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11-03-2003, 08:11 PM
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Fuck Checks, CASH only!
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Post a cool line from a movie
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11-03-2003, 08:12 PM
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The O is for Oohhh
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"Give me some sugar, baby..."
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11-03-2003, 08:13 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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"Hey baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
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11-03-2003, 08:13 PM
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"sooo hot.. want to touch the hiney"
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11-03-2003, 08:13 PM
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Live Hard - Die Hard
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I am a millionaire. A wierd thing to hear? Well let me tell you, its a wierd thing to say. I am a fuckin millionaire. And guess how old I am. 27. Do you know what that makes me around here? A fuckin senior citizen. This firm is made up entirely of people your age. You are the future big swinging dicks of this firm
Want details? I drive a Ferrari. 355 Cabriolet. Whats up. I have every toy you could ever imagine. I have a ridiculus house in the south fork. And best of all kids... I am, liquid. That whats possible, now let me tell you whats required. You are required to work your fuckin ass off at this firm. We want winners, not pikers. Pikers walk at the bell. Pikers ask how much vacation time they get. Vacation time?! People join this firm for one reason, and one reason only; to become filthy rich. If you want vactation time go teach 3rd grade public school .
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11-03-2003, 08:13 PM
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"Ohhhooohhhooooooooohhh baby"
Late night softcore porno on HBO |
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11-03-2003, 08:14 PM
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"This is my weapon, there are many like it, but this is one is mine. . ."
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11-03-2003, 08:14 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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"What do you mean you dont swallow"
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11-03-2003, 08:15 PM
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"Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK! "
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11-03-2003, 08:15 PM
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Long time no happy ending
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"The only things in life that you regret are the risks that you don't take"
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11-03-2003, 08:16 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Jessup: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled. Jessup: You want answers? Kaffee: I want the truth! Jessup: You can't handle the truth! Jessup: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
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11-03-2003, 08:17 PM
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Rob to Mike in Swingers talking about forgetting his ex girlfriend.
"Ah, see, that's the thing. Somehow they know not to come back until you really forget" |
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11-03-2003, 08:17 PM
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"Why don't you roll yourself in flour and make a skank biscuit."
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"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken |
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11-03-2003, 08:17 PM
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Will code for food...
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 Alex (Malcolm McDowell): There was me that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie Boy and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milk Bar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milk plus - milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Ultra-Violence.
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11-03-2003, 08:18 PM
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11-03-2003, 08:20 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Stick your ass up in the air and I'll be with you in a minute...Jack Nicholson (forget the movie)
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11-03-2003, 08:20 PM
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E.L: "I'm telling you. If you pass this up it'll haunt you for the rest of your days. Your dick will never forgive you! (he bends down and talks to his crotch) What do you think little man?! Don't you ever want to experience something new? (he puts on a squeaky voice, pretending to be Josh' penis) It ain't easy being Josh' penis. I ain't moved for over two months now and I feel like I'm in a coma or something!"
Josh: "Stop it." E.L: "I wish I was your dick E.L. 'cos this is torture! If something doesn't happen soon I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave!" -Road Trip |
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11-03-2003, 08:20 PM
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Ice T to Wesley Snipes in New Jack City:
"I wanna kill you so bad, my dick is hard." |
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11-03-2003, 08:20 PM
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Fuck Checks, CASH only!
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"If you don't have my money for me I'll crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fucking head open again, 'cause I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail, that's my business, that's what I do."
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11-03-2003, 08:21 PM
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11-03-2003, 08:22 PM
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11-03-2003, 08:27 PM
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"Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends."
(Fight Club)
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11-03-2003, 08:30 PM
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"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
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11-03-2003, 08:31 PM
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"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fight and this is for fun." Right up there with: Vezzini: "Inconceivable!" Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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11-03-2003, 08:40 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.
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11-03-2003, 08:41 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That's the way it is with a wiseguy partner. He gets his money no matter what. You got no business? Fuck you, pay me. You had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning and World War Three started in the lounge? Fuck you, pay me.
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11-03-2003, 08:43 PM
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Long time no happy ending
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11-03-2003, 08:44 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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English motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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11-03-2003, 08:45 PM
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"In the quiet words of the virgin Mary: Come again?"
Snatch
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11-03-2003, 08:46 PM
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Where you come from is gone!
Where you thought you were goin... werent never there! And where you are aint no good unless you can get away from it! |
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11-03-2003, 08:47 PM
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11-03-2003, 08:49 PM
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we are the dreamers of the dreams, we are the music makers.
Willy Wonka! Wonk on!
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11-03-2003, 08:53 PM
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11-03-2003, 08:55 PM
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"They fuck you and they fuck you! And just when you think the fuckings over, they fuck you again"
Sean Pean in "The Game"
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11-03-2003, 08:56 PM
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' I'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker! '
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11-03-2003, 08:59 PM
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making it rain
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist ... and like that, he's gone."
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11-03-2003, 09:02 PM
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Long time no happy ending
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I know what your thinking... did he fire 5 or...
Who said it? It's 8:02 GO!!! |
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11-03-2003, 09:13 PM
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Casino baby.
Nicky Santoro: "If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your fucking head again! 'Cause I'm fucking stupid! I don't give a fuck about jail! That's my business. That's what I do."
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11-03-2003, 09:18 PM
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"THIS IS YOUR LIVE AND ITS ENDING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME"
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11-03-2003, 09:24 PM
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"Oh and Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature...Asian-American, please."
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11-03-2003, 09:27 PM
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A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had alot of cars. Different kinds. She was standing--this girl-- on the corner where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up along side her and rolled down the window by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that alot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush.
She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?" I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.
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11-03-2003, 09:38 PM
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"If you want to know something he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers.* The little one.* Then tell him his thumbs next.* After
that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear....I'm hungry, let's get a taco." *** - ?? I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach- around! I'll be watching you! --??
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"you're the disease. I'm the cure"
~ Marion Cobretti.
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"Me Tarzan, You Jane."
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