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SleazyDream · 03-18-2004, 12:08 PM

Ok, I have a lead on a company that wants to try something new. They're not paying someone to be a post whore with meaningless crap, but they want a full time board rep.

posting mostly to GFY - as it's the biggest and the best, but some to the other boards too. (lens - you didn't hear that)

It involves not only signature, but responding to all questions about the company of course on the boards. more so above that, they want someone who will PROPERLY participate in good discusions and represent the company in a good light. Soemone who is willing to have fun on the boards - and not piss anyone off either. Someone who will post 200 + GOOD posts a day, no drivel.

this is a full time job - meaning 40+ hours per week (5-6 days a week work) of posting and nothing but posting and watching the boards (mostly GFY). Also responding to questions via icq about the company.

their name will have to be new and reflect the company paying their salary. (eg companynameBILL)

salary $3000/month US funds.

Sexy women PREFERED of course - esp those willing to post naked or topless pics of themselves, but smart and whitty guys also welcome to apply.

decision will be made by march 20 - possibly sooner so do not HESITATE to apply NOW as if they see someone we love they may just hire that person on the spot.

no guarentee if the job will continue after one month - that will depend on revenue generated and general feel of the whole thing, but there is a good chance of it becoming a long term job.

anyone interested in applying post here or icq me at 105713197

(i'm not always on icq but i do check it 3-4 times a day)

detoxed · 03-18-2004, 12:09 PM

Lol thats funny as hell, worth it though I think
But 200 posts a day thats NOT worthless is next to impossible.

AaronM · 03-18-2004, 12:10 PM

A burger flippers dream job!

Where do I apply again?

cluck · 03-18-2004, 12:10 PM

I'll be a hired lackey.

No wait, no I won't.

Tuga · 03-18-2004, 12:11 PM

I guess I could take my laptop to the beach, get a wireless connection, and post all the time

xdcdave · 03-18-2004, 12:11 PM

Someone should alert Oracle to this thread immediately

AZN 4 Lyfe · 03-18-2004, 12:12 PM

ok. ICQ sent.

Fletch XXX · 03-18-2004, 12:12 PM

3k to post!

03-18-2004, 12:12 PM

very nice!

but 200 posts a day is way too much

I am on GFY fulltime and average 30 or so a day

tony286 · 03-18-2004, 12:12 PM

Thats 25 meaningful posts a hour, thats alot .

Huggles · 03-18-2004, 12:12 PM

Hahaha

I'm punching myself in the balls at the thought of a job posting messages.

Sly_RJ · 03-18-2004, 12:12 PM

Sleazy I need money. Throw in a good word for me!

Za Ha · 03-18-2004, 12:13 PM

200 non bullshit posts a day is very difficult to pull off.
If it was less I would do it

Good luck to the rest.

AaronM · 03-18-2004, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xdcdave
Someone should alert Oracle to this thread immediately

Fuck that!!! This job is mine!

I saw it before he did and I need the money because my content biz and lobsterman gig are not bringing in enough coinage for me to contiunue my crusade to free the slaves.

DrewKole · 03-18-2004, 12:14 PM

Shrugs, you could have me part time. =)

Once in a lifetime oppor. ;)

Fletch XXX · 03-18-2004, 12:14 PM

sleazy - trust me, 200 posts a day will be tough.

i do (39.90 posts per day)

LadyMischief · 03-18-2004, 12:14 PM

DAMN!! You said SEXY women.. I'm already out. Shitty deal. Sounds lke a good position Sleazy :P

SleazyDream · 03-18-2004, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Sleazy I need money. Throw in a good word for me!

if your serious you're a top contendor

LadyMischief · 03-18-2004, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
sleazy - trust me, 200 posts a day will be tough.

i do (39.90 posts per day)

I dunno.. I could easily do 200 a day (and have before on other boards), but I have to work and whatnot too :P

Alex From San Diego · 03-18-2004, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
200 non bullshit posts a day is very difficult to pull off.
If it was less I would do it

Good luck to the rest.

Especially on GFY....LOL

Babagirls · 03-18-2004, 12:16 PM

hit me up on icq

FreeFastHost · 03-18-2004, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xdcdave
Someone should alert Oracle to this thread immediately

They probably don't hire retards.

polish_aristocrat · 03-18-2004, 12:17 PM

Good Job, I would apply but I am in a different time zone to do this full time.
And certainly I am not "somebody" yet.
But I am sure many people who have even less knowledge about the industry will apply since that job sounds simply too good not to apply.

Ah, BTW, $3k is great, but you have to take into consideration that since this is basically a full time job, people who make some decent money in this industry ( and that means they have knowledge and experience ) won't quit what they are doing only to start posting here full time for $3k.
Whereas the majority of those who make far less money that that, doesn't have the knowledge nor experience necessary to make really meaningfull posts.

AaronM · 03-18-2004, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeFastHost

They probably don't hire retards.

Nope...They just have one recruiting for them.

TheLegacy · 03-18-2004, 12:18 PM

they have to realize that anyone posting that many times will be either banned or be hated by all for useless posts..

whether its the hottest girl alive - they will be copying and pasting the shit out of every board and have nothing meaningful to add... eventually even the cutest girl will be told to go fuck themself fast

I think in total for all boards I on my best day can post 40 - even those who spam can only manage to hit 70

how many boards are out there?? I mean good ones that are not wasting time?? 30 tops

thats 6 posts per board roughly, and most webmasters visit the same boards

SureFire · 03-18-2004, 12:19 PM

200 good post a day....hard to do but will try!

jimboc · 03-18-2004, 12:20 PM

oh dear

Sly_RJ · 03-18-2004, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

if your serious you're a top contendor

I was kidding, but thanks.

