Most Embarrassing Moment As A Teenager - GoFuckYourself.com

Deepundercover · 08-27-2003, 09:41 PM

I was 15 years old and in love for the first time. I was swimming in the pool with my girlfriend. This little black boy was swimming underwater near us. I frolicked in delirious happiness with Rainy. Then the black boy surfaced and asked me loudly, "Why is your penis sticking up like a lance?"

My girlfriend squealed and swam away. I dunked the kid hard.

KMR Stitch · 08-27-2003, 09:47 PM

I was in a pool with 2 girls 1 fat and one hott while they both had intrest in me..I was showing off doing can-openers diving ect...When I did a hand stand I guess some how my package was hanging out..they both saw it...They never told me until the next day..seems I made the fat chick really horny...

spamofon · 08-27-2003, 09:49 PM

tootie · 08-27-2003, 09:50 PM

I was 16 and my friend and I were out with my boyfriend and his friend. We were really drunk (one of only 4 times I've been drunk in my life) and had to pee and we stopped at the park to use the bathroom but it was after 9 PM and the bathrooms were locked. We tried to break in and couldn't and I had to go so badly I just peed on the sidewalk right in front of the bathroom and my friend did, too. The guys were watching us, and at the time we didn't care. But we sure were embarrassed the next morning!

Daymare · 08-27-2003, 09:51 PM

I was nailing this bitch in her parent's bed and she accidently yelled out "daddy, you know how I like it, yeah!"

SYNIKAL · 08-27-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by KMR Stitch
I was in a pool with 2 girls 1 fat and one hott while they both had intrest in me..I was showing off doing can-openers diving ect...When I did a hand stand I guess some how my package was hanging out..they both saw it...They never told me until the next day..seems I made the fat chick really horny...

Good Luck With Your Fat Chick Bud... Hope All Worked Out

Chris · 08-27-2003, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by SYNIKAL

Good Luck With Your Fat Chick Bud... Hope All Worked Out

HAHAH owned by a swoiter

hottoddy · 08-27-2003, 10:09 PM

My parents finding my loaded rubbers in their toilet upon coming back from dinner and a movie. I was boning girls when they left the house. After using their bathroom for the "cleanup," I forgot to flush on this particular occassion! My mom was so pissed.

MattO · 08-27-2003, 10:11 PM

Who the fuck is Lance?

Smegma · 08-27-2003, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by hottoddy
My parents finding my loaded rubbers in their toilet upon coming back from dinner and a movie. I was boning girls when they left the house. After using their bathroom for the "cleanup," I forgot to flush on this particular occassion! My mom was so pissed.

Holy Shit . that same thing happened to me. My dad was fairly pleased and said if I was guna fuck, at least I was wearing a uniform.

hottoddy · 08-27-2003, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma

Holy Shit . that same thing happened to me. My dad was fairly pleased and said if I was guna fuck, at least I was wearing a uniform.

Maybe this is a sort of a "rite of passage" thing. Come to think of it, my dad didn't seem too upset. My mom was livid. She accused me of having sex in their bed, betraying their trust alone in the house, blah blah blah ...

vegas2003 · 08-28-2003, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by Deepundercover
I was 15 years old and in love for the first time. I was swimming in the pool with my girlfriend. This little black boy was swimming underwater near us. I frolicked in delirious happiness with Rainy. Then the black boy surfaced and asked me loudly, "Why is your penis sticking up like a lance?"

My girlfriend squealed and swam away. I dunked the kid hard.

try not HAVING a girlfriend-it's worse than your story

vegas2003 · 08-28-2003, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by Daymare
I was nailing this bitch in her parent's bed and she accidently yelled out "daddy, you know how I like it, yeah!"

that's not embarrasing-it's hot

TondaB · 08-28-2003, 10:30 AM

Have you ever bought a new shirt and forgot to take the little sticker of that says what size it is?

rooster · 08-28-2003, 10:32 AM

one time, when I was swimming, some fagit with a two inch penis dunked my head underwater.

