Tech Support Fucks who can not speak english - GoFuckYourself.com

BradShaw · 08-04-2003, 09:00 AM

EVERYTIME I call Dell support over the years, I get someone whose english sucks. Deport these fuckers.

On another note, I need to buy a laptop online today, I am done with Dell. Any suggestions? I want something slim, decent screen, light, easy to type on.

JamesK · 08-04-2003, 09:01 AM

buy my sig

GeXus · 08-04-2003, 09:01 AM

Alienware makes good ones, a little bulky though..

Try a sony vaio, they have alot of nice real slim models..

Roxane · 08-04-2003, 09:02 AM

I believe Dell tech support is located in India. That's why they don't speak English well. No deportation necessary ...

For the laptop, check out Alien Ware (http://www.alienware.com).

cash69 · 08-04-2003, 09:03 AM

hp laptops.. their customer support doesn't speak english good either.. you have to call 3 - 4 times before you can get some one you understand.. otherwise it takes 30 minutes just to read the serial number off the back of the laptop to them

BRISK · 08-04-2003, 09:03 AM

The tech support people you talk to these days might not even be in the US at all. Often you dial a 1-800 number and the call is routed to a call center in India or some other country where they pay people $5 a day to handle calls.

Zoe · 08-04-2003, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
EVERYTIME I call Dell support over the years, I get someone whose english sucks. Deport these fuckers.

On another note, I need to buy a laptop online today, I am done with Dell. Any suggestions? I want something slim, decent screen, light, easy to type on.

They are already deported. In order to save money (in other words fuck the customer) DELL and many other companies use people from India in their call centres. They really dont care that these people no nothing about us, our systems or how our businesses work. They just read off of scripted text given to them....

Welcome to the new world.

AcidMax · 08-04-2003, 09:07 AM

http://www.lethalpc.com good people, tell Bill (Andy) sent ya if you give him a call. Will hook you up I'm sure and they are cheaper than Alienwares.

Andy

BradShaw · 08-04-2003, 09:08 AM

I am on a VAIO right now, real tiny one. Too small for my fat fingers.

Rick Latona · 08-04-2003, 09:09 AM

Como? Tu tienes una I D 10 T errores!

KingK7 · 08-04-2003, 09:09 AM

How about Toshiba?

KingK7 · 08-04-2003, 09:09 AM

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

BradShaw · 08-04-2003, 09:11 AM

Here I was thinking the tech support was in Austin. Fuck Michael Dell for selling out to towel heads.

netstarz · 08-04-2003, 09:12 AM

I have two toshiba laptops. I had to have one fixed and the support was great. They spoke English and it was shipped out, fixed, and back in 4 days total. Never any other problems and I use the hell out of both of them every day.

KingK7 · 08-04-2003, 09:15 AM

Yeah, I have had Toshibas as well, and never once had to even call tech support on them.

FlyingIguana · 08-04-2003, 09:16 AM

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Originally posted by KingK7
Yo quiero Taco Bell!

SleazyDream · 08-04-2003, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
I am on a VAIO right now, real tiny one. Too small for my fat fingers.

the 15"screen viao's are nice - heavy though..........

i only use them while traveling so I like a larger screen ann and full size keyboard

BigFish · 08-04-2003, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
EVERYTIME I call Dell support over the years, I get someone whose english sucks. Deport these fuckers.

On another note, I need to buy a laptop online today, I am done with Dell. Any suggestions? I want something slim, decent screen, light, easy to type on.

Brad.. telephone tech support has been international for years now. Where have you been? j/k!! Dell transfers over half of their tech support calls to their call center in INDIA.

BradShaw · 08-04-2003, 09:23 AM

Honestly, when I would have a problem with a computer, or it was too slow I would pass it down to an employee and let them fuck with it. But these days I am too cheap to drop $2k and nobody here really needs a new laptop.

I just did format C and will spend my day fucking with this. If I get pissed off, I will have to bite the bullet and buy a new one. Not a fucking dell though.

Lonny · 08-04-2003, 09:24 AM

i would have to say Alienware as well.

biporn · 08-04-2003, 09:35 AM

Fucking Rag Heads, cant stand them...
Id never buy from a company who uses such trash for support.

Can even understand a fucking word they say

KRL · 08-04-2003, 09:37 AM

One of my friends has a Toshiba. Super nice laptop with exceptional screen rez. He hasn't had any probs at all with it.

