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Morgan · 08-15-2003, 11:14 AM

headed to montego bay, jamaica in 4 days. Going to spend a week at the Ritz Carlton!!! Anyone been there? how was it?

calm · 08-15-2003, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
headed to montego bay, jamaica in 4 days. Going to spend a week at the Ritz Carlton!!! Anyone been there? how was it?

The Ritz at Montego is decent. If Alisha the concierge still works there you are lucky as hell. Dank, to say the least.

Errmmm.... wicked fucking hot... pray that Alisha still works there

.

alias · 08-15-2003, 11:17 AM

they cling to you like flies on shit, dont bring any hot white girls or you will really be annoyed

the weeds half decent, better shit in negril.. . shrooms and coke are good too

Illuminati · 08-15-2003, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by calm

Errmmm.... wicked fucking hot... pray that Alisha still works there .

sucker. your "tour guide"?

J-Reel · 08-15-2003, 11:19 AM

Ya Mon

calm · 08-15-2003, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Illuminati

sucker. your "tour guide"?

Ha, tour guide. Who would tour the islands? I'm just saying, she's hot, and she's a concierge.

Morgan · 08-15-2003, 11:21 AM

Im going with a hot blonde white girl, am i going to be annoyed??? Its my girlfriend... hehe.

Morgan · 08-15-2003, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by calm

Dank, to say the least.

there .

She can get the dank???

calm · 08-15-2003, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus

She can get the dank???

Never been to the islands? Anyone can.

SkyWalker · 08-15-2003, 11:24 AM

have a good time

Morgan · 08-15-2003, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by calm

Never been to the islands? Anyone can.

No I havent... Yes, Ive heard anyone can.... but, i also heard there is a lot of shitty weed circulating and only certain people can get you the super chrons.

alias · 08-15-2003, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
Im going with a hot blonde white girl, am i going to be annoyed??? Its my girlfriend... hehe.

don't give anyone an inch, they will go for the mile.. .

its mainly in the tourist areas anyway should be fine in the hotel grounds. Jamaica is pretty wild so much of your stay probably will consist of hanging out on the hotel grounds.. . nice safe buffered environment

Morgan · 08-15-2003, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by alias

Jamaica is pretty wild so much of your stay probably will consist of hanging out on the hotel grounds.. . nice safe buffered environment

So Ive heard...

alias · 08-15-2003, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus

but, i also heard there is a lot of shitty weed circulating and only certain people can get you the super chrons.

this is how it is.. .

best I ever got was in negril and I traded american clothing for it. . scary part was they were asking for guns :/

Morgan · 08-15-2003, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by alias

scary part was they were asking for guns :/

yipes!

Poppy · 08-15-2003, 11:32 AM

Haven't been there, but have been to Negril for NegrilNet last year and it was a blast.

My advice is when the locals are trying to sell you stuff on the beach, say I am fine, if you don't want it. Don't say no thank you, or they will hound you and follow you down the beach...lol

Morgan · 08-15-2003, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by poppy
Haven't been there, but have been to Negril for NegrilNet last year and it was a blast.

My advice is when the locals are trying to sell you stuff on the beach, say I am fine, if you don't want it. Don't say no thank you, or they will hound you and follow you down the beach...lol

Thanks for the tip!!!

We are going to hit up Negril for 1 day.

alias · 08-15-2003, 11:37 AM

You guys will have a good time, just be careful and use your head.

Probably will even sc0re some super chron, if not just smoke more of the normal shit!

Morgan · 08-15-2003, 11:40 AM

I wanted to bring like a gram or 2 on the plane with me. Is this a really bad idea? How would you go about doing this? I would assume with all the searching nowadays it would be better to just stuff it into a pocket of some of my pants or some shit? Such a small amt. that I doubt I will have problems.

nike · 08-15-2003, 11:45 AM

I've been to Jamaica many times, with a lot of different girls and I've never had much of a problem - I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

What I do notice is that people who act like prissy little assholes who think everybody is out to scam them, get fucked over. If you don't step outside of your hotel you'll be missing the best part of Jamaica.

You're not in fucking Kingston, and you're not walking down Maxfield Avenue, the area is safe, although the problem with Montego Bay is it's just too touristy, and to be honest, a little naff. Make sure you get out and travel around the island (rent a car), go interesting places, try Treasure Beach, or Port Antonio, go somewhere you're not surrounded by people too scared to leave their fucking compound.