Shok · 08-28-2003, 10:37 AM

So I called this phone sex line and she says,
"Are you horny"
yeah
"Are your pants off?"
yeah
"Are you stroking it?"
yeah

"Good, but your mom is here and wants to say hi"

Cassie · 08-28-2003, 10:45 AM

when my mini skirt flew up during a fire drill my freshman year. the hs i attended had over 3k students in it at that time and we were all ushered out to the football field. i am guessing at least 1/4 of the school saw that (if not more; i was way too embarassed to even look up after that happen). needless to say, i never wore a skirt to school after that!

maxjohan · 08-28-2003, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by Shok
So I called this phone sex line and she says,
"Are you horny"
yeah
"Are your pants off?"
yeah
"Are you stroking it?"
yeah

"Good, but your mom is here and wants to say hi"

serious?

SMG · 08-28-2003, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by Cassie
when my mini skirt flew up during a fire drill my freshman year. the hs i attended had over 3k students in it at that time and we were all ushered out to the football field. i am guessing at least 1/4 of the school saw that (if not more; i was way too embarassed to even look up after that happen). needless to say, i never wore a skirt to school after that!

Ever think that maybe someone there had a camera?

Sarah_Jayne · 08-28-2003, 10:51 AM

ever been peed on by a tiger in front of a friend whilst you are wearing white? no? I have.

Sarah_Jayne · 08-28-2003, 12:31 PM

lol, do I win?

Doctor Dre · 08-28-2003, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by hottoddy
My parents finding my loaded rubbers in their toilet upon coming back from dinner and a movie. I was boning girls when they left the house. After using their bathroom for the "cleanup," I forgot to flush on this particular occassion! My mom was so pissed.

happened to me 15-20 times when they went in my room and looked under my bed ... lol

On-top · 08-28-2003, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by TondaB
Have you ever bought a new shirt and forgot to take the little sticker of that says what size it is?

Haha..yeah. One day, on the first day of school...I heard a DJ joke about something like that on the radio...then I get home from school, and realize I have a sticker on my jeans saying wat size they are, etc. It was clear, so I didn't notice it all day..but I felt like an idiot.

On-top · 08-28-2003, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by Shok
So I called this phone sex line and she says,
"Are you horny"
yeah
"Are your pants off?"
yeah
"Are you stroking it?"
yeah

"Good, but your mom is here and wants to say hi"

Hahahaha...

SicChild · 08-28-2003, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by rooster
one time, when I was swimming, some fagit with a two inch penis dunked my head underwater.

LMFAO!

SexxxyChat-T · 08-28-2003, 01:17 PM

For whatever karmic reason everyone in my family used to walk into my room when I was having sex... at first I was really embarassed, when I was like 15-16... but by the time I was 18, I'd just say "I'm busy" and they'd leave.

I could lock my bedroom door, but I had a shared bathroom with my little brother that would only lock from inside the bathroom... so my mom would come in with my laundry, or my brother to ask me something all the time through that door.

I'll never forget the time I was having a 3 some with these 2 bi-sexual chicks and my brother walks in... his jaw just fucking dropped...

You'd think they'd get the picture that if the music is turned up really loud in my room, I'm laying the bone on some chick. I moved out the week after school ended.

Shok · 08-28-2003, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by SexxxyChat-T

I'll never forget the time I was having a 3 some with these 2 bi-sexual chicks and my brother walks in... his jaw just fucking dropped...

Yeah that happens to me all the time too

KMR Stitch · 08-28-2003, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris

HAHAH owned by a swoiter

Big words coming from a virgin.

Triple 6 · 08-28-2003, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by SexxxyChat-T
For whatever karmic reason everyone in my family used to walk into my room when I was having sex... at first I was really embarassed, when I was like 15-16... but by the time I was 18, I'd just say "I'm busy" and they'd leave.

