Holy shit... WOMEN are so fucking confusing!! - GoFuckYourself.com

SmutGiant · 04-03-2004, 12:17 AM

Previously my girlfriend was complaining that she felt smothered and needed more space. Fine. NOW she's complaining that I'm giving her too much space and she feels ignored or something.

... I'm confused to say the least, lol.

The Heron · 04-03-2004, 12:22 AM

Fuck em and leave em

irishfury · 04-03-2004, 12:28 AM

Leave now while you can...Sounds unstable

stevent37 · 04-03-2004, 12:29 AM

Run as fast as you can

Dveron · 04-03-2004, 12:30 AM

Bunny Boiler

PersianKitty · 04-03-2004, 12:30 AM

Turn gay

B40 · 04-03-2004, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Heron
Fuck em and leave em

Well said

modelgigtalent · 04-03-2004, 12:33 AM

Broads... ?!

brickbat · 04-03-2004, 12:33 AM

Try: "Holy shit... PEOPLE are so fucking confusing!!" and you might be closer to the mark.. and less likely to outrage 51% of the population

SmutGiant · 04-03-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dveron
Bunny Boiler

Don't make me more confused than I already am, lol

SmutGiant · 04-03-2004, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brickbat
Try: "Holy shit... PEOPLE are so fucking confusing!!" and you might be closer to the mark.. and less likely to outrage 51% of the population

51% more sig impressions...

Wilber · 04-03-2004, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
my girlfriend was complaining that she felt smothered

Canadians as so friggin' passive...the retort to a woman that says that is...
"Is your best friend dating anyone?"

Quote:

NOW she's complaining that I'm giving her too much space

The retort to a woman that says that is...
"Is your best friend dating anyone?"

Ar3s · 04-03-2004, 12:37 AM

tell her what you told us..
that your confused of this situation...
and ask her what she thinks....
=) i hope everything will go well with you 2 =)

have Good day bro take care...

SmutGiant · 04-03-2004, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber

The retort to a woman that says that is...
"Is your best friend dating anyone?"

... my best friend is dating her best friend. I met her through her

SmutGiant · 04-03-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ar3s
tell her what you told us..
that your confused of this situation...
and ask her what she thinks....
=) i hope everything will go well with you 2 =)

have Good day bro take care...

Oh trust me I told her. Then she got pissed cuz I wasn't "listening" to what she was really saying...

Anyways we had the fight and everything seems to be resolved now, but I'm still left feeling confused, lol.

Kassidy · 04-03-2004, 12:43 AM

News Flash:

If you have dangly bits between your legs you'll never understand women. Sorry, it's genetic....

Henrique · 04-03-2004, 12:45 AM

dont try to understand the girls. Just play theier game...

SmutGiant · 04-03-2004, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kassidy
News Flash:

If you have dangly bits between your legs you'll never understand women. Sorry, it's genetic....

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SmutGiant · 04-03-2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Henrique
dont try to understand the girls. Just play theier game...

Looks like it's about time for you to request a GFY shirt

shogun3k · 04-03-2004, 12:50 AM

hmmm, women are confusing

Wilber · 04-03-2004, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
... my best friend is dating her best friend

Then you missed the whole point of how to treat a bitchy bitch.

Your both young, she is probing her territory...finding out how much
movement she has with you. You are falling into the pussy-whipped
trap. When she says "I want space" you say "You want space? I'll
give you space" Then you leave and don't call, don't talk about her,
don't give your friend any replies when he asks you something about
her because his g/f is going to hear what you said to him.

She will either call you after a week or so or she will show up somewhere
that you are. You act cordial but not intimate with her and say "excuse me"
and go over to some other chick and start talkin' with her.

When women "know" they have you they get annoying and demanding
when they think they are losing you they get all dick-sucky and nice.
They are all the same no matter what they say.

After she is all dick-sucky and nice, when she talks to you about shit
just nod your head a lot and say "uh huh" and sound like you agree
with whatever verbal diarrhea is splashing out her yap.

On the 29th of every month tell her she looks damn sexy in that outfit
and that she has wicked taste in shoes.

You got to work that puppet before that puppet works you.

SmutGiant · 04-03-2004, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber

Then you missed the whole point of how to treat a bitchy bitch.

Your both young, she is probing her territory...finding out how much
movement she has with you. You are falling into the pussy-whipped
trap. When she says "I want space" you say "You want space? I'll
give you space" Then you leave and don't call, don't talk about her,
don't give your friend any replies when he asks you something about
her because his g/f is going to hear what you said to him.

She will either call you after a week or so or she will show up somewhere
that you are. You act cordial but not intimate with her and say "excuse me"
and go over to some other chick and start talkin' with her.

When women "know" they have you they get annoying and demanding
when they think they are losing you they get all dick-sucky and nice.
They are all the same no matter what they say.

After she is all dick-sucky and nice, when she talks to you about shit
just nod your head a lot and say "uh huh" and sound like you agree
with whatever verbal diarrhea is splashing out her yap.

On the 29th of every month tell her she looks damn sexy in that outfit
and that she has wicked taste in shoes.

You got to work that puppet before that puppet works you.