Morgan · 08-15-2003, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by nike
I've been to Jamaica many times, with a lot of different girls and I've never had much of a problem - I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Problem with what? wtf who's talking about???

Morgan · 08-21-2003, 02:28 PM

im here now.... this high speed dialup is like 56k. weather rocks, water is 86F. i will try and post some pics but i think my chick forgot the usb for the cam.

Zebra · 08-21-2003, 02:32 PM

I got EVERYTING mon! I got the best stuff!

clubsexy · 08-21-2003, 02:35 PM

Have a toke for me dude! Talk to you when you get back, we should hook up and talk about that deal!

Rob

Ic3m4nZ · 08-21-2003, 02:42 PM

Lots of drug sellers there

OneHungLo · 08-21-2003, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by nike
I've been to Jamaica many times, with a lot of different girls and I've never had much of a problem - I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

What I do notice is that people who act like prissy little assholes who think everybody is out to scam them, get fucked over. If you don't step outside of your hotel you'll be missing the best part of Jamaica.

You're not in fucking Kingston, and you're not walking down Maxfield Avenue, the area is safe, although the problem with Montego Bay is it's just too touristy, and to be honest, a little naff. Make sure you get out and travel around the island (rent a car), go interesting places, try Treasure Beach, or Port Antonio, go somewhere you're not surrounded by people too scared to leave their fucking compound.

Watch yourself leaving the resort area. I went to negril with a few friends, decent nugs, cheap shrooms, but watch yaself...outside the resort its like a 3rd world country.

a guy from our hotel that was hooking us up all week told us about a concert going on in kingston. He made it sound like it was kinda like a tourist event. The guy from the hotel didn't have a car and asked us if he could ride up there in the taxi with us, i wasn't too keen on going but my friends were like he seems cool so we went.

So that night we head out, now the dude said it was like 40 or 50 miles to Kingston so im thinking like we'll just jump on the highway and be there in under an hour....yeah right! i don't think we drove on a paved road. We drove thru a fucking jungle on dirt roads, thru small cities that had run down buildings, cars on fire, guys walking around with machine guns..it wasn't pretty.

So we end up at this concert...there was like 20,000 Jamaicans there, now im not talkin like ratsa men type but strait fucking THUGS. Me and my friends were literally the ONLY white people there.

When we entered into the place there were these big Steel barrel's filled with what looked like metal and wood but when i walked closer to see what it was those barrel's were full of knives, shanks, and bats the security at the show were pulling off people.

During the whole nite these little thugs would run up and put what looked like crushed up soap in our hands and say gimme $200.00, non stop....this shit was a nightmare. I swear i thought i was gonna die there.

Morgan · 08-21-2003, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by clubsexy
Have a toke for me dude! Talk to you when you get back, we should hook up and talk about that deal!

Rob

whattup dude... will do (right now). i will hit you up when i return!

Morgan · 08-21-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by OneHungLo

Watch yourself leaving the resort area. I went to negril with a few friends, decent nugs, cheap shrooms, but watch yaself...outside the resort its like a 3rd world country.

a guy from our hotel that was hooking us up all week told us about a concert going on in kingston. He made it sound like it was kinda like a tourist event. The guy from the hotel didn't have a car and asked us if he could ride up there in the taxi with us, i wasn't too keen on going but my friends were like he seems cool so we went.

So that night we head out, now the dude said it was like 40 or 50 miles to Kingston so im thinking like we'll just jump on the highway and be there in under an hour....yeah right! i don't think we drove on a paved road. We drove thru a fucking jungle on dirt roads, thru small cities that had run down buildings, cars on fire, guys walking around with machine guns..it wasn't pretty.

So we end up at this concert...there was like 20,000 Jamaicans there, now im not talkin like ratsa men type but strait fucking THUGS. Me and my friends were literally the ONLY white people there.

When we entered into the place there were these big Steel barrel's filled with what looked like metal and wood but when i walked closer to see what it was those barrel's were full of knives, shanks, and bats the security at the show were pulling off people.

During the whole nite these little thugs would run up and put what looked like crushed up soap in our hands and say gimme $200.00, non stop....this shit was a nightmare. I swear i thought i was gonna die there.

jesus, that musta been rough...