I could lock my bedroom door, but I had a shared bathroom with my little brother that would only lock from inside the bathroom... so my mom would come in with my laundry, or my brother to ask me something all the time through that door.

I'll never forget the time I was having a 3 some with these 2 bi-sexual chicks and my brother walks in... his jaw just fucking dropped...

You'd think they'd get the picture that if the music is turned up really loud in my room, I'm laying the bone on some chick. I moved out the week after school ended.

yea, i had something_like_that happen as well... doing a threesome with two sisters who were also bisexual,... i was in their house and wasnt supposed to be there, we were getting loud... and I find out the door wasnt locked when their MOM walked in.

2nd worst moment would be when my girl (one of the girls from the above episode) and my next door latina neighbor (this HOTTTT chick who had took my virginity when i was younger/she was older) was getting mad drunk with me on my birthday... got so drunk they collaborated on giving me a birthday present, which was a strip tease and then they started eating eachother out n shit... but they were both so drunk and so nervous that they both ended up puking around the same time. go me! itz my berfday! go me! eh.

i have some other 3 some mishap stories, unfortunately. but i will save those for my grandchildren

Ic3m4nZ · 08-28-2003, 01:38 PM

Most Embarrassing Moment As A Teenager : When you catch someone you know like this.

plexer · 08-28-2003, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Most Embarrassing Moment As A Teenager : When you catch someone you know like this.

Oh man, Thats a problem...

Huggles · 08-28-2003, 01:44 PM

I thought I was farting and ended up shitting myself a tiny bit at the lunch table in grade 8. Nobody noticed, thank god, and I walked home. Thank GOD for black jeans that day.

stevecore · 08-28-2003, 01:45 PM

masturbating and having my mom walk in on me. oh yeah, that scarred me for life.

Cassie · 08-28-2003, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by SMG
Ever think that maybe someone there had a camera?

this was back in 83-84 and the thought of content (the way it is thought of today), wasnt even a concept

Oracle Porn · 08-28-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Shok

Yeah that happens to me all the time too

-=HOAX=- · 08-28-2003, 02:02 PM

YEah this one time I got hella embarassed, I was having a threesome with these 2 lesbian cousins, and then their mom's walked in and they were like girls you're sucking cock all wrong and they started blowing me, then I was like I want to do you all in the ass and they were like ok...but I gotta go get my hot latina neighbor and her 5 friends cause they're all hot and love anal...so I was like ok...then I got down to business and was fucking them all in the butt and it stunk like poo, and my lilttle brother walked in and said, "damn it smells like freshly prenetrated rectum in here" so I hit him in the head with a baseball trophy cause he was a nerd and deserved to die and then I was wiping poo off my dick before I humped another shithole and there was a sticker on my pants and it was all, "these pants are not name brand and they're such and such size" I was hella all embarassed...then I crapped myself and shit on a tiger. and the radio was on. so i started masturbating to the thought of my mom.

markell · 08-28-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Deepundercover
I was 15 years old and in love for the first time. I was swimming in the pool with my girlfriend. This little black boy was swimming underwater near us. I frolicked in delirious happiness with Rainy. Then the black boy surfaced and asked me loudly, "Why is your penis sticking up like a lance?"

My girlfriend squealed and swam away. I dunked the kid hard.

why doe he have to be reffered to as " the black kid " why not just " some kid " ?

gornyhuy · 08-28-2003, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by hottoddy

Maybe this is a sort of a "rite of passage" thing. Come to think of it, my dad didn't seem too upset. My mom was livid. She accused me of having sex in their bed, betraying their trust alone in the house, blah blah blah ...

Damn! Me too!

Except I actually did flush, but didn't check to make sure it went down. Fucker was floating the next morning when my Dad went in there....

