What are the best ways to whiten one's teeth? - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 10-22-2003, 08:09 AM

I heard that $1000 gets yuo laser bleaching which requires 1 visit and is the most effective method. But fuck that - too expensive.

klik · 10-22-2003, 08:11 AM

only true pimps can afford true pimpin teeth

johnbosh · 10-22-2003, 08:13 AM

Why not make it gold for that price

Flynn · 10-22-2003, 08:16 AM

get the crest white strips. those work just as well as the dentist, they just take longer. a dentist told a friend of mine to spend $30 rather than $500. but i don't know, that's just what i was told

Morgan · 10-22-2003, 08:22 AM

quit smoking and drinking coffee and brush them for christ's sake.

DarkJedi · 10-22-2003, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
quit smoking and drinking coffee and brush them for christ's sake.

i dont smoke / drink coffee and I do brush teeth

try putting shaving cream on your face and then smile in the mirror. see the difference ?

PerfectionGirls · 10-22-2003, 08:41 AM

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Why not make it gold for that price

Odie · 10-22-2003, 08:41 AM

actually, I got a mold of my teeth made and the dentist gave me some whitener, it's supposed to be noticeable after 2 or 3 times, u wear it to bed and TADAHH!!!

p.s. cost me $300, depends on your dentist..

PersianKitty · 10-22-2003, 08:41 AM

hehe. ..just submit to my site for the best advice ;)

rooster · 10-22-2003, 08:42 AM

crest white strips, and move away from europe

eroswebmaster · 10-22-2003, 08:42 AM

Kneel before me and I'll make your teeth white.

angeleyes · 10-22-2003, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
I heard that $1000 gets yuo laser bleaching which requires 1 visit and is the most effective method. But fuck that - too expensive.

It's very painful as well if you have sensitive teeth or poor enamel. I know a guy that had to stop half way through and only half his smile is white.. it looks ridiculous.

myjah · 10-22-2003, 08:46 AM

Colgate "Simply White" works for me

brand0n · 10-22-2003, 08:46 AM

brush 3 times a day

fang · 10-22-2003, 08:50 AM

Use a sandblaster and wash it down with beer.

iroc409 · 10-22-2003, 08:51 AM

i hear hydrogen peroxide works just as well as the white strips, and that kinda crap. and you can get a big bottle of it for $1.00. that's what my mom says, i haven't really tried it.

yeah, it tastes like crap. just don't swallow it.

klik · 10-22-2003, 08:52 AM

http://www.wegotussomemedicalwaste.com i think they sell teeth..

DarkJedi · 10-22-2003, 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
hehe. ..just submit to my site for the best advice ;)

hehehe

Freeway · 10-22-2003, 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Kneel before me and I'll make your teeth white.

I knew that one was coming.
Im surprised it took a whole 11 posts for such an excellent cleche.

DarkJedi · 10-22-2003, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by iroc409
i hear hydrogen peroxide works just as well as the white strips, and that kinda crap. and you can get a big bottle of it for $1.00. that's what my mom says, i haven't really tried it.

yeah, it tastes like crap. just don't swallow it.

hmmmm

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Peter Romero · 10-22-2003, 09:01 AM

Quit kissing ass and your teeth will whiten RIGHT up!

JK - I don't know you, let's not start another thread about this and spend all day on GFY fighting instead of working. I just couldn't resist.

BlackCrayon · 10-22-2003, 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

i dont smoke / drink coffee and I do brush teeth

try putting shaving cream on your face and then smile in the mirror. see the difference ?

teeth aren't supposed to be ultra white. they are by nature off white. i don't smoke or drink coffee either but one thing i found help make them a bit whiter was using an electric toothbrush. fuck the chemical shit and the fake hollywood image tho. they all have dentures lol.

iroc409 · 10-22-2003, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

hmmmm :

lol... it also seems to be quite effective on hard water stains and such

it does say on the bottle you can use it for mouth wash. you just don't want to use it that way on a regular basis....

eroswebmaster · 10-22-2003, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by Freeway

I knew that one was coming.
Im surprised it took a whole 11 posts for such an excellent cleche.

I'm sure you mean cliche right?

Furious_Female · 10-22-2003, 09:22 AM

Crest White Strips work really great!! And use Crest Night Effects at night.... it's a little messy but works good too. I have been using both for awhile now and my teeth are super white.

kad · 10-22-2003, 09:34 AM

Get a tan.

loverboy · 10-22-2003, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by myjah
Colgate "Simply White" works for me

also, regular visit to your dentist doesn't hurt.

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