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acctman · 02-02-2004, 01:37 AM

ok as a negro i was SHOCKED! but then I saw the rates, not to bad. http://rent-a-negro.com/negropricing.html

If anyone wants to rent me just let me know. I will work for the prices listed on that site.

? Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour

? Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour

? Non-Profit Rate: $275 per hour

? Drop-in/Appearances: $100 each

? Informational/High Question Volume: add $100 per hour

? Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour

Babagirls · 02-02-2004, 01:39 AM

LMAO!!!

You've got to be kidding me!

KRL · 02-02-2004, 01:41 AM

It looks for real. Great idea actually especially for politicians that have all white guys on their staff.

Babagirls · 02-02-2004, 01:42 AM

let me know if its profitable

lil2rich4u2 · 02-02-2004, 01:42 AM

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patmccrotch · 02-02-2004, 01:45 AM

fucking shit, there goes all the profit in cotton

nofx · 02-02-2004, 01:46 AM

Congratulations!
Your Rental Request
has been Submitted.

You will receive confirmation of dates, a price quote and any questions in the next two weeks via email.
We Look Forward to Your Event!

haha, i'll see what happens

Strife · 02-02-2004, 01:46 AM

Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time

LOL

acctman · 02-02-2004, 01:47 AM

it's not my site, i just found it. but, i'm willing to work for those prices. maybe Rent-A-Race.com or something like that would be better. then you can have Asian, Black, White, Mex, etc... make more money.

acctman · 02-02-2004, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time

LOL

"Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch

nofx · 02-02-2004, 01:50 AM

its fake.
just goto http://damaliayo.com and read about the lady that created it.

Quote:

(FJM) How do you define your art, specifically the rent-a-negro.com
web site.

i define my art as conceptual- interested in ideas, experience. i engage any medium necessary to explore those ideas or experience. one of the things about that web site is nothing presented is fictitious. every quote on the site was said to me in some form. every service is something i've been asked to perform. in this way, i'm not trying as many suspect to ?create? a political dialogue about race, rather reflect our society back to itself in a kind of mirror.

that said, i choose a specific way to approach race that would evoke a visceral reaction, though i tried not to anticipate what that reaction was. i consider this a web-art-performance because the audience response (as in my race-tag piece) becomes a live and dynamic part of the work. it seems anything that addresses race is automatically categorized as political. this has been an issue in the art world for years. personally i believe that all art is activist art. even the most boring still-life can change our perspective on things, which i think is the primary gift art offers.

Shoehorn! · 02-02-2004, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
its fake.
just goto http://damaliayo.com and read about the lady that created it.

I was really starting to wonder about that. Interesting.

KraZ · 02-02-2004, 05:06 AM

@acctman

That's cool ... I can rent you for a day or two but my PR person insists I get this:

? Certificate of Association: $100
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.

Do you provide those. Along with relevant USC 2257 info of course

rigrunner · 02-02-2004, 05:11 AM

hahaha that site is topps

ruler1 · 02-02-2004, 05:12 AM

02-02-2004, 01:37 AM	#1
acctman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,840	rent-a-negro.com ok as a negro i was SHOCKED! but then I saw the rates, not to bad. http://rent-a-negro.com/negropricing.html If anyone wants to rent me just let me know. I will work for the prices listed on that site. ? Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour ? Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour ? Non-Profit Rate: $275 per hour ? Drop-in/Appearances: $100 each ? Informational/High Question Volume: add $100 per hour ? Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour

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02-02-2004, 01:47 AM	#9
acctman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,840	it's not my site, i just found it. but, i'm willing to work for those prices. maybe Rent-A-Race.com or something like that would be better. then you can have Asian, Black, White, Mex, etc... make more money.

02-02-2004, 05:06 AM	#13
KraZ Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ:: 18822023 Posts: 2,636	@acctman That's cool ... I can rent you for a day or two but my PR person insists I get this: ? Certificate of Association: $100 A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person. Do you provide those. Along with relevant USC 2257 info of course __________________ Selling MedicalPorn,com and a dozen other gyno & doctor domains here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=871984

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