Sarah_Jayne · 08-28-2003, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
YEah this one time I got hella embarassed, I was having a threesome with these 2 lesbian cousins, and then their mom's walked in and they were like girls you're sucking cock all wrong and they started blowing me, then I was like I want to do you all in the ass and they were like ok...but I gotta go get my hot latina neighbor and her 5 friends cause they're all hot and love anal...so I was like ok...then I got down to business and was fucking them all in the butt and it stunk like poo, and my lilttle brother walked in and said, "damn it smells like freshly prenetrated rectum in here" so I hit him in the head with a baseball trophy cause he was a nerd and deserved to die and then I was wiping poo off my dick before I humped another shithole and there was a sticker on my pants and it was all, "these pants are not name brand and they're such and such size" I was hella all embarassed...then I crapped myself and shit on a tiger. and the radio was on. so i started masturbating to the thought of my mom.

stevecore · 08-28-2003, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
YEah this one time I got hella embarassed, I was having a threesome with these 2 lesbian cousins, and then their mom's walked in and they were like girls you're sucking cock all wrong and they started blowing me, then I was like I want to do you all in the ass and they were like ok...but I gotta go get my hot latina neighbor and her 5 friends cause they're all hot and love anal...so I was like ok...then I got down to business and was fucking them all in the butt and it stunk like poo, and my lilttle brother walked in and said, "damn it smells like freshly prenetrated rectum in here" so I hit him in the head with a baseball trophy cause he was a nerd and deserved to die and then I was wiping poo off my dick before I humped another shithole and there was a sticker on my pants and it was all, "these pants are not name brand and they're such and such size" I was hella all embarassed...then I crapped myself and shit on a tiger. and the radio was on. so i started masturbating to the thought of my mom.

too fucking funny!

badmunchkin · 08-28-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
YEah this one time I got hella embarassed, I was having a threesome with these 2 lesbian cousins, and then their mom's walked in and they were like girls you're sucking cock all wrong and they started blowing me, then I was like I want to do you all in the ass and they were like ok...but I gotta go get my hot latina neighbor and her 5 friends cause they're all hot and love anal...so I was like ok...then I got down to business and was fucking them all in the butt and it stunk like poo, and my lilttle brother walked in and said, "damn it smells like freshly prenetrated rectum in here" so I hit him in the head with a baseball trophy cause he was a nerd and deserved to die and then I was wiping poo off my dick before I humped another shithole and there was a sticker on my pants and it was all, "these pants are not name brand and they're such and such size" I was hella all embarassed...then I crapped myself and shit on a tiger. and the radio was on. so i started masturbating to the thought of my mom.

08-27-2003, 09:41 PM	#1
Deepundercover Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 312	Most Embarrassing Moment As A Teenager I was 15 years old and in love for the first time. I was swimming in the pool with my girlfriend. This little black boy was swimming underwater near us. I frolicked in delirious happiness with Rainy. Then the black boy surfaced and asked me loudly, "Why is your penis sticking up like a lance?" My girlfriend squealed and swam away. I dunked the kid hard.

08-27-2003, 09:50 PM	#4
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	I was 16 and my friend and I were out with my boyfriend and his friend. We were really drunk (one of only 4 times I've been drunk in my life) and had to pee and we stopped at the park to use the bathroom but it was after 9 PM and the bathrooms were locked. We tried to break in and couldn't and I had to go so badly I just peed on the sidewalk right in front of the bathroom and my friend did, too. The guys were watching us, and at the time we didn't care. But we sure were embarrassed the next morning! __________________

08-28-2003, 10:30 AM	#14
TondaB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: California Posts: 3,162	Have you ever bought a new shirt and forgot to take the little sticker of that says what size it is? __________________ ICQ: 61462417

08-28-2003, 10:45 AM	#17
Cassie Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 3,139	when my mini skirt flew up during a fire drill my freshman year. the hs i attended had over 3k students in it at that time and we were all ushered out to the football field. i am guessing at least 1/4 of the school saw that (if not more; i was way too embarassed to even look up after that happen). needless to say, i never wore a skirt to school after that! __________________ ICQ: 309756847 ]