STORY: last night (first night here) i went to go find some herb. i smoked the 2 joints i brought the first hour here. not much else to do but get high, lay on the beach, drink red stripes and look at topless, 40+ slightly overwieght/underracked women in search for fresh young meat. anyhow, i saw this rasta dude in the lobby here at the Ritz... he was wearing a red/gold/green camo sunhat, red bob shirt and gold pants. not to mention the dreds. i figured, this guy has to know where the good herb is.... so i walked up next to him in some bar here and was like, "wassup man... where's all the herb at?". "You found the right guy mon", he said. "Gimme 10 minutes and we will go up the street and get some", i was like... ummm... "ok". In the meantime, he had a cell phone on each hip in holsters like some rastafarian techowboy. finally, we walked out through the lobby into the front parking lot and got into some rickity ol van he had with bob stickers all over the inside. out onto the fucked up half paved road we drove for like 35 minutes up into the hills where the roads werent paved anymore. I dont remember seeing poverty stricken areas like this in freakin guatemala! pulled up in front of some food shack/church where they were having some gospel or something.... I gave him 100 bucks (60 weed, 40 hash) and he got out leaving us in teh van while he went into the church to score our weed. we waited like 20 minutes and finally the dude came out from the darkness. he got in and handed me this big ol plastic grocery bag with 4 HUGE kola's inside. I was like, "shit". I expected like a 1/4 of some good bud and what appeared at first to be chronic ended up being really fresh, moist (like 4 days picked) herb which turned brown overnight. oh well. im sure i will find something better w/in the time i leave here. the hash was good though. just hard to smoke these joints. The papers this guy gave me were like 6 inches long and 3 inches wide so basically ive been smoking wet brown blunts. oh ya, the ride home was fine besides the cop that was following our van. off to go swimming in the 86 degree water!!!

sorry for the runon paragraph!

Katlicious72 · 08-21-2003, 04:10 PM

Every-ting be alright, have a great time in jamaica Mon!

DiVo · 08-21-2003, 04:15 PM

Strange question....

but how much is a phone call from jamaica to the US?

Just wondering.

Thanks

SLY1 · 08-21-2003, 04:22 PM

The place is amazing you will have a ball.

Morgan · 08-21-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by DiVo
Strange question....

but how much is a phone call from jamaica to the US?

Just wondering.

Thanks

not sure, with a cell phone its cheap. i think its really expensive from the hotel. they said 2.88/min service charge but i have a feeling there is more to it than just that.

Doctor Dre · 08-21-2003, 05:53 PM

Is weed good there ?

Morgan · 08-21-2003, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Is weed good there ?

not that i expected it to, but not much herb is like we grow in CA.

Fletch XXX · 08-21-2003, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus

not that i expected it to, but not much herb is like we grow in CA.

08-15-2003, 11:14 AM	#1
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alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	You guys will have a good time, just be careful and use your head. Probably will even sc0re some super chron, if not just smoke more of the normal shit!

08-15-2003, 11:40 AM	#19
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	I wanted to bring like a gram or 2 on the plane with me. Is this a really bad idea? How would you go about doing this? I would assume with all the searching nowadays it would be better to just stuff it into a pocket of some of my pants or some shit? Such a small amt. that I doubt I will have problems. __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

08-15-2003, 11:45 AM	#20
nike Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 189	I've been to Jamaica many times, with a lot of different girls and I've never had much of a problem - I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about. What I do notice is that people who act like prissy little assholes who think everybody is out to scam them, get fucked over. If you don't step outside of your hotel you'll be missing the best part of Jamaica. You're not in fucking Kingston, and you're not walking down Maxfield Avenue, the area is safe, although the problem with Montego Bay is it's just too touristy, and to be honest, a little naff. Make sure you get out and travel around the island (rent a car), go interesting places, try Treasure Beach, or Port Antonio, go somewhere you're not surrounded by people too scared to leave their fucking compound.

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Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	im here now.... this high speed dialup is like 56k. weather rocks, water is 86F. i will try and post some pics but i think my chick forgot the usb for the cam. __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

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DiVo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 153	Strange question.... but how much is a phone call from jamaica to the US? Just wondering. Thanks

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