That's basically what I did and what got her so angry. She said she felt smothered so I didn't call her for a week. We usually don't see each other during the week due to our extremely busy schedules. The only time I called her was to return her phone call and then then her go after 10 min.

edit: good post though, I'm sure a few people here can learn a thing or two lol

Wilber · 04-03-2004, 01:01 AM

Quote:

The only time I called her was to return her phone call

Cold turkey fella...cold turkey. You shouldn't have returned the call.

montel · 04-03-2004, 01:51 AM

Quote:

tell her what you told us..
that your confused of this situation...
and ask her what she thinks....
=) i hope everything will go well with you 2 =)

Do not do this, there is no point at this stage. they cannot see reason and will only get upset/angry/cry. there is no point trying to win an argument with them over this stuff. even if you 'win' they will only resent you for it.

the best message to send is that you dont evn care any more. FIND THE NEXT CHICK.

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber

Then you missed the whole point of how to treat a bitchy bitch.

Your both young, she is probing her territory...finding out how much
movement she has with you. You are falling into the pussy-whipped
trap. When she says "I want space" you say "You want space? I'll
give you space" Then you leave and don't call, don't talk about her,
don't give your friend any replies when he asks you something about
her because his g/f is going to hear what you said to him.

She will either call you after a week or so or she will show up somewhere
that you are. You act cordial but not intimate with her and say "excuse me"
and go over to some other chick and start talkin' with her.

When women "know" they have you they get annoying and demanding
when they think they are losing you they get all dick-sucky and nice.
They are all the same no matter what they say.

After she is all dick-sucky and nice, when she talks to you about shit
just nod your head a lot and say "uh huh" and sound like you agree
with whatever verbal diarrhea is splashing out her yap.

On the 29th of every month tell her she looks damn sexy in that outfit
and that she has wicked taste in shoes.

You got to work that puppet before that puppet works you.

that is fairly spot on analysis.

if she is a really hard game player you need to get rid of her asap. those ones are fucked up and never change- if you end up marrying her you get 50 years of games. the best outcome is that they are gone.

berg.the.red · 04-03-2004, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber

The retort to a woman that says that is...
"Is your best friend dating anyone?"

"ya know ... your sisters boobs are much perkier than yours ..." is another good one.

BadBrad · 04-03-2004, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
Previously my girlfriend was complaining that she felt smothered and needed more space. Fine. NOW she's complaining that I'm giving her too much space and she feels ignored or something.

... I'm confused to say the least, lol.

I think it was more that she wasn't sure if you were the one she wanted to be with or not. Now that things are going well and you have been together longer she wants that attention. Things could be worse.

teomaxxx · 04-03-2004, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber

Then you missed the whole point of how to treat a bitchy bitch.

Your both young, she is probing her territory...finding out how much
movement she has with you. You are falling into the pussy-whipped
trap. When she says "I want space" you say "You want space? I'll
give you space" Then you leave and don't call, don't talk about her,
don't give your friend any replies when he asks you something about
her because his g/f is going to hear what you said to him.

She will either call you after a week or so or she will show up somewhere
that you are. You act cordial but not intimate with her and say "excuse me"
and go over to some other chick and start talkin' with her.

When women "know" they have you they get annoying and demanding
when they think they are losing you they get all dick-sucky and nice.
They are all the same no matter what they say.

After she is all dick-sucky and nice, when she talks to you about shit
just nod your head a lot and say "uh huh" and sound like you agree
with whatever verbal diarrhea is splashing out her yap.

On the 29th of every month tell her she looks damn sexy in that outfit
and that she has wicked taste in shoes.

You got to work that puppet before that puppet works you.

Poo-Chee · 04-03-2004, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Heron
Fuck em and leave em

Cuz you don't need em

Krusty · 04-03-2004, 03:52 AM

yeah? well some guys are the same!!!!!!!!!! I went up to my guy and told him I want sex and he was telling me he feels crowded.... he's not feeling in the mood at ALL - what the fuck? aren't most guys into it?

Wilber · 04-03-2004, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krusty
I went up to my guy and told him I want sex and he was telling me he feels crowded.... he's not feeling in the mood

That's what guys say when they are spoonin' someone else and already
got their rocks off not too long ago. So it's not you, he is just replenishing
his throat yogurt.

You still cooked him dinner right?

berg.the.red · 04-03-2004, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krusty
yeah? well some guys are the same!!!!!!!!!! I went up to my guy and told him I want sex and he was telling me he feels crowded.... he's not feeling in the mood at ALL - what the fuck? aren't most guys into it?

he didn't ask about your best friend or anything did he ??

KRL · 04-03-2004, 05:57 AM

My life changed for the better when I stopped trying to figure out women.

They are simply too complex to understand.

FreshC · 04-03-2004, 08:27 AM

CTRL+ALT+DELETE
Just reboot the bitch!
Problem solved!

Marcus Aurelius · 04-03-2004, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant

Don't make me more confused than I already am, lol

Fatal Attraction Reference

itzjamiex · 04-03-2004, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
Previously my girlfriend was complaining that she felt smothered and needed more space. Fine. NOW she's complaining that I'm giving her too much space and she feels ignored or something.

... I'm confused to say the least, lol.

You gave her the gift of missing you. People want what they can't have. Keep up the good work!

DR_PHIL · 04-03-2004, 01:22 PM

u got her where u want her now..shes hooooked

count blingula · 04-03-2004, 01:57 PM

take her to a ballet!

Oncle_Benny · 04-03-2004, 03:21 PM

start complaining like a retard too

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