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Join Date: Jan 2002
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St Paddys Day Joke
An Irishman is walkign down the street when he sees a crowd of people all looking up to the roof of a building.
A man in standing on a ledge about to jump. Thinking he should do the right thing, the Irishman runs to the roof to talk to the man. "dont do it!" he yells "think of your wife!" "I dont have a wife" replies the jumper "then think of your children!" says Irishman "I dont have any children!" says the man "the think of St Patrick" says the Irishman. "Who is St Patrick?" aska the man to which the Irishman replies: "JUMP YOU HEATHEN BASTARD! JUMP!!!!!" ![]() Happy St Paddy's everyone ![]() |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Granada Hills, CA
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Q: Why don't the Irish want the gays to march in the St. Paddy's day parade?
A: Because then there would be no one left to say the mass. |
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good one kitty
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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![]() Happy St. Paddy's Day to you too! |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
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Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please Lord," he implored, "let it be blood!!"
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