BRISK · 08-04-2003, 09:37 AM

I've always bought Toshiba laptops and never had a problem

nap · 08-04-2003, 09:59 AM

sony viao

bigdog · 08-04-2003, 10:02 AM

here you go
http://reviews.cnet.com/Compaq_Presa...?tag=pdtl-list

Undutchable · 08-04-2003, 10:04 AM

I own a dell laptop, I know all the ins and outs

answer my damn email and I'll help you out Brad

patanga · 08-04-2003, 10:04 AM

bradshaw,

take a look ibm.com notebooks X serries. ibm does the best notebooks (however they are more expensive than other ones..)

if you need something small (under 1Kg weight) there are 2 options:

sony vaio (i dont remember the exact model id , something U200 or something..)

asus S200

---
patanga

patanga · 08-04-2003, 10:21 AM

i was about sony vaio TR serries. however i like asus more.

btw if youre getting something bigger, be sure its intel centrino.

BradShaw · 08-04-2003, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by Undutchable
I own a dell laptop, I know all the ins and outs

answer my damn email and I'll help you out Brad

If I had access to my email right now;-)

jimmyf · 08-04-2003, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by nap
sony viao

i like sony also

FlyingIguana · 08-04-2003, 10:28 AM

if i was buying a laptop i would go with toshiba or ibm

rebel23 · 08-04-2003, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
EVERYTIME I call Dell support over the years, I get someone whose english sucks. Deport these fuckers.

maybe they outsourced support to India?

08-04-2003, 09:00 AM	#1
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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	The tech support people you talk to these days might not even be in the US at all. Often you dial a 1-800 number and the call is routed to a call center in India or some other country where they pay people $5 a day to handle calls. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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AcidMax Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: MI Posts: 1,827	http://www.lethalpc.com good people, tell Bill (Andy) sent ya if you give him a call. Will hook you up I'm sure and they are cheaper than Alienwares. Andy __________________ Latest MMA news. http://www.mmawrapup.com

08-04-2003, 09:02 AM	#4
Roxane Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 154	I believe Dell tech support is located in India. That's why they don't speak English well. No deportation necessary ... For the laptop, check out Alien Ware (http://www.alienware.com).

08-04-2003, 09:03 AM	#5
cash69 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: chandler, az Posts: 1,052	hp laptops.. their customer support doesn't speak english good either.. you have to call 3 - 4 times before you can get some one you understand.. otherwise it takes 30 minutes just to read the serial number off the back of the laptop to them

08-04-2003, 09:08 AM	#9
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	I am on a VAIO right now, real tiny one. Too small for my fat fingers. __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

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08-04-2003, 09:09 AM	#11
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	How about Toshiba?

08-04-2003, 09:11 AM	#13
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Here I was thinking the tech support was in Austin. Fuck Michael Dell for selling out to towel heads. __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

08-04-2003, 09:12 AM	#14
netstarz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: MI Posts: 367	I have two toshiba laptops. I had to have one fixed and the support was great. They spoke English and it was shipped out, fixed, and back in 4 days total. Never any other problems and I use the hell out of both of them every day. __________________ Kiss a piano player today

08-04-2003, 09:15 AM	#15
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Yeah, I have had Toshibas as well, and never once had to even call tech support on them.

08-04-2003, 09:23 AM	#19
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Honestly, when I would have a problem with a computer, or it was too slow I would pass it down to an employee and let them fuck with it. But these days I am too cheap to drop $2k and nobody here really needs a new laptop. I just did format C and will spend my day fucking with this. If I get pissed off, I will have to bite the bullet and buy a new one. Not a fucking dell though. __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

08-04-2003, 09:24 AM	#20
Lonny Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Riverside Ca. Posts: 3,539	i would have to say Alienware as well.

08-04-2003, 09:35 AM	#21
biporn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 46	Fucking Rag Heads, cant stand them... Id never buy from a company who uses such trash for support. Can even understand a fucking word they say

08-04-2003, 09:37 AM	#22
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	One of my friends has a Toshiba. Super nice laptop with exceptional screen rez. He hasn't had any probs at all with it. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

08-04-2003, 09:59 AM	#24
nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	sony viao

08-04-2003, 10:02 AM	#25
bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	here you go http://reviews.cnet.com/Compaq_Presa...?tag=pdtl-list

08-04-2003, 10:04 AM	#26
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	I own a dell laptop, I know all the ins and outs answer my damn email and I'll help you out Brad

08-04-2003, 10:04 AM	#27
patanga Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9	bradshaw, take a look ibm.com notebooks X serries. ibm does the best notebooks (however they are more expensive than other ones..) if you need something small (under 1Kg weight) there are 2 options: sony vaio (i dont remember the exact model id , something U200 or something..) asus S200 --- patanga

08-04-2003, 10:21 AM	#28
patanga Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9	i was about sony vaio TR serries. however i like asus more. btw if youre getting something bigger, be sure its intel centrino.

08-04-2003, 10:28 AM	#31
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	if i was buying a laptop i would go with toshiba or ibm