SleazyDream · 03-18-2004, 12:20 PM

200 might have been a high number

Fletch XXX · 03-18-2004, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief

I dunno.. I could easily do 200 a day (and have before on other boards), but I have to work and whatnot too :P

if you did 200+ a day youd have a much biggger post count.

200+ posts on a day is power posting, and i doubt it would last long.

I have posts more than 200 times in a day as well.

keeping it up with substance is an entire different thing.

why dont you take the job then? ;)

Digipimp · 03-18-2004, 12:21 PM

Yeah even 100 is a high number, shoot for like 50.

Fletch XXX · 03-18-2004, 12:23 PM

First off,

200 posts a day x 7 = 1400 posts.

1400 posts / 40 hours = 35 posts an hour.

with a 30 second between post rulle thats not possible.

the person will have to post literally every available second during the shift.

I do not see it happeneing.

How can you post 35 posts in an hour with 30 seconds between each? and if its raised to 45 seconds like normal, its simply impossible to do.

hmm wait, it wouldnt be 7 days... shit

Drake · 03-18-2004, 12:23 PM

I wish I was an attractive female now

Juicy D. Links · 03-18-2004, 12:25 PM

Make it 6k per month and Ill have Juan sitting on a workstation 24/7 with a few breask for lunch and dinner

Fletch XXX · 03-18-2004, 12:26 PM

200 x 6 says would be 1200 posts / 40 hours = 30 posts per hour, with 45 seconds between each thats not happening.

Same difference.

Juicy D. Links · 03-18-2004, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
200 x 6 says would be 1200 posts / 40 hours = 30 posts per hour, with 45 seconds between each thats not happening.

Same difference.

200 posts is alot

You need some massivq q to pull that off

Fletch XXX · 03-18-2004, 12:28 PM

200 posts with 30 seconds between them = 6000 seconds, which is roughly 100 minutes of "between time posting" per day

xdcdave · 03-18-2004, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Fuck that!!! This job is mine!

I saw it before he did and I need the money because my content biz and lobsterman gig are not bringing in enough coinage for me to contiunue my crusade to free the slaves.

lobsterman?

detoxed · 03-18-2004, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
First off,

200 posts a day x 7 = 1400 posts.

1400 posts / 40 hours = 35 posts an hour.

with a 30 second between post rulle thats not possible.

the person will have to post literally every available second during the shift.

I do not see it happeneing.

How can you post 35 posts in an hour with 30 seconds between each? and if its raised to 45 seconds like normal, its simply impossible to do.

hmm wait, it wouldnt be 7 days... shit

Good job

If they reconsider and make it 100 a day it would be much easier to do.

DarkJedi · 03-18-2004, 12:28 PM

200 posts a day is impossible.

and it would be easier to make those 3k (or more) if you worked all this time instead of posting.

Giorgio_Xo · 03-18-2004, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Make it 6k per month and Ill have Juan sitting on a workstation 24/7 with a few breask for lunch and dinner

Third world outsourcing!

LadyMischief · 03-18-2004, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

if you did 200+ a day youd have a much biggger post count.

200+ posts on a day is power posting, and i doubt it would last long.

I have posts more than 200 times in a day as well.

keeping it up with substance is an entire different thing.

why dont you take the job then? ;)

I DON'T do that here, but I HAVE done it on other boards :P I can power post with the rest, and 200 isn't that hard when you are posting like that..

LadyMischief · 03-18-2004, 12:33 PM

Question though... is that 200 posts all on GFY? Or on GFY AND other boards? That WOULD make more sense and make it more... managable :P

SoundMan · 03-18-2004, 12:33 PM

do it for 80 posts per day but first i have to turn into a tranny.

riosluts · 03-18-2004, 12:34 PM

I could of done it if it only was part time. I cant do it 8 hours a day. But damn $3K is alot

Fletch XXX · 03-18-2004, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief

I DON'T do that here, but I HAVE done it on other boards :P I can power post with the rest, and 200 isn't that hard when you are posting like that..

200 posts here is hard.

that girl will be flamed after 1 week of trying to maintain 200 a day. you havent done 200 here...

"posting mostly to GFY - as it's the biggest and the best, but some to the other boards too. (lens - you didn't hear that)"

this sentence in his post ;)

cool1 · 03-18-2004, 12:36 PM

200 posts a day for $3000
Sounds interesting.

I think it is possible

punker barbie · 03-18-2004, 12:37 PM

Good luck to whom ever gets it!!!!!

dunefield · 03-18-2004, 12:37 PM

damn sounds like an awesome job... i've pretty much started posting on the forum at the start of last month... even though i reg'd feb last year... i definately am interested... e-mail me if you're interested... duneporn @ optusnet.com.au

the Shemp · 03-18-2004, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
ok. ICQ sent.

Luc, you use me as a reference

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	200 x 6 says would be 1200 posts / 40 hours = 30 posts per hour, with 45 seconds between each thats not happening. Same difference. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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