08-28-2003, 01:17 PM	#26
SexxxyChat-T Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 697	For whatever karmic reason everyone in my family used to walk into my room when I was having sex... at first I was really embarassed, when I was like 15-16... but by the time I was 18, I'd just say "I'm busy" and they'd leave. I could lock my bedroom door, but I had a shared bathroom with my little brother that would only lock from inside the bathroom... so my mom would come in with my laundry, or my brother to ask me something all the time through that door. I'll never forget the time I was having a 3 some with these 2 bi-sexual chicks and my brother walks in... his jaw just fucking dropped... You'd think they'd get the picture that if the music is turned up really loud in my room, I'm laying the bone on some chick. I moved out the week after school ended. __________________ Need more cowbell? Then offer SexxxyChat live webcam feeds to your customers! Make up to 35% of all sales, $30 on first purchase, or $10 per signup

08-27-2003, 09:47 PM	#2
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	I was in a pool with 2 girls 1 fat and one hott while they both had intrest in me..I was showing off doing can-openers diving ect...When I did a hand stand I guess some how my package was hanging out..they both saw it...They never told me until the next day..seems I made the fat chick really horny...

08-27-2003, 09:49 PM	#3
spamofon Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,999

08-27-2003, 09:51 PM	#5
Daymare Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,674	I was nailing this bitch in her parent's bed and she accidently yelled out "daddy, you know how I like it, yeah!"

08-27-2003, 10:09 PM	#8
hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,048	My parents finding my loaded rubbers in their toilet upon coming back from dinner and a movie. I was boning girls when they left the house. After using their bathroom for the "cleanup," I forgot to flush on this particular occassion! My mom was so pissed.

08-27-2003, 10:11 PM	#9
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Who the fuck is Lance?

08-28-2003, 10:32 AM	#15
rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	one time, when I was swimming, some fagit with a two inch penis dunked my head underwater.

08-28-2003, 10:37 AM	#16
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	So I called this phone sex line and she says, "Are you horny" yeah "Are your pants off?" yeah "Are you stroking it?" yeah "Good, but your mom is here and wants to say hi"

08-28-2003, 10:51 AM	#20
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	ever been peed on by a tiger in front of a friend whilst you are wearing white? no? I have.

08-28-2003, 12:31 PM	#21
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	lol, do I win?

08-28-2003, 01:38 PM	#30
Ic3m4nZ Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal! Posts: 6,285	Most Embarrassing Moment As A Teenager : When you catch someone you know like this.

08-28-2003, 01:44 PM	#32
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,209	I thought I was farting and ended up shitting myself a tiny bit at the lunch table in grade 8. Nobody noticed, thank god, and I walked home. Thank GOD for black jeans that day. __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

08-28-2003, 01:45 PM	#33
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	masturbating and having my mom walk in on me. oh yeah, that scarred me for life.

08-28-2003, 02:02 PM	#36
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	YEah this one time I got hella embarassed, I was having a threesome with these 2 lesbian cousins, and then their mom's walked in and they were like girls you're sucking cock all wrong and they started blowing me, then I was like I want to do you all in the ass and they were like ok...but I gotta go get my hot latina neighbor and her 5 friends cause they're all hot and love anal...so I was like ok...then I got down to business and was fucking them all in the butt and it stunk like poo, and my lilttle brother walked in and said, "damn it smells like freshly prenetrated rectum in here" so I hit him in the head with a baseball trophy cause he was a nerd and deserved to die and then I was wiping poo off my dick before I humped another shithole and there was a sticker on my pants and it was all, "these pants are not name brand and they're such and such size" I was hella all embarassed...then I crapped myself and shit on a tiger. and the radio was on. so i started masturbating to the thought of my mom. __________________ Insert Value Here.