01-2003, 06:43 PM

You guys need to lay off the booze!

dij · 08-01-2003, 06:45 PM

After I

, I see a lot of spiders everywhere ;)

dirtysouth · 08-01-2003, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
You guys need to lay off the booze!

No way. If I can't be in FL, at least I can drink like I am.

tootie · 08-01-2003, 06:47 PM

We have a serious problem with critters here. Waterbugs and spiders, mainly. We've had to kill as many as 5 or 6 of those HUGE 2 inch waterbugs in ONE NIGHT before! And we have all kinds of spiders in the house. Some big hairy ones that look a little like wolf spiders and tons of different little tiny ones. Drives me nuts to have all these bugs around! We also have a family of opossums living under our back deck and they keep finding their way into the garage somehow and it smells like piss in there now. GRR!

The bugs must come from the woodpile. That's the only thing I can think of.

Has anyone tried those electronic devices that are supposed to chase insects and rodents and such out of your house? Do those really work? We were thinking of trying some but I don't want to spend that much money getting enough to cover the whole house if they don't work.

HughJardon · 08-01-2003, 06:50 PM

so weird i have a generic taiwanese keyboard and a trout swam right across the space bar now my keyboard smells like pussy

LadyMischief · 08-01-2003, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex
Do the spiders have a sweet sense that lures mosquitos or something? The chances that a mosquito will actually lurk into a spider web in my home is very, very slim.

No but I have a little hole in the screen where they come in without fail.. I just relocated him... Every time I do that, the spiders feast and the mosquitos don't bite my ass while I sleep

It's a nice arrangement.

LadyMischief · 08-01-2003, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
You guys need to lay off the booze!

I don't drink, and even if I did I'm pregnant so I wouldn't anyways.

LadyMischief · 08-01-2003, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by tootie
We have a serious problem with critters here. Waterbugs and spiders, mainly. We've had to kill as many as 5 or 6 of those HUGE 2 inch waterbugs in ONE NIGHT before! And we have all kinds of spiders in the house. Some big hairy ones that look a little like wolf spiders and tons of different little tiny ones. Drives me nuts to have all these bugs around! We also have a family of opossums living under our back deck and they keep finding their way into the garage somehow and it smells like piss in there now. GRR!

The bugs must come from the woodpile. That's the only thing I can think of.

Has anyone tried those electronic devices that are supposed to chase insects and rodents and such out of your house? Do those really work? We were thinking of trying some but I don't want to spend that much money getting enough to cover the whole house if they don't work.

Yeah the woodpile would draw them.. But the spiders I wouldn't worry about too much

They do a good service.

tootie · 08-01-2003, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief

Yeah the woodpile would draw them.. But the spiders I wouldn't worry about too much They do a good service.

Yeah, but I'm afraid some of them may be poisonous and I've got small kids.

Hey, congrats on being pregnant! Me, too! I'm going in for induction on Monday because I'm overdue and diabetic. Our little girl will be home in a few days, woohoo!

I just don't want any buggies crawling into her throat while she's sleeping or anything.

LadyMischief · 08-01-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by tootie

Yeah, but I'm afraid some of them may be poisonous and I've got small kids.

Hey, congrats on being pregnant! Me, too! I'm going in for induction on Monday because I'm overdue and diabetic. Our little girl will be home in a few days, woohoo!

I just don't want any buggies crawling into her throat while she's sleeping or anything.

Ickies And congrats. I'm not very far along, already having some severe difficulties (I did with my other kids too, it was expected), but we're hoping for the best and putting faith in our doctor

Best of luck! Inductions aren't fun.

extreme · 08-01-2003, 07:05 PM

spiders suck.

tootie · 08-01-2003, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief

Ickies And congrats. I'm not very far along, already having some severe difficulties (I did with my other kids too, it was expected), but we're hoping for the best and putting faith in our doctor Best of luck! Inductions aren't fun.

Ohhhh, I wish you lots of luck, hon. I know it's rough. I will send you big wishes that your little one is born safe and healthy.

XxXotic · 08-01-2003, 07:43 PM

spiders are the devil!

SomeCreep · 08-01-2003, 07:48 PM

A spider ran across my keyboard once, almost made me fall back in my chair once I saw him there next to my hand, because I hate spiders.

AssFairy · 08-01-2003, 07:50 PM

I got me a big hairy assed wolf spider under my bench just by my left foot, he lives behind a carrier bag. We got an understanding, if he don't attack me then I won't smite the fucker with my shoe.

Greg B · 08-01-2003, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
My keyboard is grey and black so I didnt' notice him at first.. all of a sudden I saw something move in my peripheral vision and there he was... so I put him somewhere else.. he was a big fucker though.. he should kill more than a few mosquitos

Spiders??? Dude, if spiders scare you do NOT, I repeat do NOT go to S. America.

I was on a field expedition doing archaeological assessment and the district manager thought it was funny to break out a big ass aquarium that had a spider in it that was damn near a foot wide. It's called the 'Bird Killer' and is supposed to be the biggest spider in the world.

Lemme tell you, he almost got his ass shot right on the spot when one of the photogs saw it. She is terrified of spiders and this was the straw that broke the camel's back.

They aren't poisonous but they will scare the fuck out of you. He said he feeds it mice and small animals. That fucking thing could eat a cat if it wanted to.

There should be pictures of em' on the web.

Gemini · 08-01-2003, 08:01 PM

Cut off any lit pilot lights and put 2 Dcon 4gone bombs on each floor... leave for about 6 hours with everything closed up and the house is bug free. ;-) It even runs the grass snakes out of our cellar.

HEARTBREAKER · 08-01-2003, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
i killed my black widow last week..

but plenty of other species around to do their job..

black widow is dangerous...it can kill you!

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