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03-03-2004, 02:37 PM
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There is always a worse job....
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it >on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS! |
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03-03-2004, 02:39 PM
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LOL ewwwwww i hope they clean it after testing
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03-03-2004, 02:44 PM
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Done.
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03-03-2004, 02:45 PM
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Some people would find that job 'fills them' with satisfaction.
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03-03-2004, 03:58 PM
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Location: Vancouver, BC
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and you know this because?????
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http://www.sweetroyalties.com ~ Designers earn recurring income off your hardwork with SWEETROYALTIES!! |
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03-03-2004, 04:38 PM
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Location: Toronto, Ontario
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That is funny!
The images that pop into my mind. LOL 
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03-24-2004, 02:40 AM
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hahahaha
Thank goodness for my job! |
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03-24-2004, 02:56 AM
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FUKM ALL!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney
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I feel so much better now!
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03-24-2004, 05:49 AM
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I think the guys that clean out the jerk off booths in the porn stores have it worse.
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03-24-2004, 05:50 AM
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So you copied and pasted this from another thread??
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